Liverpool banter 6

04 Apr 2026 16:18:03
Just caught the highlights on TNT. Salah should of scored his chance. Players a shadow of himself. The captain at fault for their first goal with his usual lazy leg out defending. Konate not watching Haaland for his goal. Gomez ball watching and loses his man. Van Dijk again lazy defending for the 4th.


The manager will be gone come the end of the season but the lack of interest and shocking performances want me to gut this squad and start again. Pathetic bunch of overpaid arrogant players. If we lose that's not great but all we require is effort.

{Ed001's Note - you forgot about the hopeless goalkeeping on the 3rd. He almost moved his hand out of the way. He never got set to deal with a shot at all. We really got sold a pup there.}

04 Apr 2026 17:06:42
All the players are bad... shame as we've got a great manager.

04 Apr 2026 17:09:43
Just rewatched that bit. Wtf is going on. Hopefully, when Jaros is fit he can start. We are turning into Utd.

04 Apr 2026 17:20:19
Liverpool unlucky today. If City don't score 4 goals, we draw that.

Looking forward to hearing about our XG and the fact we won "Liverpool were a better team for a majority of the game" award.

04 Apr 2026 17:24:53
For the millionth time, if you have most of a title winning team and can pick at most the players for their performances, maybe the problem isn't the players.

04 Apr 2026 17:25:29
Virtually every goal scored, a mistake is made...

04 Apr 2026 17:13:06
Vvd is no where near captain material imo, he should be dragging the team forward but just winges and points and I'm sure Ed1 had reservations about him being captain

04 Apr 2026 18:59:06
VVD has given up as have the squad, everyone is waiting for Slot to be sacked, too much damage has been done.

04 Apr 2026 16:08:27
Mo has never been elite at penalties, I'm baffled why he has the nod.

I've looked up his stats, including today. 79 penalties and 15 missed. 79.7% conversion.

Dom has 21 and 3 missed, an 87.5% conversion. Alexis is even better, with 92% conversion.

Erling Haaland? 84.8%.

04 Apr 2026 18:02:02
Literally scored a penalty in the Champions League final.

04 Apr 2026 16:01:44
I’ve joined the Slot out camp. I thought we’d get battered today. Surely enough is enough.

04 Apr 2026 15:53:25
I bet Slot has flown home for Easter. Big holiday for the Dutch. He must have loved the early kick-off as it got him home by tea time.

04 Apr 2026 16:50:13
Didn't he slip off before kick off? That was a cardboard cut out.

04 Apr 2026 15:50:43.
They should all take minimum wage for the rest of the month and donate the rest to charity. Absolute shambles after the penalty, no fight, no courage. 8,000 travelling fans to watch heads drop at the first sign of adversity.
Get rid of Slot before we get embarrassed in Europe.

04 Apr 2026 17:25:44
Yet again: If you have most of a title-winning team and can pick at most the players for their performances, maybe the problem isn't the players.

04 Apr 2026 19:49:45
SR, don't worry. It will always be someone else's fault other than the manager.

04 Apr 2026 15:47:13
Dear Liverpool FC
I’m walking up to come and finish the season off as the 1st team coach.
I’ll even do it for free. For the love of Liverpool Football Club.
I’ve seen enough. I’d get more out of that squad than the coaching staff that we currently have.

04 Apr 2026 17:14:50
Bring the chicken and a Stella have everyone and the fishing rods.

04 Apr 2026 15:47:11
Disappointing that the owners don’t see the value in getting Slot out now, I guarantee we don’t get top 5 as it stands.
The defence is abysmal. They look like conceding every time to opposition break.

04 Apr 2026 20:26:34
I agree 55.

04 Apr 2026 15:38:15
It's very telling that our away support were very vocal in singing Gerrard's song. Maybe a veiled way of calling for slot to go without calling for slot to go?

04 Apr 2026 17:05:46
Was that the Gerrard Gerrard song Que Sera Sera?

04 Apr 2026 17:26:01
Not the first time I've heard it this season.

04 Apr 2026 15:27:56
Ed001 I really don't think that city side is anywhere special at all In fact I think it's pretty weak.
So saying that we have played them 3 times now scored 1 and conceded 9. I see the other day people saying PSG won't hammer us well I am absolutely dreading Wednesday night because I think PSG are a monster of side compared to city.

04 Apr 2026 16:32:37
Grino what are you on weak you need to get to specsavers mate

04 Apr 2026 17:37:41
Grab it should say anything special. But, am guessing I did not see it select the word for me.
But I don't get the question, what you on weak, I need to go to Specsavers?