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16 Apr 2026 09:48:01
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15 Apr 2026 20:51:29
Munich v Madrid!! What a game of football!!

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15 Apr 2026 21:31:52
100% mate, just shows you how far away we actually are from challenging the likes of either of them or PS.

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15 Apr 2026 21:37:21
Quality game in fairness.

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15 Apr 2026 21:42:30
Or PSG that should have read bloody typo.

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15 Apr 2026 22:00:57
Bayern were the far better side. Neur had a nightmare, but the better team won.

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15 Apr 2026 22:13:42
Zippy, we beat Madrid, mate, so we are not that far away from them. PSG, yes, we are well off them. YNWA

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15 Apr 2026 22:20:49
Wolves also beat us and are about to be relegated. They mustn't be far off us.

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https://www.evertonrumours.co.uk/uploads/thumb_ed025-1241569729.png avatar{Ed025's Note - good point JK..

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15 Apr 2026 22:23:37
I know we beat Madrid 1 nil, mate, but league phase counts for f*** all. You try and tell me that we'd have beaten them over 2 legs of a Q/F, different story with them when it's at the business end of things, mate. Tell me I'm wrong.

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15 Apr 2026 22:34:11
LOL JK! 🀣

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15 Apr 2026 23:26:36
Southampton beat Arsenal so they mustn't be far off them.

Or perhaps one game doesn't mean all that much...

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15 Apr 2026 20:47:21
Hate to say it but I do think Slot will be our manager next season! This is how dynasties die. I think Slot is doing what Souness did to our club in the early 90s! Buying s*** and selling good.

By the time we get rid of this clown we'll be 5 years behind again. So I think we should all adjust our expectations for the future of our club.

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15 Apr 2026 21:27:24
I think Slot deserves to stay.

We are only 19 points off being top of the league and were only 5 goals away from being in a CL semi and FA Cup semi.

Fine margins.

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15 Apr 2026 22:16:45
Diaz brilliant tonight, I think we miss him more than the club would say. Olise would suit us down to the ground. YNWA.

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15 Apr 2026 22:50:04
Let's not forget, we can still win the league. Despite the odd blip this season, we still remain in contention. 18 pts behind, 18 pts to play for. Still possible.

Just one more sip of Jack Daniels before I retire to bed.

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16 Apr 2026 07:14:10
Also, we are now officially mathematically safe from being relegated... so progress being made.

And still title contenders with 6 games to go...

What a season so far. πŸ‘

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15 Apr 2026 20:45:42
Not LFC related but anyone watching Bayern vs Madrid wot a game.

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15 Apr 2026 20:01:11
Remembering the 97 Today. YNWA.

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https://www.evertonrumours.co.uk/uploads/thumb_ed025-1241569729.png avatar{Ed025's Note - i think we all are KCD..

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15 Apr 2026 15:15:00
Ed025
You told me you thought Liverpool would win one and lose one out of their two games this week, still on track?

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https://www.evertonrumours.co.uk/uploads/thumb_ed025-1241569729.png avatar{Ed025's Note - it certainly is Hughesy, i hope im wrong though mate.. :)

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15 Apr 2026 17:15:35
I think use will get stuck into us ed25 and we will fold

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https://www.evertonrumours.co.uk/uploads/thumb_ed025-1241569729.png avatar{Ed025's Note - hopefully Digger.. :)

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15 Apr 2026 19:28:42
A boring game to come Ed25, I think a draw mate. I'd be surprised at this rate if we got the win - it's that bad.

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https://www.evertonrumours.co.uk/uploads/thumb_ed025-1241569729.png avatar{Ed025's Note - it wont be pretty Salah but could be an interesting watch mate..

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15 Apr 2026 19:32:08
Ed025 I think it's a bit of a no lose for you Ed and a defeat might be the best result long term if we can over take Villa and they finish 5th I think they win the Europa league and that gives the 6th place to the champions league. As it looks like Chelsea have totally gone Ed I can see you sneaking that spot

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https://www.evertonrumours.co.uk/uploads/thumb_ed025-1241569729.png avatar{Ed025's Note - defeat can never be the best result...especially in a derby Grino, if we do make a CL spot (very unlikely) i want us to gain it on merit mate, but if we do get beat on Sunday i would like to use your theory as an excuse if you dont mind my old friend.. :)

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15 Apr 2026 21:16:52
Well hopefully ed025 and if you do get 6th and Villa do you a massive favour it would have been a fantastic first season in the new stadium to get champions league.
And it will give you a massive opportunity push ahead with the money it will bring.

And with a good transfer window Ed I feel with how the league is at the minute the is space to push for champions league football for a few seasons.

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https://www.evertonrumours.co.uk/uploads/thumb_ed025-1241569729.png avatar{Ed025's Note - i love your thinking Grino..cheers mate..

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15 Apr 2026 21:40:48
No way we are beating you on Sunday Ed025 mate we will be bullied all over the pitch your physically work rate and desire to win is in stark contrast to where we are at present a soft touch from back to front the best I expect for us is to come out on Sunday evening with a hard earned draw but I don't hold out much hope.

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https://www.evertonrumours.co.uk/uploads/thumb_ed025-1241569729.png avatar{Ed025's Note - i would love you to be right Zippy, but i think its too close to call mate..

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15 Apr 2026 15:06:42
Last night sums up this season - terrible, anything other than this was a bad performance is really a lie.

Anyway there are worse things than this season and Slot being in charge and that's Hillsborough.

Justice for the 97 and let's never forget what this day means to the people of Liverpool and the fans of LFC. It's a day for reflection and remeberance. YNWA.

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https://www.evertonrumours.co.uk/uploads/thumb_ed025-1241569729.png avatar{Ed025's Note - not just the people and the fans of Liverpool KOTNE but most of the country and worldwide i expect mate..

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15 Apr 2026 15:41:22
PSG were just better and classy. It's not the end of the world, just reality. So I hope most know the reality now.

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15 Apr 2026 16:16:57
Not the end of the world? It's the end of the season though.

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15 Apr 2026 14:25:50
Today, of all days, is not a day to have a pop at Slot, Edwards, Gakpo, Macallister, Jones, or whoever.
It’s a day to reflect, remember, and be grateful for who we are.
Let’s all pause, have a quiet moment to ourselves and think of others.
JFT 97 x

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15 Apr 2026 17:11:00
Myrtle.
πŸ‘ πŸ‘

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15 Apr 2026 13:56:18
7 games to go.

Sunday will be another terrible performance and our neighbours from the Wirral should be winning this one hands down.

Sooner this season is over the better and we get Slot out along with any other backroom crap.

JFT97

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15 Apr 2026 14:19:48
Lucky for you the season will be over sooner than you expect as there are only 6 games to go!

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15 Apr 2026 14:25:21
Never expect to lose to Everton.

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https://www.evertonrumours.co.uk/uploads/thumb_ed025-1241569729.png avatar{Ed025's Note - you might have to get used to it mate...we are on the up..

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15 Apr 2026 14:27:23
Your username is BeKind and your club's mantra is YNWA.

Have a word with yourself.

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15 Apr 2026 14:38:01
Florian, with your track record you should probably just not bother commenting on the possible outcome of games any more.

Pessimistic Dreamer, that's some useranme to be commenting on others.

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15 Apr 2026 15:14:55
I thought he'd still be entranced by the shiny wrapping of his Easter egg, Chewy.

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15 Apr 2026 15:15:19
Thought ... entranced.

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15 Apr 2026 15:29:56
Thanks, Shipley, that does make life a little easier haha.

Pessimistic, you have yourself a great day, hope you are well!

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15 Apr 2026 15:43:07
Ed025, passing out the Viagra are we? : ) Hope all is well. Good luck on the weekend.

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https://www.evertonrumours.co.uk/uploads/thumb_ed025-1241569729.png avatar{Ed025's Note - im good thanks KCD and hope you are too my friend..

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15 Apr 2026 16:32:29
I said we'd get Champions League football when you were crying outa ye going on about relegation, Chewy 😁, said Arne would be here for the season. I'm Mystic Meg compared to you.

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15 Apr 2026 17:57:33
Neighbours from the Wirral? Who, Tranmere?

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https://www.evertonrumours.co.uk/uploads/thumb_ed025-1241569729.png avatar{Ed025's Note - i think he was being pedantic Bigh..

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15 Apr 2026 18:30:00
Don't be making things up now, Florian.

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15 Apr 2026 19:11:56
Chewy, no point arguing with him, he's been as deluded as Slot this season.

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15 Apr 2026 20:05:05
I was indeed Eddie25 but most of your lot do get the ferry to the game. 😁

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https://www.evertonrumours.co.uk/uploads/thumb_ed025-1241569729.png avatar{Ed025's Note - you will actually find that more scousers follow the blues in this city BK, twice as many Evertonians in the city have season tickets for the matches than Liverpool fans my old mate...FACT..

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15 Apr 2026 19:45:37
You still talking Florian. You haven't been right once this season. It probably started with "In Slot We Trust" and "He's a good manager". You spouting we'll get into the champions league is hardly revealing, what you win for that a signed Slot picture?

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15 Apr 2026 13:43:06
Thinking back to last summer, there was a fair bit of outrage at the outlay on two strikers and how both weren't needed. Now someone will correct me if I'm wrong, but have we had both fit at the same time since they signed? Ekitike's been played to death these last few months and now we have just Isak as a recognised 1st team striker till January, it looks like.

We definitely needed them both.

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https://www.evertonrumours.co.uk/uploads/thumb_ed025-1241569729.png avatar{Ed025's Note - you needed two strikers FM, now whether or not those were the right choices is another matter mate..

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15 Apr 2026 14:01:44
If we only play one striker, how many do we need?

Only recently have we changed to two. We still have Gakpo and Chiesa in the squad, along with the kids.

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15 Apr 2026 14:16:17
If you only play 1 beking you still need two over a 60 game season.Thats just an accepted given.We had two the season before for instance.On the choices Ed i didn't know much about Hugo before this season to be fair but he's come in and performed better than i expected.On Isak that was going and getting the best striker we could.An exceptional finisher.

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15 Apr 2026 14:53:49
Nobody was outraged we brought in 2 strikers, people were questioning the fact that we brought in 2 that were very similar. We lost 2 strikers, we needed 2 strikers, but we didn't need 2 that were both similarly styled and injury prone.

Personally, I had zero interest in Isak, was an accident waiting to happen for me, and I said it from the get-go. Wasn't against Ekitike but wasn't massively keen either.

Didn't have a lengthy injury history, but he did have considerable time off with a hamstring tear, and at a young age that can be a bit of a warning sign.

What I was completely against was bringing in two absolute string beans. Given their height and build, they're both statistically more likely to suffer from injuries.

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15 Apr 2026 15:02:49
I would hardly say Hugo has been played to death. He's played 2700 mins which is 90 minutes for 30 games. Mo, Virgil have about doubled that output for years.

But i do agree we needed two strikers. Ed makes a good point on whether or not they are the right two. W the way Slot plays, not so sure either of them are a good fit.

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15 Apr 2026 15:16:58
The way Slot plays, we'd need peak R9.

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15 Apr 2026 16:18:29
Forgive me if I have got the wrong end of the stick and misinterpreted the post.

Sounds like you're saying "told you we needed both, I was right, you were all wrong", but then completely failing to recognise we spent Β£200m on 2 st, at no point in season having both fit at the same time, now, at the most crucial point of season we don't have either fully fit?

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15 Apr 2026 16:44:08
Think you explained the critical need for two strikers being signed well there, WestYorkshired. Thank you. Wasn't an "I'm right your wrong" post at all. It's just that it was a gripe for many over the season. One I could never understand or explain, apart from being a reason to have a go at the likes of Hughes or Edwards.

In Isak's case he's out because of a nasty tackle from behind by a desperate defender, so it's not as if his body let him down. Hugo's stayed fit but does be out on his feet by 70 because he's had to start nearly every game. Over 2800 mins is a lot of time for someone who obviously wasn't the fittest arriving at the club.

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15 Apr 2026 18:52:19
Agreed WestYoirkshirered. Clearly an "I was right you were wrong" post.

Florian, Hugo is not unfit from playing too many matches, what an utter load of nonsense. He's started 34 of 51 games iac this season, he has played beyond the 80 minute mark in only 14 and played the full 90 minutes in just 9 of them. Do you not get tired of talking through your hat?

Ekitike, like everyone else, is unfit because of the coaching, Arne brought his Head of Physical Performance with him, Ruben Peeters. Their whole angle at Feyenoord was "increasing player availability" through reducing the volume and intensity of training sessions, that's not a rumour, it's a fact. This aligns with everything we've heard through the grapevine from rumours to a lack of intensity and frequency of training to players taking it upon themselves to do extra sessions to the blatantly obvious lack of fitness on the pitch.

They simply aren't training hard or often enough. Slot and Peeters have gone against decades of sport science at an elite level and the clubs own standards to implement their subpar nonsense.

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15 Apr 2026 19:38:14
The magical grapevine. Ah yes, there's a lot been heard through that thing this season. And I've yet to see it anywhere that the players took it upon themselves to do extra sessions. Believe it was said they were doing it in the local park at one stage. πŸ˜† Surely the national press would have been all over that.

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15 Apr 2026 20:46:53
Florian, I noticed that in your response you've completely ignored 90% of my post which was full of factual information.

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15 Apr 2026 21:05:37
He's a troll, Chewy. Might even be Harry.

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