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14 Aug 2023 22:54:17
Hi Ed002, May I ask a question? Everybody is saying Lavia prefers Chelsea and that is why there has been no progress past Liverpools accepted offer. Do you expect Chelsea to make an offer. The reason I ask is that if they don't it makes things a bit awkward for Lavia and Liverpool. It's a bit like asking a girl out and her saying she would rather the bloke down the road took her out, then he doesn't ask her out. She then comes back to you and says you can take her out. Do you still want to take her out knowing she preferred someone else?

Bobby Banana

{Ed002's Note - Chelsea have had an offer accepted for Lavia and are now negotiating some additions to free him up for a medical and to complete the transfer in the coming days.}


1.) 15 Aug 2023 00:01:19
I for one am delighted. Good prospect but a squad player at either team and we can’t afford to spend £60m on a squad player. I think Chelsea will have a good young player but similar to Caceido have paid double his true worth. Let’s see who comes our way now these two have gone. Positive is we now know we have money to spend, negative is the inflated fees as clubs know we desperate.


2.) 15 Aug 2023 02:13:46
well that's one way to ask a question, beautiful.


3.) 15 Aug 2023 04:30:20
They had one accepted when we were fooling with MC . so the thing that happened is the boy tried cheating with another girl but the one who he originally was with and the one he cheated both went with the other boy whose girl he was cheating. so now our main character doesn't have a girl and has broken heart??but not to worry there are plenty of fish in the sea. just don't cheat on your people!


4.) 15 Aug 2023 06:15:45
Lets see whos available in the bargain basement? If the better DMs are going for upwards of 60m it sets a precedent. Not sure we will snap up the likes of Thuram, Kone, Luis, etc, for anything less.


5.) 15 Aug 2023 08:00:42
@IdreamofGin

It’s not about less and it’s not about bargain basement.

The point is Kone and Luis are more experienced players than Lavia. Therefore the club may value them higher and be willing to pay more for them.

There will be other players they’re looking at too.

It’s not about looking for bargains. The club had a £110m fee accepted for MC.


6.) 15 Aug 2023 08:19:34
Cheers Ed002, at least we can now move on.


7.) 15 Aug 2023 08:29:56
The club were never ever buying Caicedo NK and we all know that, this was actually pure genius PR rubbish to please the fans. The one they really wanted went badly wrong in Lavia.
The management of the club from top to bottom is awful and I include stubborn Mr Klopp in this as he’s as much to blame in this utter shambles.
Where do we go from here I suspect nota great deal will happen and Klopp will carry on telling people that Gakpo is a brilliant midfield player.
It’s going to be a long season for a top 7 finish.


8.) 15 Aug 2023 09:21:38
I don't see Kone working in our system Navy. Good player but too slow for our system. I was all for him until I saw him in games with players flying past him. I think in a compact team he would excel or perhaps as an eight in our system but for DM it's a no thanks from me.


9.) 15 Aug 2023 08:49:51
Do we know how far away Bajcetic is from a return?


10.) 15 Aug 2023 10:22:05
@whitewalker
“The club were never ever buying Caicedo NK and we all know that, this was actually pure genius PR rubbish to please the fans. ”

You cannot genuinely believe that? So you think the club are now making record breaking bids just for sh*ts and giggles? ??‍♂️.


11.) 15 Aug 2023 13:43:43
Navy, its better to simply ignore the troll and let it waste its own time.


 

 

18 Jul 2018 13:14:01
Hello Ed's

Any chance you are in a position to confirm that a fee has been agreed with Roma? Echo and others have reported its has, but I won't believe it until it's confirmed on this site.
Love u all
Bobby.

Bobby Banana

{Ed002's Note - I can't confirm it absolutely but I can say that someone involved was told over a breakfast time call with someone just off the coast of Antibe the likelihood of another bidder at that price is very slim.}


1.) 18 Jul 2018 13:50:22
I know it’s a lot to pay for a keeper, but the way I look at it is LFC will have payed Roma £100m for Salah and Alisson. Makes it sound much better to look at the deal through rose-tinted glasses.


2.) 18 Jul 2018 13:45:28
Ed002 is so beautiful and mysterious.


3.) 18 Jul 2018 14:17:58
Anyone actually watched him play and has a review on him? Not seen him much other then when we smashed them and then the WC!


4.) 18 Jul 2018 14:08:12
Cheers ED002.


5.) 18 Jul 2018 14:29:27
It's an absolutely horrific fee for a keeper, even by today's mad standards, but it does show the extent of the problem LFC have, that it is worth paying 70m+ to properly solve it.


6.) 18 Jul 2018 14:56:33
Let's not all whinge now about the fee we've all been saying we need a marquee signing for that position 😁.


7.) 18 Jul 2018 15:39:23
It's an astronomical fee for a human, but I thought that for VVD and we all saw his instant impact, therefore we have to pay top dollar to have a top keeper behind him (IF it's all true of course) . Unfortunately it's a sign of the footballing times and the game's gone sadly. but, I'd love it, love it if we get him. he's the final piece of the jigsaw almost.


8.) 18 Jul 2018 15:41:45
Ignoring the fact that all fees these days are exorbitant, is paying so much for a keeper really surprising. We have all said a top keeper would have put us considerably closer to city, that utd would be nowehere without de gea. Paying large fees for such an important position shouldn't be that much of a shock.


9.) 18 Jul 2018 15:47:29
But if it's true, it's a position solved for the next ten years perhaps.


10.) 18 Jul 2018 15:58:06
Who stays as number 2 ward or karius or neither.


11.) 18 Jul 2018 18:15:35
To be fair 60 odd million is nowhere near in proportion to the fee Buffon was bought for in 2001 compared to the world record fee at the time (30m compared to Figo for 37m) . Judging on percentages I'd say it's no surprise that top keepers will start catching up in cost. There just haven't been many major keeper transfers in a few years, have there? VVD won't be the most expensive defender for that long either.


12.) 18 Jul 2018 18:42:09
People stop complaining about the fee, Buffon went for what was it, 51 million? In 2001! 51mil in 2001 would be about 500mil in today's market xD it is about time the transfer record for a goalkeeper got beat.


13.) 18 Jul 2018 18:47:04
Bardzo. Buffon was 53 million Euros. Considering that was 17 years ago, it doesn't seem that extortionate.


14.) 18 Jul 2018 20:58:11
Ok fine, I was talking Pounds not Euros. Back then the exchange rate placed the GBP as being far more stronger than now (or the Euro being weaker) . But the point still stands.


 

 

 

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17 Mar 2024 20:16:18
It's been a long time since we played well at old trafford. That place seems to have as much of a hex on the team as Real Madrid.

Bobby Banana

1.) 17 Mar 2024 20:25:45
You mean the 5-0?


2.) 18 Mar 2024 07:42:23
How about the 4-2 that also should have been 5 when Jota nearly broke the post?


3.) 18 Mar 2024 08:50:37
My goodness we missed Jota yesterday.


 

 

11 Dec 2023 21:35:37
Thanks for the Palace review Ed001. You must still be in the doghouse after the birthday stunt. The other half must be giving you the cold shoulder so you had time to do the review earlier than usual?.

Bobby Banana

{Ed001's Note - you are very right mate.}


1.) 11 Dec 2023 23:37:46
Been in that position many times. Either you gave her the gift and she didn’t see the funny side or things got that bad you thought sod it, I’m not giving it to her now. Just in case you don’t know, it will be you that apologises, so you may as well get it over with. Don’t want the argument to carry on into the weekend.


2.) 12 Dec 2023 01:08:12
Wait bday?

{Ed001's Note - not mine mate, hers. BB is right, but apologies have not worked so far. It is very peaceful though with her sulking and not speaking to me.}


3.) 12 Dec 2023 04:10:07
My yearly nightmare is mid-February. Valentine's day followed by wedding anniversary on the 16th. A double whammy. Two expensive dinners one after the other, and the strict condition that the anniversary gift is bigger than the Valentine's. Sigh?.


4.) 12 Dec 2023 04:49:52
ArAy, i've convinced my better half that we are unique and special and don't need to celebrate our love on the same day everyone else does. So we have ‘Valentines’ a week later every year. She hasn't twigged that the flowers and choccies are half price by then and the restaurants are back to regular prices ?.


5.) 12 Dec 2023 07:16:22
I must be really lucky my better half doesn’t believe in Valentine’s Day.

{Ed025's Note - hence your user name.. :)


6.) 12 Dec 2023 11:10:46
Wait Ed01, what have you done?

{Ed001's Note - nothing, that's the problem.}


7.) 12 Dec 2023 12:34:58
????.


8.) 12 Dec 2023 14:36:36
Myself and my wife never do Valentines day either, nor have we ever in our 18 years together - both agree its just a 'manufactured' thing and not worth doing - result lol!

{Ed025's Note - there are no pockets in a shroud Bill, dont be a minge bag mate and treat your Judy for putting up with you.. :)


9.) 12 Dec 2023 19:07:56
Well I got married on St Valentines day, so our anniversary dinner is in a restaurant with loads of kids.


10.) 12 Dec 2023 18:23:24
Well Ed01, I see you made it out of the dog house alive so at least, that's a win, right?

{Ed001's Note - not so sure about being out of the doghouse yet.}


11.) 13 Dec 2023 10:38:06
Ed001, as long as you're not sleeping on the sofa, it's a win! ?.

{Ed001's Note - I dunno, the sofa would probably be the win as I wouldn't get woken up every couple of hours when the baby needs feeding. Its not my breast she is drinking from but apparently I need to be awake too when she feeds. Women can be so selfish at times! ;-)


 

 

09 Dec 2023 11:07:59
Thanks for the review Ed001. Wasn't sure we would get one considering the short turnaround. Great surprise on a Saturday morning. Got to agree with you on the Nunez tackle. Couldn't see any problem with it.

Bobby Banana

{Ed001's Note - very welcome mate, had a bit of trouble getting it done as it was the other half's birthday yesterday. She was upset with me anyway as I said I had tried getting her the perfect present but then realised she already had me so anything else would seem a bit crap by comparison. She seemed to think I should have got her something anyway. Ungrateful if you ask me!}


1.) 09 Dec 2023 12:17:43
Can you please share the match review url?

{Ed001's Note - just go to football-news-views.co.uk to find it. You can sign up to get an email when a new article is posted as well.}


2.) 09 Dec 2023 12:28:02
Thanks Ed001.

{Ed001's Note - very welcome.}


3.) 09 Dec 2023 15:54:38
Tell the other half that you are appreciated on this site and she is lucky to have you. Now get on with the Crystal Palace review, I’d like to hear your view on the Ayew sending off. The pundits said it was never a yellow but I thought he stopped a counter attack so the second yellow was his fault and he only had himself to blame.

{Ed001's Note - I don't think that will work, she is still not talking to me! As for the Ayew sending off, I don't see any argument for it not being a yellow to be honest. It was a silly challenge that he didn't need to make but he made sure to bring his man down. It was a defo booking. Ok, it wasn't as bad as the assault by Hamer on Mac Allister that wasn't deemed worthy of a card, but that should not be the yardstick. In fact the discussion in that case should centre around whether Hamer should have got a red or yellow. I don't think Ayew has a case to argue that he shouldn't have been booked.}


4.) 09 Dec 2023 16:22:28
My thoughts exactly Ed. I think the bar is very low for 2nd yellows and reds these days and it does ruin games but given what we’ve seen, even in this game, that was a yellow.

Gomez and Diaz both got booked for less in this very game.

{Ed001's Note - they know what the rules are these days and those deliberate fouls to kill attacks are automatic bookings. The mistake is when players aren't booked for those. Usually that only happens if you are Rodri or you wear a Spurs shirt though.}


5.) 09 Dec 2023 16:36:39
Clearly your mastery and knowledge of the female species is nowhere near that of the football game. ? Or you're a daredevil and love playing with fire, by not getting your wife a gift on her birthday. I suggest immediate corrective action otherwise you'll get reminded of it every year for ever. This is my 33 years of marital "discord" speaking.

In regards to Ayew, it wasn't his second foul that was stupid, it was the first one. The fool thought he would get away with obstructing a free kick. I always get reminded of your comment that "footballers are not the brightest lot". We see it time and again across the entire league where players clearly know the rules but end up costing their team heavily, for not applying them.

{Ed001's Note - I just thought it was funny. I do have her a gift but I have not given it her yet as I am having too much fun winding her up and getting peace and quiet to watch the footie over the weekend!

You are right, his first card was incredibly dumb. All he had to do was back away slowly, just enough to prove he was trying to get away but not enough to get out of the way for a quick free kick to be taken. Instead he just stayed in front of there as Virgil clearly motioned once to take it and still he didn't move, so he has no one to blame but himself.}


6.) 09 Dec 2023 17:54:51
Ed001, so I was partially still right. Yo are a daredevil who likes to play with fire! ?.

{Ed001's Note - and she is a dragon, so it is defo fire I am playing with but living life on the edge is so much fun.}


 

 

07 Sep 2023 10:40:49
Was going to ask when you were doing the match review Ed01, but then checked Football-news-views and found it. Great write up, many thanks. As soon as the game is over I look forward to your write up. It reminds me of the pre-smart phone days when all the newspapers had a football supplement on Monday with all the game reports in. I used to look forward to that in the same way. One thing I will say is I believe Duran went for Gomez because he had a view to a kill and was hungry like the wolf. But it could just be he is one of those bad boys. sorry I couldn't help myself. I'll get my coat again.

Bobby Banana

{Ed001's Note - thank you, particularly for the really bad Duran Duran gag at the end.}


1.) 07 Sep 2023 14:47:09
The post match write ups are much better than anything else on the internet. Most journos just watch the highlights ed gives detailed player descriptions which is perfect if you miss the game . Kudos to ed 01.

{Ed001's Note - thank you TG.}


2.) 07 Sep 2023 17:43:59
They’re the only type of gags I have Ed001.


3.) 07 Sep 2023 20:39:11
I'll say a prayer for you later, Bobby.


4.) 07 Sep 2023 21:42:06
It must be like a reflex Bobby. Your puns are notorious.


 

 

15 Aug 2023 13:36:35
Hi Ed001, are you doing a review of the Chelsea game? I appreciate you are probably run off your feet at the moment but would love your view of the game. Although a draw away to Chelsea isn't a bad result, I thought the ease and speed in which Chelsea got through our midfield and defence at times, which has been a theme for us for ages now, is extremely worrying. Ali made some great one on one saves, which I believe we take for granted these days. On another day we could have conceded enough to make a decent result impossible no matter what the forwards did. Would also like your take on Salah's strop when subbed off. I appreciate he doesn't want to come off, but always find that kind of public reaction by a player a bit disrespectful to his team mates and manager. Would much prefer him to come off quietly and then communicate his unhappiness to the manager behind closed doors. There's no I in team and all that.

Bobby Banana

{Ed001's Note - I am in the middle of doing it mate. Not sure what the problem is with a player being upset to be taken off though? It wasn't like he did anything wrong. We have much bigger issues to worry about.}


1.) 15 Aug 2023 14:13:13
I really don’t get the fuss over Salah - it could just have just been frustration at himself IMO. It’s not like he punched Klopp on the way off and I like to see a bit of fire in the belly. Far better than indifference.


2.) 15 Aug 2023 14:17:59
Thanks Ed001, don’t get me wrong, I don’t think he should be punished or anything, I would rather not see it that’s all. There’s a time and a place for disagreement and on the pitch ain’t it. Agree that we do have bigger issues to worry about.


3.) 15 Aug 2023 14:21:27
That's what I feel too SGRed. I think it's more frustration that he couldn't score despite having quite a few good chances to do so.


4.) 15 Aug 2023 14:46:47
It's the record. He didn't score and he was taken off before he could beat the opening day scoring record.


5.) 15 Aug 2023 15:12:25
It can hurt taking off tape, you know. Mo might have been grimacing because of that.
But it's a good job Rocky Hodgson wasn't still our manager because I reckon he might have given Salah a dig on his way off.


6.) 15 Aug 2023 16:39:35
I think Doak will be a fine player for us but Doak for Salah when looking for a winner made no sense whatsoever.


7.) 15 Aug 2023 16:47:39
Salad threw a strop after being subbed off, something he has done thru out his LFC career. Oh, somebody call the Whambulance. This is a nothing burger.

He was prolly peeved he couldn’t break the record for scoring in 6 straight opening day fixtures. Or was mad at himself for not doing enuff on the pitch. The faux outrage esp from the pundits is hilarious.

Oh btw, looking forward to your review, Ed01.

{Ed001's Note - it should be up now mate.}


8.) 15 Aug 2023 18:40:39
I know he has always done it Oliered, but if he considers himself a senior member of the squad and potential leader he shouldn’t do it. I think any player is entitled to be angry about being subbed, but I can’t imagine Henderson or Millie making a fuss like that. I don’t think he should be strung up for it, but I also don’t believe it should be excused because he is are best player. It’s not a good example to set the younger players and could be a distraction for his team mates. It certainly made the home fans more vocal which everybody accepts helps the home team. I don’t like it when any player does it. Obviously I’m the only one.

{Ed025's Note - im in team bobby mate..


9.) 15 Aug 2023 19:28:35
Pep tearing into Haaland on the way off the pitch at half time was worse in my opinion, and that was staged.


10.) 15 Aug 2023 19:16:55
where's that review?

{Ed001's Note - it is on our football-news-views site: Chelsea match review. It should autolink on the sites later I hope.}


11.) 15 Aug 2023 19:38:19
Thanks, Ed01. I meant to say Salah, not Salad. Autocorrect will ruin us all, lol.

@Verdo1, of course the whole Pep rant could have been staged. He used to do these at Barca. Just ask Samuel Eto'o who disected how Pep does it. He loves looking good in front of the cameras to make him look like something he is not.


12.) 15 Aug 2023 19:19:14
I knew I could count on you Ed025. It’s me and you versus the world.

{Ed025's Note - absolutely Bobby...bring it on i say mate.. :)


13.) 15 Aug 2023 20:01:35
When did football fans become so soft?


14.) 15 Aug 2023 21:24:34
Bobbie B, I am not condoneing it. I don't like seen that stuff as well cos it does not look good. What I am saying is that why the faux outrage esp. from the pundits? This is nothing new hence as you said, does not require this freak show of pundits taking their fake moral high ground whereas, they did way worse in their playing career than Salah did for being disappointed to be taken off.


15.) 15 Aug 2023 20:26:05
Really enjoyed the Chelsea review Eds thank you.

{Ed001's Note - thank you lang.}


 

 

 

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31 Aug 2023 19:20:46
They play CB scouse john.

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17 Aug 2023 13:05:01
Maybe LFC are creating a Non HG space so that we can get Endo done while not sacrificing the current spaces?.

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16 Aug 2023 14:55:03
They turned a blind eye for Bobby Red_Finance because of that none look goal.

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15 Aug 2023 08:19:34
Cheers Ed002, at least we can now move on.

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14 Aug 2023 20:04:54
Forfana probably wants to go to Chelsea though.

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22 Mar 2024 21:13:08
Better than watching international football Wassa. Enjoy.

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11 Mar 2024 20:03:46
Love it Jersey.

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06 Feb 2024 09:51:03
Hi Ed033, can I be added to the list. I promise to behave.

Bobby Banana

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03 Jan 2024 11:56:47
Be careful what you wish for Leek mate. I for one would be happy if we never play Real Madrid again. They seem to have some kind of voodoo curse on us, as they have beaten us so many times over the past few years no matter how in form we are.

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19 Dec 2023 16:41:22
The only problem I have with Harry’s comments is when he says ‘We are not in a rebuild’ I’m not sure who he is talking about. Surely if Harry says we he means Man City. Isn’t that his team.

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