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17 Oct 2025 17:24:17
Ed025 you often feel blue after the derby I will give you that 👍.

{Ed025's Note - we do most times Hughesy but things are a changing mate, once the rebuild is complete that will all change..

17 Oct 2025 20:04:27
Based on recent performances you won’t need a rebuild to get something out of us.

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{Ed025's Note - its a temporary blip for the reds John, you will get back on the horse this week mate..

17 Oct 2025 20:24:51
Lost count of the number of times in the last 10 years I've seen an Everton fan say "once X happens, all will change. "

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{Ed025's Note - and it will SR, this is not a false dawn mate and the club is going in the right direction...finally, im not saying we are going to win the league anytime soon...it may take 3 or 4 years.. :)

17 Oct 2025 20:25:38
I hope so.

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{Ed025's Note - believe me John...im a doctor.. :)

17 Oct 2025 21:20:36
That rebuild mate it's like HS2 loads of promise to get there 5 mins faster. By the time the blues pitch up lad everyone else will be miles away 😊 YNWA.

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{Ed025's Note - i can see why your sceptical Chrisy, but let me tell you mate this is the beginning of the age of Aquarius, its like when Fleming invented penicillin or when Berners Lee started the internet, mark my words.. :)

17 Oct 2025 21:27:23
What a lovely sense of humour 😂.

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{Ed025's Note - its written in the stars SJ, i went to see a medium at the fair in Sefton park mate...what more proof do you need?.. :)

17 Oct 2025 23:33:12
Being an everton fan for last 10 years is much like being a Liverpool fan during the 90s and 2000s. “Next season is going to be our season”.

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17 Oct 2025 23:59:08
Did Fleming invent Penicillin?

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18 Oct 2025 01:40:09
I think Everton started to get better the minute Moshiri ‘left the building’. From both the perspective as a city and as a rival in the league I think it’s brilliant. I’d love to see us and Everton battling it out for honours every season. Sorry for being old school but there was a time when it was like that and we even let Evertonians come to the match with us. Anybody who disagrees is obviously entitled to their own view but I’ll bet you have never been to, or have no allegiance with, the city of Liverpool.

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18 Oct 2025 07:08:07
WDW, you can be bloody patronising at times!

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18 Oct 2025 07:23:16
WDW may be patronising but there is no lie in what he said. Everton and Liverpool have historically been like siblings and it's not uncommon for there to both be blues and reds within the same nuclear family. That's why tragedies like Hillsborough hit the city hard. It's only in recent times where tribalism is encouraged did we start seeing the ugliness that we are witnessing today.

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18 Oct 2025 08:34:40
I agree with that Dacer but his posts quite often come across as patronising. I remember the days of reds and blues sitting together but unfortunately those days are over. It will never be the same unfortunately and football generally has changed massively and not for the better.

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17 Oct 2025 15:28:35
Dark Mode / Light Mode implemented on the main pages (see toggle top right of pages). In the evening, dark mode may be better for some people?

Needs a couple of colour tweaks on dark mode, i think.

17 Oct 2025 15:44:00
Is that why the font was blue on here a little while ago!? Thought 25 had been taking some web page design classes.

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{Ed025's Note - the whole world is blue to me RF.. :)

17 Oct 2025 15:58:55
Then maybe put on those red tinted glasses Ed.

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{Ed025's Note - i dont have a pair of those RF..

17 Oct 2025 16:05:04
Ed, had the text been enlarged as well?

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{Ed025's Note - it has Stuie, we thought it was a good idea mate because the eyesight of a lot of posters on here is not very good...probably because quite a few are obviously W******.. :)

17 Oct 2025 16:15:05
Good man, Ed033.
This will definitely help the eyes of those who scroll through the pages in the dark of midnight. 🌚

One thing though. Have you changed the font recently?
I’ve been feeling like it looks a bit bigger lately and a bit more congested, especially on longer posts. Line spacing seems tighter too, maybe that’s why.

Anyone else noticing this?

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17 Oct 2025 16:40:36
Yes, i did increase the font size, but i didn't increase the line spacing. I'll increase the line spacing a bit.

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17 Oct 2025 17:07:38
Looks pretty sweet 👌 Good Job 🙏.

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17 Oct 2025 17:16:54
Yeah, that should do the trick. Cheers, Ed.

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17 Oct 2025 19:01:34
Same font that that some of my optically challenged work colleagues have on their phone permanently😂.

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17 Oct 2025 20:03:33
Nice one @25 - that made me laugh out loud 😁😁.

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{Ed025's Note - i do try mate.. :)

18 Oct 2025 08:44:47
Alright Ed025 mate.

They do say that 99.9 % of men are w#####s and the other 0.1% are liars. Thanks for the enlarged text will help the eyes a bit before I make myself go blind 😬🤣🤣🤣

Notsozippy.

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{Ed025's Note - i will send you a left handed boxing glove Zippy...i believe it enhances the experience mate.. :)

18 Oct 2025 09:08:29
Too late Ed025 mate Im ambidextrous and have huge callouses on both hands and both are seized up with arthritis so id struggle to get a boxing gloves on either hand. Thankfully the wife takes pity on me from time to time well month to month mate 🤣🤣.

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{Ed025's Note - my heart goes out to you mate.. :)

18 Oct 2025 09:36:23
To Red Kop and Ed033, the spacing has made a massive difference. Great call and fix. Nice teamwork! .

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18 Oct 2025 09:54:42
My wife thanks you for the dark mode…. It makes it easier for her to pretend to sleep as I lurk here waiting for transfer insights / a green light from the Mrs!

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18 Oct 2025 12:00:22
Ed033, the editors text us now the same colour as the posters. Is this a permanent thing? Personally, I prefer the contrasting colours as I tend to scroll and look out for editors responses.

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{Ed033's Note - There was an error i fixed it.

Thanks to posters for feedback.

17 Oct 2025 15:16:29
Oh my god, the buttons are blue. ED25, you monster. What have you done to our page😁.

{Ed025's Note - blue is the future Davey....and we all know it mate.. :)

17 Oct 2025 15:31:33
i copied the colour theme from the Everton site and forgot to initially change it to red when activating the dark mode / light mode toggle.

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17 Oct 2025 15:44:28
Haha Davey I just posted same before seeing yours.

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17 Oct 2025 15:39:04
Some dodgy workings there ED33😁.

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{Ed033's Note - Right, but it was worth it for the dark mode.

17 Oct 2025 10:06:40
Its all my fault this recent slum. I jinxed everything 4 matches back. We just welcomed our first child into the family. Little future lfc left back named séamie. Obviously the first thing was nailing his allegiance down by putting an lfc jersey on him- and this was done post haste and we got a win, but through unfortunate circumstances I wasn't able to get the jersey on him for the last 3 matches and a jinx was created. My bad guys. let's call it sleep deprivation. let's call it projectile fluids all over the place. However, come sunday I will endeavour to rectify this travesty going forward and put us back on track.

17 Oct 2025 10:21:41
Best way to break the hoodoo would be to keep him out of the strip on Sunday, because there's no way we're losing that game!

I know these superstitions are strong though, so if you have to keep him in the strip 24/ 7/ 52 then do it!

And finally, congratulations aoe, nothing in the world is as rewarding as having a kid, and I wish you and your family nothing but happiness, health and prosperity going forward mate.

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17 Oct 2025 10:27:04
Jeez aoe, what were you thinking?

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17 Oct 2025 11:03:28
When we won the double . my mate had bought a small Liverpool badge what he wore halfway through the season but the next 3 games we were poor results wise n he blamed the badge he bought he gave it to me . n we more or less won most games after that . all my mates at the match was saying you got ya badge on bfr the game started . mad how lil superstitions go but I believe it helped us win the double n no one can convince me otherwise.

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17 Oct 2025 11:14:31
Congrats on your lil one, aoe. It is tough being a parent but I hope you find it to be a rewarding journey. Just remember to do your duties and get him to wear the kit this Sunday ;)

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17 Oct 2025 11:14:32
I see your sneaky plan strom. I’m not giving you my son. Nice try though. I nearly fell for it.

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17 Oct 2025 11:36:41
You'd better! Oh, and congratulations! 🤣.

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17 Oct 2025 12:30:16
I had a feeling it was all down to you😉.

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17 Oct 2025 12:41:04
Aoe. hahahah nearly worked.

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17 Oct 2025 13:27:00
Congratulations aoe, please make sure you correct this issue for Sunday though.

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17 Oct 2025 13:35:15
I feed a ton of birds and last year all the trophies were won by Bird clubs

Liverbird = Premier League
Magpies = League Cup
Eagles = FA. Cup
Cocekrel = Europa League

No one can convince me my superstition doesn't work 😅😅.

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17 Oct 2025 14:02:07
Congrats mate!

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17 Oct 2025 14:13:35
AOE, I want you go to the deepest darkest corners of the world to find a maniac Tattoo artist that will tattoo a Liverpool jersey onto little Seamie.

If I know Seamie, and I think I do, he can handle it.

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17 Oct 2025 14:17:43
Congrats Aoe.

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17 Oct 2025 14:28:57
I got that green top and we’ve lost every game since. Shambles.

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17 Oct 2025 17:34:07
Thanks a million for the replies guys. Don’t worry- i got this. Back to winning ways methinks.

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17 Oct 2025 17:39:47
Congratulations, to many more beautiful memories.

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17 Oct 2025 19:04:40
LFC 8, I bought the cream third kit. Every time i've watched Liverpool whilst wearing it since they’ve lost.
Do I try and break the bad joojoo by giving it one last chance Sunday or relegate it to the clothes rack?

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16 Oct 2025 17:59:44
Friends, need some advice. We are in Munich this weekend. Any thoughts on pubs or bars we can go to watch the Liverpool - United game on the 19th?

16 Oct 2025 20:12:51
Not been to Munich for years and can't speak for footie pubs. What I can say tho is if you have time, and u like beer and sausage, hop on the 20-30 train ride to Andechts Monastery. Monks make the beer and sausage and it's a nice 5k hike through some amazing countryside. Great day out.

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17 Oct 2025 07:18:22
If you like sausage there are other places you could go! 😂😂.

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17 Oct 2025 09:07:54
Ooohhh matron, I say.

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17 Oct 2025 09:59:26
Sorry, W0rdsmith. I got nothing. Now had you been visiting Dusseldorf instead then, I got some places I could have proposed to you downtown by the Rhine river.

Red_Flyer69, monks beers are great. There is a Monastery here in the north of Belgium where they brew good beers and they don't sell them commercially. Got to taste some via an inside man. Truly delicious.

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17 Oct 2025 11:04:33
Monks n sausages not a good idea if u ask me.

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17 Oct 2025 15:19:17
Oli Andechts actually do sell commercially. SalmonMonk, are u itk?

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17 Oct 2025 15:48:25
If the monks are drinking ale, they’ll have the game on in the back on the dodgy stick.

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17 Oct 2025 16:30:02
If in doubt always try an Irish Pub.

Looks like Kilians is showing it and there's no bundesliga game on at the same time - kiliansirishpub.de/tv-sports/

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15 Oct 2025 18:22:36
Hello ed0025 u OK mate? I saw u and Ron getting a bit tetchy with each other yesterday but glad u both sorted it all out. I was drinking in the elephant a few days before and wondering if the over 6 quid a pint was part of your grumpiness? Coz I tell you what it is mine.

{Ed025's Note - me and Ron are fine Baz, i hate being ripped off especially in pubs mate, all pubs should follow Wetherspoons lead and serve ale at proper prices, the Elephant has always been expensive so i tend to swerve it these days..

15 Oct 2025 22:52:25
It was expensive 40 odd years ago - I thought it was a tradition!

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16 Oct 2025 08:18:20
Yeah i prefer the real ales that weatherspoons do. And also coz I work nights the one in lime St Station comes in handy coz it serves beer from 8 am so I can get an after work pint which helps knock me out until the kids get home from school. Still less than 2 quid a pint most of them as well.

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{Ed078's Note - just got back to Aus from Cambodia where a 500ml beer was $1 US. Paying about 6 pound here.

16 Oct 2025 08:26:20
I don't think I leave!

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