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Favourite player: Maradona

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01 Sep 2017 18:08:21
Well it's been almost 24 hours since the window closed and I'm looking for suggestions.

We've only addressed our full back positions with a promising Robertson, an improved Moreno and TAA looking very good. bought in salah ( who looks as useless as mane) and brought one of England's brightest prospects who's still young enough to improve. Oh, also kept our best player of the last couple of years despite huge bids)
( I'm hoping the club sees sense so let's him stay in the reserves for 5 years- otherwise why would they turn down 140mil for him)

So my question is whose house can I can go to and protest outside of and burn effigies of? I need to take this out on the club and FSG cos every error is down to them. The team looks crap and sneaked a lucky win against Arsenal. I'm so depressed I think I should support chelseas or Arsenal looking how they are set up for the season.


1.) 01 Sep 2017 18:15:58
Haha. is this post a wind up! 😂.

2.) 01 Sep 2017 18:27:15
Statto I think we can safely say it is sarcasm. He's just pointing out how everything is over because we didn't sign one player. Let's forget about this season and all the quality players we have.

3.) 01 Sep 2017 18:28:42
I forgot to mention that we have also secured one of the worlds most highly rated upcoming midfielders for next year. Pathetic. FSG Should have offered 300 mil and got him this year. Money grows on trees in most countries.

4.) 01 Sep 2017 18:43:35
Brilliant post Swish.

5.) 01 Sep 2017 18:54:54
Now, that's sarcasm.

6.) 01 Sep 2017 18:55:44
I agree Swish, we messed up and clearly FSG are to blame and need to go ASAP. What could've been our best transfer window ever turned out to be one of the worst.

7.) 01 Sep 2017 18:27:15
Statto I think we can safely say it is sarcasm. He's just pointing out how everything is over because we didn't sign one player. Let's forget about this season and all the quality players we have.

8.) 01 Sep 2017 20:55:43
i appreciate the sarcasm but bloody hell you must be bored.

9.) 02 Sep 2017 06:30:52
Liners, I was bored- of all the moaning about what a terrible window we had. Personally I think we look a much stronger team/ squad than last year and we can't undertestimate the natural improvement we're seeing in some players ( as well as the new signings)



29 Aug 2017 13:07:39
There used to be a dude that did updates for our players out on loan. Forgot his username? Would be great to see them again this season.


1.) 29 Aug 2017 13:24:10
23CarraGold I think. I recall he recently said he'd been busy and would get an update soon.

2.) 29 Aug 2017 13:28:22
23Carragold. He can't this season but someone else (forget his name) volunteered.



06 Aug 2017 16:02:23
Danny ward at the Huddersfield food and drink festival today- could he still be going out on loan?


1.) 06 Aug 2017 16:09:09
He's a quality keeper. The save he pulled off against Atletico was Banksesque. Just a shame the defence couldn't help him out.

2.) 06 Aug 2017 16:24:48
Agreed frankly, just needs more game time. A year in the PL elsewhere would do him wonders. Hopefully klopp will reverse that initial decision.

3.) 06 Aug 2017 16:34:09
Danny Ward will be on the bench at Watford.

4.) 06 Aug 2017 17:19:42
Agree more important for him to get game time than being 3rd choice keeper. Hope he gets a loan to Huddersfield and Grabara can be third choice in a crisis. how many games did Manninger play?

5.) 06 Aug 2017 17:59:45
We'll want two goalies in the goals this year with the same defence as last year. Klopp hasn't a clue.



05 Jul 2017 15:23:40
Eds, if you have time to get away from all the transfer news, would love your opinions on a a few ex players. Firstly Berger- thought he was brilliant for us and was gutttd when he left though it seemed injury had got the better him at that time. The other 2 are clough and leonhardsen. Both I was excited to sign, had been massive success's at prior clubs. Did okay for us but where did it go wrong? Wrong system? Wrong manager? Wrong positions? Just not good enough? Thanks for any reply.


{Ed001's Note - I remember Paddy Berger well, me ma was obsessed with him. Hammer of a left foot, great skill on the ball and a genuinely nice lad who loved Liverpool. Injuries and poor coaching did not help him make the most of his talents though. He had pace and skill but was badly used.

I was never a fan of Clough, he had all the pace of a slug towing a caravan. He was just not quite good enough for us quality wise. Not far off, but that step down in class that saw us drop away from being a dominant force.

As for Leonhardsen, he was just a workhorse with no real quality at all from what I saw. Nowhere near good enough and was a poor buy.}

1.) 05 Jul 2017 16:29:48
I used to think Titi Camara was good and underused.

2.) 05 Jul 2017 16:51:41
Goes to show how much of a poor manager and coach Ged was.

3.) 05 Jul 2017 17:09:17
The most underused and wasted player we signed had to be Jari Litmanen. Loved that guy and was so happy when we signed him but was hardly played given his calibure and skill.

4.) 05 Jul 2017 17:16:47
My auntie started screaming Patrick when we seem him in Southport and made me grab his autograph. He was very kind and polite though and even give her a kiss.

5.) 05 Jul 2017 17:16:47
My auntie started screaming Patrick when we seem him in Southport and made me grab his ass. He was very kind and polite though and even give her a kiss.

6.) 05 Jul 2017 20:26:28
I remember listening to the radio during the matches just to hear the commentators say "berger shot"

7.) 05 Jul 2017 20:31:15
Ged. Who won 5 trophys in a season?

Gerrard also puts a lot of his career down to him. like taking him and his family for a meal and telling hin how he had to live his life as a professional. Maybe without that chat gerrard would of done everything he did.

8.) 06 Jul 2017 04:00:18
Thanks for the reply Ed, always thought Berger was wasted being pushed out wide. liked him in the centre. you're right about Clough great talent but didn't improve with us and always seemed to fall a little short. oyvind I don't remember much about other than he used to score loads at Wimbledon but nothing for us!

{Ed001's Note - Berger was defo better centre, we never got him involved enough out wide and he was not a winger.

Clough I am not so sure he was a great talent. He was over rated imo. Good player, but not good enough. To me he was one of those overhyped because they were English players.

As for Leo, he was just not good enough to deal with a passing game, give him a breaking ball to run onto and smack and he was fine. Expect him to get involved in build up and make clever runs to create space and he was completely lost.}



29 Jun 2017 12:20:22
For any LFC fans in Australia i was quite surprised to see they did a 10 minute piece on 'the project' about justice for the 96 this evening. you can watch on catch up tv if interested.





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01 Sep 2017 18:39:44
Ponkfloydd has managed to pick their 'least likely to sign player' as he's hunch. Don't ask him for any racing tips.




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01 Sep 2017 18:13:58
I reckon this will be the last post kingkenny789 ever posts under this name. Moron of the year award goes to.




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31 Aug 2017 13:14:55
Was peter odemwingie driving?


{Ed001's Note - are they heading to the airport to keep Mahrez company while he waits for the Babelcopter?}



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23 Aug 2017 19:17:21
A2 totally agree. Cash is king in any business I've worked in. Darren whilst a nice sentiment is lowering ticket prices most of the games are sold out anyway? So it's just a loss making exercise with no return ( as I said tickets are sold anyway so it doesn't help change the attendees) there are plenty of other ways to invest it for the longest term- help the academy, a defensive coach lol etc etc.




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18 Aug 2017 16:33:10
A 'statement of intent' or another 'smokescreen' lol.





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13 Sep 2017 08:18:48
They're probably better without that lame duck!




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08 Sep 2017 23:14:25
Klopp plays one of the most intense games in the league so of course it will take longer to get up a klopp match level of fitness. we have people waiting on the bench at that level already so they should be the priority.




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08 Sep 2017 13:14:25
Of course opinions change mate, that's why I hate hearing scathing criticism from many which often has no basis. We've all been guilty of writing off players too early which is why I at least try to give players a year or two before judging where they may end up. Half the players we sign are called out as 'deadwood' on here before they've even played a game for the club! ( ox springs to mind)




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08 Sep 2017 11:42:45
I think that's the point harry, if someone has a poor game that's okay and people can criticse a performance. Often it's not that. it's ' will never be good enough for the shirt' nonsense ' and needs to be be replaced with kovacic'. You sing the praises of Can but I swear to god you were burning effigies of him last year.




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08 Sep 2017 05:34:46
Wenger should be glad if someone tapped him up, otherwise he will be out the door in the summer alongside Sanchez and Ozil going out on frees as they sure as hell don't want to sign to extend their stay!