Liverpool banter 5

16 May 2026 18:11:13
I think it is quite telling that with all of the suggestions of the club backing slot, there hasn't been any comment from Liverpool.

It won't happen, but they really need to quell what is happening and now be vocal about their intention moving forward or this is going to get even worse in the next week or so.

It won't get any better unless they speak or the negative feeling towards them will grow and become exceptionally difficult to overturn.

16 May 2026 21:12:03
What can the club possibly say?

16 May 2026 17:34:44
Salah, Robbo and Jones now with posts! We wait for VVD for do it and I think that’s it for slop! Has VVD the balls?

16 May 2026 18:25:32
No, he doesn't.

16 May 2026 18:26:18
Can you share what the posts say, Jay? Or anyone?

16 May 2026 17:27:17
Loving Mo having a dig at slot to get back to heavy metal football but bigger dig at recruitment saying all players should buy into our philosophy. Battle lines drawn. Go Ed Mo rattle the cage lad

16 May 2026 18:02:20
Think he more than rattled the cage. 🤣🤣

Time to grab the popcorn and sit back and enjoy all the flying s*** and spinning fans.

16 May 2026 18:17:09
That alone made me want to offer him an extension, so many of the players have liked the comments too...

Alonso to do a u turn?

16 May 2026 18:22:20
Good on him. He's literally doing us a favour before he leaves. The bloke is a true legend.

16 May 2026 18:30:21
Ornstein has announced that Alonso is a done deal. Two things are true at this point, firstly that we've dropped a massive bollock by not sacking Slot and offering the job and two, but also in accepting the Chelsea job, that Alonso has well and truly messed up on whatever legacy he does have and is persona non grata from this point on.

16 May 2026 18:44:24
I have a certain set of skills. For the right price, I can make Slot disappear .

16 May 2026 17:25:29
I really hope Mo's statement is his second to last final gift to us. The powers that be cannot be blind to how the vast majority are feeling and hopefully behind the scenes its getting properly sorted out. His last gift would be the winner next Sunday.

The best I've seen in a red shirt in a long time.

16 May 2026 18:05:03
Best since Stevie.

16 May 2026 18:44:14
Agreed.

16 May 2026 18:58:59
Definitely the best since Gerrard, I find it hard to separate them if I'm honest.

16 May 2026 17:24:19
Thank you Mo Salah. Even when you're leaving you've given us something. You'll always be welcome in Liverpool. That part time fool won't.

17 May 2026 01:11:37
Mo for player/manager, he would sort the coaching out lol.

{Ed078's Note - tempted to delete this, but I'll put it through.

16 May 2026 17:18:14
In last night's post-match presser Slot said he was missing 9 first-team players, does anybody know if he's found them yet?

{Ed001's Note - maybe he left them behind in Holland?}

16 May 2026 17:30:01
You know that the 2 first team players he has are: Gakpo and Mac

If we gave Slot 11 Gakpo's, he'd probably orgasm.

16 May 2026 17:33:42
I'll give Slot this, you can always rely on him to come up with some excuse or other.

16 May 2026 17:34:17
Maybe they are in the dressing room because it looks like he's lost that too.

16 May 2026 17:34:44
And said they were starters most of the time...
Starters of what I don't know... But even we started with 20 players, we'd still be crap and outrun by everyone.

16 May 2026 18:47:59
Victor, believe it or not, Slot is top of the excuses league and already secured CL football months ago with his excuses about wind and low blocks. We should start a poll for our favourite Slot excuse.

I liked the wind one. Or the one when he said that other teams weren't playing the way he wanted them to, so he didn't know what to do lol. That was a cracker.

16 May 2026 18:53:50
I mean he's had basically had Macca, Szobo, Grav, Gakpo, Kerkez, VVD and until very recently Salah available all season.

What is he chatting?

16 May 2026 20:28:39
Maybe he meant 9 first team players were missing in action?

That's certainly true.

16 May 2026 17:17:33
Thanks, Mo for putting the final nail in his coffin. Thank you for the memories.

16 May 2026 17:10:52
Eds hope you are all well.
Who would you replace slot with?

{Ed001's Note - I woukd be happy with any if Iraola, Hoeness or Alonso but Enrique is the dream.}

16 May 2026 17:00:45
Frustrating watching Citeh win the cup. Semenyo was coming to us as I know someone who knows him very well and then 2 days later he got a message saying Man City. Pushed so hard for Isak and left Guehi too late and he's been one of the most consistent defenders.

Just poor decisions and now we are procrastinating again about the manager and will probably lose Alonso who 80 per cent of the fans want. Just such poor decisions and people need to be held accountable as we as fans have just had enough.

16 May 2026 17:38:37
And yet, we are still looking to bring in wingers who will change everything for Slot next season...

We had him in both hands, with everything you could ask for, speed, skill, PL experience, scores goals, works hard, etc.



Maybe that's why Slot said no, or Hughes / Edwards messed it up somehow, but it's done and dusted. Best would be to get rid of all these guys and start afresh.