Podcast Transcript - The Everton Goals Special

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Hello! See you next Thursday. I know we're about as welcome as a kiss from the head of the Spanish FA, but we're back again. So, celebrating and everything's returned to greatness following their win over the league's bottom club, Donny Rovers. That's the EFL's bottom club, by the way, not the Premier League. It's a 90 second place team in England. Anyway, just like Harry Maguire in an England squad, we're stuck with Ed 79, Seamus, and Ed 25, Bilbo Baggins. So, how are you? Bilbo, even though he's obviously Seamus isn't quite here yet, he's busy having his tea. How good, thanks, tourists. Yeah. Still celebrating how everything's went. The champagne's been flowing. I've renewed my passport for the European next season. After a great win. Another October Premier League, you know, championship to celebrate. You'll be lifting the trophy again next month, like you did a couple of seasons ago under Carlo, yeah. Yeah, hopefully.

Hopefully. We have never seen anything so bad in your life, like, but as the first half, the worst performers I've ever seen in my life were my team. But Beto come on and he changed it, and he's our new saviour. Beto. Is he? The great Beto. Yeah. The great Beto. Let's just hope he is. I mean, things can only get Beto. I have to stop it, just it was too bad. My auntie keeps sending me things like that, you know, all kinds of variations on it. It's like, oh, for fuck's sake. You've only beaten Donny Rovers, for God's sake. Yeah, you've got to be watching from here. That's the thing. You know, we're up and running now. The shuttles are off.

We've got some good players coming back, DCLs back for the weekend, if we can get a game. Is he back already? Oh, he won't get in now. Yeah, yeah. He's obviously panicking. I don't think so. He's obviously panicking. He absolutely is. Yeah. Yeah, the modelling's on hold while he gets herself fit again. McNeil's been back training. Another big bush for us. Harrison's almost ready to go. It's going to be a good times forever. Good times. I think this should calm you down a bit. McNeil's just back in training with the team. He's not actually ready to go yet.

Harrison's just literally gone back into training away from the team. He's not actually even training with the team yet, so he's still rolling. Yeah, we know this, but they're not far off. They're not far off. I'm back in the next two or three weeks, one of which is International Week, and we're ready to fire shooting up the league. I'd say we've got a two-week break for the Internationals, haven't we? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'll be nice. No, I hate it. So do I. I hate it with the passion. Let's discuss the effort now. Oh my god, no. See, I was fine when I got it all wrong and it was going to the wrong YouTube account because as somebody, I made a slight error setting up, setting up, trying a different bit of software and I got it set up wrong. I don't know what I did wrong, but it's sending it to the wrong YouTube account. So we had to start again and I've done all the intro and everything perfectly. As soon as we go to do it properly, all falls apart. You think that the extra practice of doing it again would mean that they're even better, but no.

That's a lot of us. Yeah, so let's start again. Should we discuss the England squad while we're waiting for Seamus to turn up because like, you know, he's going to be a while, couldn't it? Could be a long while with the meeting. Obviously, the big news is Harry McGuire and Jordan Henderson are still in there. Oh, they're my favourite people. Yeah, I'm not so surprised that Jordan Henderson is still in there because at least he's playing football, but Harry McGuire, I mean. I don't know. That's why I don't like South kids. He said he was going to pick players in form and play him from that team and he hasn't played yet. He's in the England squad. What's that all about? I was just going to say, shall I get to read out who's in there? Yeah, go on, Josh. Yeah. Goalkeepers are Sam Johnson and Palace. Jordan Pickford have ever known as he get any shit. And Aaron Ramsdale have asked and Christ, not much of a killkeeping squad, is it?

Let's be honest. Defenders of Ben Chilwell of Chelsea, Levi Colwell, also Chelsea, Lewis Duncan Brighton, Mark Gui of Palace, Harry McGuire of the bench, Fikeo Tomori of AC Milan, Kieran Trippier, Newcastle United and Kyle Walker of Man City. They've got Trent Alexander-Arnold listed as a midfielder, Jude Bellingham, Real Madrid, Connor Gallagher, Chelsea, Jordan Henderson, Al Etifak, Calvoo Phillips. How the fuck is he in there as well, Man City, Declan Rice of Arnold? The forwards are Eberichie Esse of Palace, Bill Foden of Man City, Jack Greeley of Man City, Harry Kane of Bayern Munich. Can't get used to that one. James Madison of Spurs. That seems weird as well. Eddie Nkerti of Arsenal. How is he getting? He's a crowd. Marcus Rashford of United, Saka of Arsenal, Bukai Sadhana, he's a player. And Callum Gerson of Newcastle United. Jesus Christ, talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel there. He's another one he can't get in the team. He's just a sub. I like how he works. I like how he works.

It's not that I don't like him, it's just that he's not playing. He's a sub. Yeah. I mean, this is England. This isn't like Finland, the way you're, you know, scraping around for anybody who's playing professional football or Iceland and that. This is England. This is like one of the biggest countries in teams of football in the world. He should be able to find 11 players now. We've scored the players. I mean, however many it is. 23 is it? 25. I'm not sure. 25. They should be able to find 35, 45. Any number of players, really, that are regular first-team players for their team rather than subs and backups. It's not the brains of squad for me, I'm not to be honest. I'm not a bit sure where I'm from.

There's a few names there that I'm not happy with as an England supporter when I watch international football models. A few names there that don't actually excite me. Calvin Phillips, what's he doing anywhere near anyone's squad, never mind the national teams? Absolutely awful. I don't know what he offers and I really don't know. He's probably a defensive midfielder, but he's not very good at what he does. Why is he in the five? I just don't get that. He does take up a lot of space though for players to have to run around. The way he's come on, yeah. I'm not happy with that. It's a very strange, I mean it just makes no sense because this is like, this should be the first, I mean you've left, they've not put Raheem Sterling in, who started the refined form? I'm not sure, I'm not sure when I'd be about that. I'm not a stern fan either. It might sound as though I'm not a fan of anyone, I'm actually a fan of him. How can Eddie and Katie and Callum Wilson be in there as strikers when they can't get in there? Eddie and Katie is only playing because Jesus is injured and he's not even particularly good. He's not done a good job, I don't understand how he's anywhere near there.

Obviously this callum is really. It seems like players who are mainly in open clubs, I think that's the premise of what he takes his side on. Go like Sir Madison, I'm not a fan of Madison really, I think he's a bit of a master. If only that was a great deal, but for some pieces, he's not a bad player but he's not what you call an international company. Do you think so? I think he's attitude honking, that's his problem but as a player he's excellent. He's one of the best players, he creates chances galore but he's just just such a knob, you know what I mean? I like Phil Foden and Jack Glee, they're kind of people you just think of. I like Foden as a player, not much as a person but I do like him as a player, I think he offers quite a bit and clearly he dives too much from me but there you go. I mean clearly you've got Harry Kane, the ones you can't argue with, Harry Kane, Bucayo Saka even, can't argue with that at all, Declan Wright, Jude Bellingham, walk into any team in the world literally, he is the definition of world class for me and I keep saying he's a great talent, he's a fabulous player, but talking about the rest, I mean Coldwell's only young and just starting out so, but you look at the rest of them and you think there's not exactly a lot of choice there. But Coldwell's playing on a bad side, he's not doing much because I think he's a good player but he's on a very bad side. He was at Brighton on loan last season, he was decent, really good for them. Yeah but now he's in that Chelsea side and they're awful, they look awful. Yeah they're not a good side but you know I think they'll improve though as the season goes on with all them players you can hardly expect them to get any worse. I don't know about that, I really don't. They couldn't get any worse could they?

It's possible, honestly it's possible with Chelsea. Too many players who have not seen players from me in that Chelsea side, they're good individuals but they're not team players and I don't think that's Chelsea's biggest downfall. They've made a complete harsh of the transfer window again after starting off when it looked like they were going to get it right. Started off they could start this around and then they've just like, I don't know, they just seem to have lost the plot and just throwing money around for no reason again. Sometimes it's better to keep your money in your pocket if you don't need, they didn't need Kaiseido and Lavia. Let's be honest, they needed one or the other. What they did then is when Liverpool agreed to feed with Kaiseido, they said, okay then we'll take Lavia then, or gone and got Kaiseido and left Lavia. I just don't understand the thinking of buying both. The youth system they've got, I mean, Jesus, how can you, why are they buying all these players anyway? When are these kids going to get a chance and they're goalkeeper? They're hopeless. Robert Sanchez is your first choice. That's when you know you're in trouble. Yeah, very much so Chris. Even Conor Gallagher, I'm not happy with Conor Gallagher. When I've seen him in an England share, it's the only day of cover. Very wishy-washy, not the greatest player. He's done very well at Palace and I thought he was going to improve.

I think he's going to be backwards. Conor Gallagher for me. Yeah, he hasn't worked out at Chelsea, coming back to Chelsea hasn't helped him. I think he needed to stay out on the loan to move away. I don't think he's fitting in at Chelsea at all. It's just not working for him and I don't think that's his fault. He was at the wrong time, wrong type of player for what they wanted. You look at Sam Junst and Jordan Pickford and Aaron Ramsdale, if that's your goal, keep in choice. You're in trouble as well, aren't you? To be fair, Pickford's done nothing wrong for England and he's been a regular. He's still, for me, one of the best keepers in English football. I can see why people don't like him. He's got his failings but he's never let England down. I love Pickford. I think he's the best out of the English keepers that we've got. I'm not a fan of Pope. I think he's terrible with his feet. Don't forget, Pickford's not brilliant.

Pope is awful with his feet. Ramsdale has got so many failings in his armory. He's not one of the better keepers for me, which is why Arsenal were looking for to improve him. I just don't think he's England material as well, if anyone's England material, because he's not the greatest agility-wise. He makes, I do have a good say, but the rest of his game, I don't think he's great at crosses. I don't think he's great positionally, but you can't all have a house in Canada on your side. There's just not many of them about. That's my point. I think you're right. The problem is, England just hasn't got any good keepers. I mean, you're saying he hasn't let England down, but what you want is a keeper like Alison, or similar, you know, that actually improves the team. He's just not letting them down just means he's okay. You know what I mean? It doesn't mean he's great. And that's for England. How have they got no keepers? English keepers. I've never said that he's a great keeper.

No, but in England terms, he's as good as what we've got. You know, there's not many out there. I don't know. He's just a dares of keepers at the moment. I don't know why. It's shocking. He used to have got Clements and Shilton at once. Basically, I think Clements was far better than Shilton, but you know. I mean, I don't think Clements. Clements wouldn't have been beaten by Maradona with that handball, would he? Let's be honest. He'd have just taken it out. He'd have just gone straight through. That's the difference is Clements would have stopped it. No matter what, Shilton was a dick. I don't understand why Shilton is so highly rated. I've got to be honest. Every time I saw him, he was poor.

Especially when he changed the rules, you know, when they dropped the back pass, he was abysmal because he couldn't even kick a ball. Kick a ball. I've both been a credit spot. Really good keeper. Never let anyone down. Good in the air. Yeah, he was one of the best England keepers for me. But there's no one who stands out like he did at this present time. Keeper one. I mean, even like, after which you had like Chris Woods, who was a really good keeper. He just, he wasn't like the better, like boot farm level or anything like that, but he was a very, very good keeper. Yeah, there's not many of us. It's quite weird. I wonder where they've all gone. Maybe it's just not fancy enough these days. You all want to be flare players, don't they? Yeah. Yeah.

So left back, does that mean it's chill well and cold well? The option is that it must be. He must be bringing cold well in to play cover left back, mustn't he? Yeah. And he's putting, I get putting Alexander Arnold in midfield. I think he's better there, but you don't need Calvin Phillips standing in your squad because you've got Trent and Declan Rice who can play the holding role. So why even bother with Calvin Phillips? I don't know. You've got Rice in there. I'm not Trent's biggest fan that was in defensive midfield. I think he's got talented. He's talented, but I don't like him in the defensive midfield. I don't think he's very good defensive. I think he's great with all the ball. And he's great on the ball. That is the thing. He's got fantastic reading of the game. If you watch him, when he plays in like, he's the one all the time, he's the one that's coming over on the cover.

He's the one that's like in the Newcastle game. He's the one that comes sliding in to clear the ball when it gets in behind the two centre backs. He's the one that's covering. He reads the game really well. His problem has never been his actual defending as such. One-on-one defending is a different thing. One-on-one, he's not the best. He's a bit weak, one-on-one defending. But it's not his game at all. He's not really a fullback. He was a midfielder. He was converted to play there because we didn't have a right back. And we just needed someone who could play it right back. And it was just a case of have a go and see what you can do. And he turned out to be really good at it, you know. But one-on-one defending. He's not even known yet. I feel like he was a player.

I think he's a very talented individual. I just don't think that he'd be a really good defensive midfielder. I think as an attacking midfielder, central midfielder, yes. I'll get him a goal. But that's only my opinion, of course. Honestly, he's not a bad defender. So people keep tearing into him. And he's actually a really, he reads the game really well. And the only problem he had is he was caught up with balls in behind him because he was up attacking as he'd been told to do. And that was not his fault. That is the fault of the centre backs and the midfielders who were supposed to drop in there to cover when he goes forward. What used to happen is, in the old days, what you'd do is, when your full back went forward, you read the only one full back ever went forward at a time. And so all you'd do is you'd stick with three, you'd always have three players that stay back. So it would be the two centre backs and say if the right back goes forward, the left back could stay in. Pretty much similar to what Liverpool sort of do with the with the MVP full back. You know, the actual back line stays pretty much like an old school defensive line where the three stay back. Except Robertson obviously doesn't quite understand what he's doing because it's completely different to his strengths. He's bombing forward.

He's used to playing. What changed is now is normally you had a defensive midfielder sat in front who'd drop in. So the centre backs had spread out and would take up those wide rolls of the foot that the full back could normally do. And what's happened with Liverpool is the centre backs haven't been filling in behind the defenders very well. You know, the full backs when they go forward, they just haven't been filling in that gap very well. And that's been a problem Trent's had, rather than anything else, in my opinion. By the way, somebody he's saying about the commentating bias against Trent. He's saying he's watching the Newcastle. I can't, I can't, I don't know anything about because I didn't have commentary on my watch. But he's saying they were tearing him swimming the first half. But when he's playing really well in the second half, they didn't even mention him. Well, I'm not going to. The commentators are only there to cause problems. They're not there to get pick out good stuff. They're there to be arseholes. Let's be honest. All they do is they just want to, yeah, they just want to, they just want to steer up trouble. So if it's, if you've got a nice easy target, they just dig at them until they're not.

I mean, they used to have a go at it. They, they'd have a go. I remember it was Ozil always used to get it at Arsenal, even though we covered more ground than anybody else. But they'd be shouting about how lazy he was because you couldn't see what he was doing. You know, they weren't bright enough to see. And it's the same with Trent. They don't, if he's not anything he does wrong is immediately attacked, but they ignore anything he does right. Totally. Yes. What do you think on the picking of Jordan Anderson? Now, I've got no problem with Kendall being in the Indian squad per se, but because he's playing a football at such a low level. And now, well, as far as I know, it's quite a low level anyway. Do you think that catch your steps way by because he's still a decent player or would that affect his selection? I think the long term you've got to be thinking, but I mean, you're looking at what's, what's the option? Calvin Phillips is in there and Conor Gallagher. I think you've got to say, well, I think that's where it lies is there's just no other option. You know, he deserved to be in there. I'll be said, I'm not sure if how bad the Saudi league level is now, because they must have some freaking teams out there right now.

The money they've spent. I mean, they, they, you know, they've got half the Liverpool squad, Manet Henderson, Firmino. I suppose, yeah, I mean, Ronaldo, Cristiano Ronaldo has shown him he's well plastic and he's still managing up there and stuff. So can't be that good, I suppose. But yeah, it's difficult to know without watching it, but you've got to, it does have to long term. You do have to ask him whether he can stay in there. Yeah, except that the problem is you know full well that it won't matter. Don't you? Because he won't care. This is self gate. He'll just pick whoever his favorites are. Yeah, absolutely. And that's why I'm not his biggest friend. He's a liar. He said he's going to pick players who are playing perform for the club. So I can't call him former or playing well. And then he picks Harry Maguire for every squad. He can't even get any outside.

He can't even get on the bench after time for the United side. Yeah, he's picked constantly. You know, what message is that to players who want to play for the country? It sounds like water for me. That's why I'm not a fan of it. Yeah, there is no sense behind this person. I mean, which I'm trying to find reasons for these players. Well, he's picked these players. And the only things I don't think of is the other options must be awful. But there must be better options than some of these. I can't believe Calvin Phillips is the best option to play in England midfield. I'm sorry, there must be better options out there. I mean, Jones, Harry, Harvey, Elliott, who else was playing? I'm trying to think who else was playing the under 21s. Any of them would surely be a better option than, than him. Yeah. I can't remember who else played for the under 21s now. And I can't remember who was there midfield.

Oh, it's James Garner. He's a decent play. It's better than Calvin Phillips. It's gotta be anyone's got to be a better player than Calvin Phillips for me. I think he's absolutely awful. Why is he paying 50 million for him? Did he pay for my own leads? I couldn't understand that at the time. I still can't understand it. Absolutely awful play. awful nothing. He really isn't. He's lost his way. He was quite, you know, he was quite good under Bielsa. I think he's done a job under Bielsa. I think he's done a job under Bielsa, but from the outstanding every time I watched him, it's the ball away. Not the fittest of players. Okay, done well under Bielsa, but he's not the type of player you want on your national side.

to take on these really top teams. I don't think he offers enough. Now, definitely writes for me. He has not the greatest star for us, by the way, but he is an absolute quality player. You know, he's a quality player just by looking at some of the way he handles himself. I see nothing of that in Calvin Phillips whatsoever. No, I mean, you've got to be looking at under 21 squad, you know, who can you pull up from there or late bloomers in the, you know, England players. There's got to be somebody better. I don't know. He's got to be played right back for the under 21. So that might make it difficult to pick him, but there's got to be somebody to choose from. Yeah, absolutely. It looks an awful squad to me. Depends on the results. It'll depend on the results, I suppose, whether he's been the case that he's picked. Not me. You're only playing Scotland in Ukraine, Ukraine, whose players like kind of most of them are busy fighting the war. So, you know, it's not even a full team that they're going to be able to put out because they've lost a lot of their players to the war, like, and then Scotland.

You know, just mention, I want to try and sign the mekalenko up for that army efforts to get him away from there. I haven't seen because he's absolutely awful. Yeah. He's not even your worst fullback though. That's Scotty's lab. Every time you watch him, you think, does he know how to kick a ball? What on earth was the thinking when you signed him and range his fans think he's great? I couldn't understand it. Have you ever seen a worse back four than Everton yesterday of partisan mekalenko, Michael Keene, and Ben Godfrey? Have you ever seen a worse back four in your life? Because I haven't. I know I'm not good at this project here, but that's the worst I've ever seen. That's a Doncaster room with level back four, isn't it? I think Doncaster would be pretty annoyed if you said that's in the chest. Yeah, I used to live in Doncaster. I used to go there a lot because my mate was playing for them. They were league two then or not. They were non-league when we first got there and got promoted to league two, I think.

They were, I remember, I think that's a long time ago now. But yeah, I think I'm probably thinking of them at that time when they were non-league, to be honest. Oh, to the dire, honest about it, absolutely dire. Can we imagine talking about the game? You may as well have a good moment about how bad you were in the first half, about how now that you've got Beto, you're going to win the league. Yeah, things can only get better, as they say. But I watched the first half. I didn't actually watch the second half. I was that disappointed and frustrated. And I had to stop swearing. So, I was on the live chat with the Evan Lads and they were all saying the same. And I had to get up for the half time. I was wanting to swear at all the time and I was shocked at every player. And to be honest with you, they were absolutely doggin'. Dobbin' was like a donkey. I know they called donkeys doggins. But he was, every stretch went out for a throw in or went to throw another play. He was absolutely awful.

And I had pretty eye open him. Of course, you know, he looked awful, absolutely awful. And that defence, it got ripped a bit by basically part-time as a dunk. I said, I know most of them will be professional wagers, but not high wagers. And he broke down a bit. He could have been three up at a half time without a shadow of a doubt. And I was so frustrated that I turned the telly off half time. I was getting updates on the game just to see how he dunked him in Evertonia. But I couldn't watch that. And I believe second half they played all right. I watched some highlights this morning to see a couple of good moves, you know, for the early highlights. But it was absolute. I know none is the biggest fraud in history of football. Everyone's saying he's going to be this, he's going to be that. Good young player, lonesome. He's absolutely diagonally. I've said that since the first few weeks I've given, you know, to convince me that he was going to be a good signer. And you know what, if you could get 15 million from him, we paid Casey.

If you could get 15 from him, have him right up the door. I think he's absolutely awful. He's lazy. And I don't want him to have him in the shard. Once all the way. So, you know, if we'd wanted to keep it short, and I just asked you, you ratedly have a good sign. Right, that's that, let's move on. See, you didn't even see Beto there. No, no, I've never seen him work. I heard he's only his favourite player. Is he, yeah? Yeah, Beto. You've got to get away from Beto jokes. Oh, God. Jokes for this bad, and the shame is I haven't even done an appearance yet. Wait, we'll get to it. This is his element, yeah. Beto.

He said, as much as I made something, and he had a couple of good chances at the publish, ever that published a lot of times in a second. And the first half, he never had a shot on target. Never had a shot. I'll get no shot, wasn't on target. Oh, it was absolutely tired, and I had to turn it off. Well, not sure that I played back with the up and running. Well, yeah. Can I shame it? Running down the league, and out. There he is. Here's us, shame it. We've just been telling all you jokes for you. Yeah. What? Did you guys also hear about the kidnapping at school? What? Go on. Yeah, did you guys hear about the kidnapping at school?

No, go on. No. Oh, he just woke up. Oh, gosh. That's worse than I was. I'm all right, Billy, I'm all right. What about you? You must be euphoric. Everton finally scored. Two in one game. We're on the march now. We're on the march. He's going to win the title next month. He's just like Carlos back again. Did you watch any of your tips? Sadly, no, sadly, no, I didn't. I didn't watch any Premier League football this weekend. And he wouldn't have watched the Everton game because he didn't want to jinx them.

Yeah. Did you watch Everton's matches, Billy? Yes, I did, yes. I went on to the first album yesterday, Macomb. We both gave you the solution for all of Everton's trouble. It's clearly you. It's clearly you. I'm watching them. I think so as well. Try it one week. See what happens. Well, he already did need to shut it off at half-time like this time. And they go on and score two goals and win. I think we've sold it to you in shame, isn't it, jinxes? Yeah, I think it could be, right? After that, yesterday, I've been sending it off a lot more often than the show. Oh, God, I couldn't bring myself to do that. That's the problem.

I was glad I did this last week as well. Shall we go to the Premier League matches from the week? Next. Yeah, go on, mate. Where are we? So, where do we start? Chelsea Luton. Yes, that's right. Chelsea Luton. Luton was so bad. Yeah, I've seen a highlight to that. They tend not much to beat the wadi, you know, people are really struggling in this type of environment. Oh, they're terrible. You know, yeah, Chelsea had a very poor side, but did they spend 3-0? I think that showed how bad Luton really are, that Chelsea can beat the 3-0. I think it kind of flattered them as well. They weren't 3-0 better than them, were they? No, no.

I don't know if you're really too sure. I did. And I didn't think they would. See, the highlight's something, that's all I was thinking. And it may be Chelsea, but they don't convince me as a side. I must have missed Chelsea. No, it wasn't a very good. You know, it wasn't like they absolutely hammered Luton, like you'd think. But Luton just didn't have anything. They've got nothing up top, but really, they've got no real quality. So, you know, they were doing all right, as in like they were pretty much. I mean, you know, there is no doubt Chelsea are a better team.

Don't get me wrong. They definitely, they deserve to win. That's not. But I think 3-0 flattered them. They weren't that good, Chelsea, they. But sometimes games like that can be difficult when you're much better than the opposition, I suppose. So, you know, it might be Chelsea. It might be just what Chelsea needs to get themselves going, to be honest. Yeah, I can see that. Do we move on to Saturday, the 26th? Bournemouth against Spears. Anyone see that? Just before we move on, Chris. Can you name any Luton players off the top of your head?

Yes, I can. Loughroy, who has the, who has had a hard attack. Injured? What, injured or something? No, he had a hard attack in the championship playoff game. Yeah. And had heart surgery in June. And now he's back playing in the Premier League a few months later, a couple of months later. And he's back in the Wales squad. Just got named in the Wales squad yesterday, so. I thought that was quite nice. Loughroy or Loughroy or something. And then there's Collins up front. I watched the game, mate. So, you know, I should be able to name the ball, but I just can't remember the names. No, it's just a roundabout way of me saying, it seems like they like quality. Oh, yeah, they do. They've got them at all.

I could name you, I could name you Tahit Chong. Yes, Chong, who's one of them. But the play is in midfield. I think their keeper's name is Kaminsky. Someone like that. He has some ties with Liverpool, I think. Yeah. But those are the type of links even I can produce. There's Ampanjo because he came up the league with them from National League all the way to Premier League. But they only have stories and don't seem to have quality. I'm a bit surprised they seem it just seems accepted that they're not even going to make much of a work of surviving in the Premier League. No, no, they don't seem to. No, they can't say. They don't really have to fight either. You know, they don't have to. They just don't really have anything. I mean, it's a shame, but they don't have that, like, drive that, like, Sheffield United had when they lacked quality when they came out. But, you know, maybe this season might be enough for them to go back down and buy some quality next, coming up next time.

Absolutely. Three-billed with maybe. And they're getting a new ground, aren't they? They've got a new ground starting from a lot to come way through. It's not the lowest, lowest, the challenge in the Premier League. No more boom. That's what trouble would shock them now. It is a hit my mind now after seeing the names. They've got Mr. Marvelous playing in midfield. Yeah, Marvelous to Cambys in midfield. Yeah, that was the other one. And his partner. His partner was someone who, Everton fans, thought was going to be Marvelous, Ross Barkley. Yes, of course. Yes, Mark Barkley's just got.

Yeah, of course he was making his first start, I think. I don't remember rightly. He was a name I don't want to mention. He wasn't really good. He was marvelous. Yeah, no. He wasn't marvelous, no. He was very cool. Yeah, anyway, should we move on to Bournemouth Space? Yeah, I've seen the highlights of that as well. If you can call the highlights. I was actually impressed with a few of the Bournemouth players look quite good. You know, quite stand up. They're left back, Kirkez. I like the look of him. Only young Hungarian as well. So do you think in the Hungarian side, they could have some side in a few years because they're starting to come.

. There's quite a few young players coming through from there. And they've gone to the centre back. Is it Abigail? No, something. I can't remember. One of their centre backs looks really good as well, Bournemouth. But overall, the team just doesn't. Is it Jabarny? I think it's Jabarny. Something like that, yeah. It's definitely a foreign name like that. I should look it up. That would make more sense, wouldn't it? Rather than just saying it's something like that. No, it is Jabarny.

Jabarny, yeah. That sounds right. But if I see it written down, I'd recognise it because I made a point of looking on the back of his shirt for his chance to go up because obviously no commentary. Yeah, they were really good. I was really impressed with a couple of their players, but they're definitely nowhere near top of them. Though, Richard, he still was awful again. I still don't get it. Why are you putting him up front? He's terribly up front. He should swap his thumb. For me, it should be a straight swap, your thumb. Go in the middle. Think he's a better finisher. I think he gets into better positions. I don't think he's great in the air, but he's certainly a better forward, central forward than what Richard Allison has. He'd be better on the wing for me. Yeah, I'd rather have the better aerial threat coming in from wide areas getting onto the ball. You know, rather than the centre forward, anyway, for me, in the modern era.

In the old days, I didn't understand why you'd want the better centre forward. The header of the ball would be the centre forward. These days, you want him coming in on the ball being crossed in and him coming in from the other end, the other side. Oh, I think Richard Allison on the wing for that as well. That would actually be a pleasure for me. Yeah, Tottenham still do look good, though, to be fair. They look really good under Posterkolgliu. Mary seems to have done well with them. I wasn't a big fan of his. I know he's come from Celtic and I thought he might struggle a bit. I know he's got a bit of quality about him, but I thought he might struggle when the opposition's a lot better than it was in Scottish football. And, though, he seems to have done nothing wrong up to now. Oh, they'll struggle when they get against the bigger sides because they can't defend. That's their weakness. But they weren't really tested against Bournemouth, was the thing. Bournemouth just aren't very good attack-wise. That was the problem is. But going forward, Tottenham are really good and that's what Posterkolgliu brings, is attack.

It's team's attack and attack and attack. Basically, if they can, they just throw forward, you know, throw everyone forward. That's what they do. It's great to watch. It's really entertaining. So, yeah, I think it'll be a good addition. Not sure how they'll do league finish-wise, where they'll finish in the table, but that'll be really good to watch. It's what you want with Tottenham. That's what they're known for. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, an easy win, to be honest. So, move on to Arsenal for them. 2-2. I didn't actually watch that one, but. Again, I've seen the highlights. That's all I've got.

Arsenal haven't got off. Arsenal haven't got off to the greatest start, to be honest with you. They haven't looked great. I know they've got points on the board, but they haven't looked great, Arsenal. They're, like, in a goal scorer. I know they scored a few goals, but I think they're looking at, I don't know. Balligan. Yeah, stupid. Yeah, they're like, Balligan more. They don't look as though they're clicking at the moment. I think they will. And Declan Rice does not want the best of times, either, for me. It's always been the focal points out. It's certainly a worse time. And it's not quite there yet. Well, you've got to get used to your teammates, and I'm giving them as much greatness as I can, because everyone knows they're an actual quality player, but it just hasn't clicked yet at Arsenal, but I think it will. From what I've seen of Arsenal the last few games, I didn't watch the full of this one, I've only seen highlights, but from what I've been reading and that, it seems to me the problem is with Arteta again, is the issue. I mean, he's playing Thomas Pardee at right back, instead of alongside Rice, where it would be a great partnership.

That would be a fantastic midfield party on Rice together. Yeah, they're playing him at right back, so he can play as an inverted fullback, so he doesn't have to. I don't understand why Gabriel's not getting a game now, when he looked really good alongside Saliba, and Saliba and White just don't look as good together. And then you add that to his obsession with that, no matter what, even when they stay opposition to down to 10 men, or whatever they. You know, as soon as he gets a lead, he just wants to put on 17 defenders to hold on to it, rather than looking to go and put the game to bed. I don't understand what's happening. He's gone really cowardly. He just really is looking to hang on to every result, rather than just go and win the game, you know what I mean? The Arsenal phone got back in the game. They should have been dead and buried at 2-1. They should have. Arsenal got off to a bad start. They were up within a couple of minutes. And then Arsenal, boom, what Arsenal should do to sounds like form.

The random ragged, the scored two were in the ascendancy, and then it stopped. And form got back into the game later on, got to equalise it. And as you say, they should have gone all out to win the game, maybe 3-1, maybe 4-1, they could have, but they never, because they sat back. Went full-on down to 10 as well. Yeah, I was the last 10-15 minutes of this match. Arsenal were doing pretty well. They had already taken the lead. Then full-on went down to 10 and Arsenal completely stopped playing. That sounds like what I was told, yeah. They were starting to drop down after the lead. But once Bassey got his second yellow, Arsenal just stopped playing. It seemed like they just thought they had gotten over the line and didn't need to play. Yeah, it's a bit of a problem. It's a bit of a problem now with Arsenal, of course. They switched off in a couple of games they were seeing up to 3. And I think they've got to address that if they're going to move forward. Yeah, they've been lucky to get the points on the board. They've got to be honest.

Yeah, very much so. Sabiyan, yeah, that's it. You're right, by the way, I've just spotted what you talked about near Discord. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, so what's next? Brentford Palace. I didn't see that one either. 1-1. I didn't even see the highlights of that, must have missed. I haven't seen anything of that. Do you know anything about that one, Seamus? Oh, I watched the goals. It was a good goal I gave in Shada. And it was this crushy goal by Joachim Anderson. That's about the knowledge I have of this tie. Okay, we'll move on to Everton, the mighty Everton, getting thrashed 1-0 by Wolverhampton Wunderous. That's a hammering when wolves score against you, to be fair, because they were having like 65 shots before they scored. So, you know, they must have had some hell of a shot to have scored against you.

They had a few chances, actually, Paul. Aaron should have won that game. Seamus, it's exactly a carbon copy of the following game, first game of the season. Aaron played some decent stuff, had some girls' edge chances, and never actually took one. And then the nervousness creeps in, they started getting a couple of chances, and they end up scoring. And it was always likely, when you seen it, the way the game was revolving, the evidence, chance after chance after chance, played some decent stuff, as well as times to be fatal. And you always knew that there was a danger of wolves catching them, and they did. And it was so disappointing, as in Evertonian, to see that it was exactly a carbon copy of the following game. And for this bottom of the league, with the three games gone, that's as much as I can say about Everton. To be fair, it will get better. Because it's better getting worse than that. Absolutely ditched. We've been doing these all day things, you've just been missing. See, we've been going at this for like a month, however far you've gone in. Sorry, I'm going to stop. I just want to apologise to the list. But how much worse can it get? They play shitty, they lose.

They play well, they lose. There's nothing that can change. The ball was apparently man of the match. So, how? For everyone, it will translate, and finally, sure guys give me a chance, and for everything, it was probably our best player. Maybe because he replaced Kane, didn't know the ones on the side, but thankfully he come in, done a really good job. But we're always liable to concede goals. And if you concede goals and don't score, there's an awful jump there for you, isn't there? I think Everton should look at South Second Ladies. Yeah, 6-1-6 in Centre for what? Saunders would love him, wouldn't he? He scored 1 goal, Chris, he scored 1 goal. Yeah, but that's wherever. Wherever, and this is about the law. That's the Golden Boot. Exactly, that was that top score out of the.

Yeah, things are going to change, believe me, things will change at Everton. Are you willing to bet on it? No. Yeah? I'll probably don't get it nowadays, yeah. How many more, how many more of these can we get in? We must have done 50 before he signed up, but we're going to have to do 50. I'm going to have to do 50. I'm going to have to do 50. I'm going to have to do 50. I'm going to have to do 50. We must have done 50 before he signed in. Yeah, yeah, you've got to forward him, obviously. Good couple then, they got that kid as well. Though they were all signed as well. He locks well, I feel bad about him. He locks well. Well, he's only young, you may see.

He didn't lock a player, so now he must have missed. He didn't lock a very good player. But he's only young, he's only just coming to the side. He's still adapting to the country. So I'm giving him a bloody away for now and hoping that I'm wrong about him. So what you're saying is he sounds like a perfect Everton striker then? Yeah, yeah, in the mountain world. The modern game Everton forward, perfect. Can't play football. Brilliant, we'll see. How much do you want for it? No, I'm giving him time, I'm giving him time. He's adapting, he's only just come for sport. Maybe he's got some of those, obviously someone's seen something in him. But, let's see. You just have to hope that someone isn't Stevie Wonder, aren't you? Absolutely. Why is it that that's the only blind person?

Anyone, you know, anyone. When it comes to a blind, you know, when you have to say a blind person's name, the only one that comes to mind is always Stevie Wonder. Is there anybody else in history that's. Oh, what was the name of that? No, that was Deaf Woman, wasn't it, Helen Keller? Yeah, she was deaf, blind and boner, so they wanted to say that. She was blind as well. Oh, well, there you go then. Yeah. Oh, could have used it, then. I was trying to think, because I was trying to think of somebody who's got the Stevie Wonder to say, but, yeah. Well, in most of the other world, the TV programme, can't even think of the name of the Stevie programme, though. I was a politician as well, with the door. Oh, the label? Yeah. Yeah, the label politician.

I used to hate him. David Blocas. I just realised he was blind, that I used to see, he'd be on the TV and he'd be looking everywhere but at the frigging bloke who's doing the interview, and I'd be thinking, they're rude, arrogant, bastard. How the fuck that? He was blind, that's right. He was looking. David Blocas, he was a random politician, and by the way, I liked him, David Blocas. Scaffields fella, yeah. Yeah, so, yeah. Yeah, we'll move on to the next game now, Man United, Nottingham Forest. Now, this one I did watch, so I can actually talk about this one. I know it's a shame we shouldn't be watching it, so I thought I'd see if I could jinx it. Bloody didn't work, though, did it? My jinx is better than your jinx. My jinx can beat up your jinx. Yeah, I don't know. But they did, yeah, to be fair, that was a close run thing. If Forest had actually gone out and attacked Delia, rather than leaving it till like two minutes from the end.

I mean, sorry, I was thinking of a different. Sorry, start again. I was going to say, what I was going to say is, they either do either attack last minute, just leave it too late, like they did against Arsenal. I was going to say, this time, they go out there, they take a 2-0 lead, they're strolling it, and then they just sit back and try to defend. I mean, they just seem to want to defend, first and foremost, and that's the problem, they can't. Why didn't they not just keep attacking? Surely they've learned from the Arsenal game, where they left it too late to get the points. And now against Man United, they've got the early lead, playing well, and then they just sit back and let them pick them off eventually. It's really, must be horrible. Come on, if you don't show up. Come on, if you don't show up, come on, if you don't show up, come on, if you don't show up, come on, get back on the wagon and start getting some good results. You know, it's awful. Oh, they were abysmal. They really weren't good at all. I don't think there was anyone in that team that could come off the pitch and say, I had a good game, to be honest. I don't know what's happened to a lot of their players, but not one of them looked really good, you know.

They just don't look right at all. They really look. They just look off this season. I don't know what it is. I think it might be the pre-season's messed up and that, but they should be coming to somewhere near fitness now. We're just missing them. Hey, everybody, it's just sad. Could be, yeah. Yeah, maybe that's what it is. Maybe they're all just like you, sad. Oh, maybe. I don't know how you're going, obviously, I mean. Maybe our players are just so used to keep bailing them out that they don't actually care about doing the job. And our new keeper is like, okay. He's not very good, is he? Let's be honest.

What was he doing when he fell on his backside? No, I would have understood had he fallen over or tripped forward. How did he trip backwards? Exactly. I mean, why is he going backwards in the first place? He should have been coming out to close down the angle. Our new even didn't even manage to get the shot, and actually he was deflected. The rest, he tried to lock it. He deflected it off of our knee. Sometimes it just doesn't go for you, does it? It's like he just. I don't think he's brilliant, but the luck is not on his side. No, you're not playing well at all, either. It doesn't help. Sometimes when the luck's not with you, but you're playing well, it doesn't matter, does it? But when you're playing badly and the luck's against you, it's a freaking disaster.

Well, it's good for everyone else to watch, yeah. I certainly enjoyed it. I really thought Forrest was going to get you. Really did. That's how bad it was. They probably would have ended up with a point, if not for that penalty. And the red card. But what was that penalty? Yeah, I don't know, I'm not sure it was. I don't even care if there was a foul or not. I think there was a die from Rashford, so it should have been looking for Schumelesen regardless. Yeah, that's the thing, isn't it? It wasn't a. It was a die, so.

. Even if there was contact, even if there was foul, there wasn't enough to get him down like that. He's not having a good season, either, is he, Rashford? No, no, yes, no goals. Yeah, he's not at it at all. I don't understand his game, because he looks threatening when he's playing from the left side, but he looks threatening in the central positions. But he looks like out of. He just looks lost in the sea, when he's actually playing as a central forward. Hmm. Yeah, when he runs in from wide areas and he plays in the centre for a period. He does, he does look like a real striker, but then as soon as you put him in as a striker, he doesn't look right at all, just doesn't look like he understands it. Yes, he ends up in similar positions, but doesn't seem to understand when he ends up on. This is hard to explain, hard to understand.

Similar positions, but different outcomes, I don't know how. Yeah, he just doesn't look like he's comfortable when he's playing in the centre. He doesn't look happy at all, does he? No, he's gone through a bad start this season, and I expected better from Mark Rashford, I don't think he's a player, but I've seen him this season, he's awful. But he does tend to play in patches, it's patches of really good form, and then. Yeah, yeah, I love that. Yeah, he'll suddenly still go on a go-scoring run soon, and everyone will forget he's been playing badly. Yeah, he was very poor at the start of last season as well. But so was the whole team. Yeah, yeah, let's be honest, you didn't start season well. Maybe it'll be a similar story this season, maybe they'll get to it. Oh, I'm just a little bit more points. We played horrible in last, both our first two games, last year at least. It's too bad, isn't it? I didn't make some non-bloodcress. No, not good, not good at all.

Not bad, no. He's not thinking in, he doesn't know his role at all there. He's getting in, Bruno and him are getting in each other's way, completely. Yeah, and now he's injured, and now he's injured. He didn't play against Nottingham, so he was injured. No, he didn't play against him. Sorry, I thought you were just asking, he's been poor this season, man. Ericsson was better. He would be better, because he's better at playing slightly. Yeah, he plays slightly deeper, rather than. See, what I don't understand, he's short of a winger, attacking somebody to play the wide-forward role. Man had his best season when he was playing the wide-forward role. Why is he not. We're actually short in midfield, and I know it's someone like we used to make fun of and everything, but it seems like we're actually missing Fred.

No, I'm not trying to be funny and empty, his energy is work great and everything. It just seems like there's Casimir, there's nothing in the middle, and then there's Bruno and Mount and Grazford and everyone else. Yeah, they're all too far forward, there's nobody actually in the middle. And Casimir was trying to chase after them both most of the time, it feels like. He's playing too far forward now, but it doesn't look right. What was I going to say there, just a quick one, the Champions League draws in. So Group A is Bayern Munich, Manchester United, F. C. Copenhagen and Galatasaray, Group B is. Oh, wow! Yeah, Bayern Munich is hit by Harry Kane. Group B, Serbia, Arsenal, PSV and Longs. Wow, he's using them for them. Wow, this is Arsenal. I see they're doing good Bayern. Yeah, that's true, they're probably saving them for the next round to knock them out.

It's a nice easy run for Bayern then. Napoli, Real Madrid, Braga and Union Berlin, Group C. Nice to see them in there, somebody's there for them. Nice group, nice group. Yeah, interesting one that is, Napoli and Real Madrid. Oh, that's tough though, Braga and Union. Group D, Bemfica, Inter Milan, RB Salzburg and Real Sociedad. It looks a weak group. That is a weak group, isn't it? E is Feyenoord, Atletico, Madrid, Lazio and Celtic, speaking of weak groups. Yeah, I was just thinking, Group D says I'm weak, Group D says hold my beer. Yeah, Group D, well, what a weak group, Group A. Yeah, you haven't seen weak yet. Oh god, and then F is PSG, Borussia Dortmund, AC Milan and Newcastle United. You got this, you got this. And then Group G, you've got Manchester City, oh, what the fuck, I don't got that. Group G is Manchester City, RB Leipzig. I mean, why are they still allowed to play in the same competition as RB Salzburg?

I mean, surely this was supposed to be just a one-off, anyway, where they were allowed to play in the same competition. Anyway, RB Leipzig, red star Belgrade and young boys. Group H, are they playing at Wankwolf again, young boys? Yeah. Because they don't always, do they? That's the thing, oddly. Group H is Barcelona, Porto, Schattar, Donetsk and Real Antwyr. And now Barcelona are desperate to want them to get through, aren't they? And Man City, they've given them about as easy as they can give. They were just looking through their teams and it seemed like they have a lot of, at least on paper, weaker sides. Same team as Everton got. I was just asking, because it's usually Liverpool who got this. That's it. Everton fan taking the piss. I mean, come on, about a European draw. That's just taking the piss. Well, Everton fan thinks he can take the piss out of someone not being in Europe. That's it, I just forgot.

Did you? Did you? Yeah, of course you did. I believe that, yep. They'll have to draw next, won't they? Filling the UEFA. Check that later, don't you? No. Haven't they got the EU draw down next? I don't think so. It's Thursday, so I think the qualifiers are going to take piss today. I thought they do the draw. They used to do all the draws together, didn't they? One after the other. They do anything different, and what the fuck, and I was appointed that. Who knows? I'm not there for it. Nobody knows.

Justin Arling, Arling Holland wins the UEFA men's fair of the year. Yeah, hardly a surprise, is it? It is a surprise. It's a surprise that Messi didn't win. That's true, they were probably looking to give it to Messi. But, you know, they couldn't figure out where he was playing now. Like, he's at Inter, why has he listed it into Milan? That'll be what they were thinking. Literally crickets, Chris. Crickets at Inter. Actually, no, no, no, that was just something they could. That was because something came to mind. What happened to the court case against them that was supposed to be dropping it? You know, they were supposed to be blocking the name into Miami. They took him to court, remember, and when the case then, they couldn't use it as a trademark, because it was too similar to Inter Milan. All right, I don't know.

That was just a while ago, when they were. Before they even started, that was a couple of years back, and yet, still using it. I wonder what's happened about that. Maybe it's like their internationale. All right. I don't know. Inter-nationale? Yes, Inter Milan. No, it hasn't been Jimmy Carragher trying to see Inter Milan dropping it out. Oh, yeah, and he didn't understand the fucking word, did he? He just sat there like, what? Oh, that was on the video thing, wasn't it? Everybody else. Michael Richards, wasn't it? He was crying. He was crying.

He was crying. Oh, that was hilarious, that's it. Oh, I forgot all about that. Oh, he's a class. How did he think that if Rafa isn't understanding Inter Milan, how is he going to get internationale? Well, you never know, do you? He was worth the shot, my god. I think it was just desperation at that point. Yeah, he's still carrying on the league. Yeah, Brighton, I watched that game. Yeah, I watched that game, yeah. To repay it, West Ham, did you have to win that hand to play well? I was surprised that Brighton didn't offer a bit more the way they'd been playing. Well, you can give credit to West Ham, and he went somewhere to leave at the time. They had to open their stamp playing really well, and they're a big fan of knowledge, as you know, but I thought West Ham played really well, and deserved to win. Absolutely shockingly bad. Yeah, yeah. They were, I mean, even Metoma could just look like he couldn't dribble past his own, let alone against the player.

They actually looked awful? Oh, the only player I think that turned up for them was Grosz. Past Grosz, yeah. Yeah, I like him. He's heavily underrated, I don't know why he wasn't brought from them. Too late now, because he's like mid-30s, but not long after he arrived there, he was stood out for them like a sort of dumb. Someone nobody wanted, maybe because he's not fast enough. People seem to like players with pace, don't they, these days? Yeah, West Ham, absolutely battered them, really, even though they had so little possession. What was it, 18% or something? Not ridiculous? Yeah, 17, I think. Was it 17 in the end? It kept varying during the game. I think the most they got to was 19%, wasn't it? Over the timer lapsed. Nothing worked for Brighton. Nothing went at all for Brighton.

Everything they tried didn't come up. All of them days, possibly, but they didn't look good at all, and they've looked great up to them. But they looked awful and interesting. But with that second away from West Ham, I'm going to play really well, and the world is here to win. Who's next, Chris? I don't realise what it was afterwards. It's the away for awards. That's what it is. It's OK. That's what it is that's on after the draw. Not the Europa League and Conference League draw. OK. Yeah, because it's sorry. That's my mistake. That's why it's like all the people. I was thinking, why are all their like, you know, like Rangers people or the Europa League people there as well? But that's why they're out there. It's for the awards ceremony.

Because the Harlins winning the thing, and Serena Wegman winning the Coach of the Year award and stuff, and Pep winning the Men's Coach of the Year award. Sorry, Brighton, West Ham. We'll go back to that. Yeah, I thought West Ham did really well. Did you not see any of it, Seamus? Oh, I lost the goals. What a touch. What a touch and finish at Jared Ford. Fabulous goal. Yeah, it's playing well, don't bother. He's a player. Have a little bit of a pull. Have a little bit of a pull at one stage. Wasn't it last year? A couple of years ago. Wouldn't it be? I thought we'd use a solid replacement for people that are talking about, but I think he'd be a good sign of any team. I think he's a good player.

Maybe not a solid replacement, but would do a good job at most of the top teams. You can't replace a solid though, let's be honest. The sitting players, you just can't replace. You just have to. No, no, no, no. But on the poor side, they were saying it about getting fallen for a solid. He's not a solid. He's never going to be a solid, but he is a damn fine player. I can't even say it, definitely. Yeah. Work's hard as well. It seems a nice guy. Actually, he comes across as a nice guy, you know. Doesn't he write that he was defending David Morris? You can't write him, but I can. Yeah, it's his manager.

But he is doing really well. And someone didn't come in with a big Maria offer for him in the window, to be honest with you. Maybe he's not the same, and he knows he's not the same. But I thought one of the bigger teams might come in for him. Maybe Newcastle. Maybe Tottenham. Maybe he can count down as a big star. I thought someone might have come in and had it took a chance on him. But I'm not sure. It'd probably be a hefty price. But I was surprised that no one mentioned him. I think West Ham don't really need the money after selling them rice, though, do they? Well, possibly. Yeah, you're possibly right there. I think that's the reason why nobody's come in, is because basically they would have just said, nah, they're all right. We don't need to sell. We don't want to sell. But yeah, he's a lot better, too.

Yeah, a good player. Certainly, he'd make a massive difference on Newcastle's side. Yeah. Step up. I thought they really like his quality. Yeah, anyway, shall we move on to the next? What's the first game on Sunday? I've forgotten now. It was Burnley Villa. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's right. It's forgettable. Yeah. Burnley just aren't good enough, right, to be honest, to play the wedding right. No, they're going to struggle the best this year. I thought they'd be better than what they were, up to now, up to now, up to now. But they're going to want them something. I think they're lacking quality.

I think they try hard, but they're not going to be anywhere near as high as what people were forecasting. People were saying that, you know, they're a mid-table side. At the moment, they don't look like a mid-table side to me. No, they're definitely a relegation ballad. They're probably avoidable. I still think they'll avoid it, but I think they're in that fight. They're going to be in there. They just haven't got any quality. I mean, I don't get the goalkeeper signing. I don't get a lot of their signings, really. They've spent a lot of money, and they don't seem to have really bought much in the way of quality players at the start of this. Maybe they'll become quality players in time, but they're not ready yet. No, I think they're going to struggle, just to be honest with you. And to be fair, we're playing a very good side in Villa. Yeah, Villa have quality side. And they had a really bad start of the season when they got mashed by Brighton. But they are a good side. There's no getting away from that.

And they've got some really good players. I still like Ollie Watkins. I know he's a New England squad. And he deserves to be for me. He's done nothing wrong, control. And I think he's a threat. He's a threat in the air. He's good at the air with his back to goal. I like him. I like him. I think he's a quality player. Works hard as well. Yeah, yeah. Just doesn't score enough. He scores in spells rather than. Yeah, score.

. where he can't score. He couldn't hit the side of a barn for some reason. I don't know what it is. I've still taken him in most sides. You know, I think he'd do a job for most sides. And that's the problem I think they've got, is now they're at the point where the level of players they need to improve on what they've got, the level of players that don't really want to join it and ask them Villa until they get regular European football. And under their belts, them players will start looking at them that can improve them. At the moment, they're kind of stuck in that limbo where trying to find players to improve is really difficult. Yeah. You can throw money at it, but it's the only option. You do it top bowling, and just throw millions of pounds at everyone, but they don't really have the income stream to afford to do that long-term. They'd end up like Everton then. They wish. I don't think anyone wishes to end up like Edward. I don't think anyone wishes to end up like Edward.

Let's be honest, go around with a begging bowl to get your stadium finished. No, I don't think anyone wants to end up like that. Even Luton over at that much trouble. They can help Brentford manage to find out their own stadium about a problem. But no, not Everton. You'll be okay. Throw the brown envelopes to the council, and then he goes and gets caught for it. I mean, I only Everton could have that problem, eh? Shall we move on? Sheffield, United Man City again, entirely forgettable. Yeah. City weren't good. I watched that game. They weren't very good at all. They looked very wishy-washy to me. Looked as though they weren't interested at the time. Obviously they were, but they didn't look great to me. Let's be honest, they're really nice.

I don't want them too much. But they could have easily done a draw there. Easily done a draw? Oh, they could have great start by wondering. Yeah. Dequalised, didn't they? Like, really late on, and you're thinking, no, my god, they might actually get a draw here. Yeah, they did nothing. Now, the defensive scenes are always fine. A little bit extra, don't they? You know, people call it luck. Is it luck? Is it tactics? You know, the better teams, they seem to score, they don't always get a result. And they've done it, man, city. Yeah, go down as a win for a city, even though they were not the best. Nowhere near the best. But when it can't have the quality to just pop it and put the ball in the net, that's what makes a difference.

Yeah, absolutely, yes, it does. And, you know, you've got to have this, even though they were pretty damn awful, it's like still managed to get in and get it over the line. And that's the difference between the better sides and the average sides and the bad sides. I had it on, but I can't remember. Do I remember rightly, did Harlan miss a penalty? Yeah, he did. It's a post, remember? He won the line. He had a bit of a nightmare, to be honest with you. He missed three or four really, really good chances that you'd expect him to put away, and of course, the penalty. And it just wasn't as bad, I'm afraid. You know, get them those supposes straight. Everything he has, either at the post, went just drug wide. He had a couple of claims for a penalty. They gave him a really rough ride to censor out some United's. Yeah, with the United. And he wasn't happy if I could put him away. He never had a happy game.

He never smiled once. And, you know, but he still came up with the gold. So who cares? It's a bull. Yeah. Do you have anything to add on that game, Seamus? Thank me for all of Harlan's misfortune, because he was my captain in the fantasy, primarily. Harlan, didn't you drop Nunez to make Harlan your captain and scare Nunez from the team? I sold him. Yeah. I got rid of Nunez. Yeah, which I'm thanking you for. Jinx. I actually brought in Mito Marzell. That's why I've actually struggled. How many of them plays do you have in your fantasy football squad? Is it 25? I've got none.

I've got none. There's nothing so bad. Just imagine if I brought in three more. Yeah, Bill, you just shite then. You can't even claim each team. That's it. Oh, bless. Where'd the hope come? Then you could have blamed him for it. Oh, all right. Shall we move on to the most exciting game of the weekend? It certainly was, actually, in one of the most exciting games of the season. It was a bit of a dump to finish. You can see that in Liverpool, of course, we're talking about. Did you watch it on the way through, Bill? I watched it, but I watched it on Nunez's phone on Skygov. We were at a charity do in Getzka, and they had no sports on. So there were some groups.

What kind of sport was that? A good one, actually. We won most of the prizes. We should be the only people there, because all the reds wouldn't have been there. It was absolutely shocking, but we were watching on our phone, and I watched all the game. But, yeah, I thought it was a really exciting game, especially when Liverpool went down to 10 men, which possibly could have been nine if the referee hadn't bottled out of sending Trents off after they'd given him a stupid red card. Stupid red card, the first one. But I thought she was lucky to stay on the pitch, yeah. I thought she should have got maybe a red. But that's by the by. I thought that one of the biggest decisions was the words of Van Dijk won. At the time, I thought it wasn't to send enough. I've seen it again. I can see why it's given. But I thought something was tight. Something with a close call whether it should have been sent off or not. Could play by myself across there. Yeah, yeah, he'd done well.

And he was last man, I suppose. So, you know, you can see why it's given. If you look at where the ball is, he hasn't got control of it. So he's not, you know, it shouldn't have been classed as under the rules of what the goals go and opportunity. If he's not got control of the ball, it's not supposed to be one. Because if you look at it, it's behind him almost. That's why he has to go through. He's not actually taken it with him. He's got himself in front of it to cover it to protect it from Van Dijk to draw the foul. So it was very close. Don't stretch up. There's clumsy. Yeah, I'm not arguing. It's a red card. What I'm saying is it seems a bit harsh under the rules because for me, it could ease it. You know, you see a lot worse challenges than that. And not even, not even can there's fouls regularly across, you know, if you go and watch back all the games of that Premier League weekend, you'll see exactly the same challenge made multiple times. And not once is a foul given him, you know, when in probably, there's probably three times out of maybe 40, 50 occasions where them kind of fouls have happened and even a foul was given.

Yeah, sorry. Back to the game. Brilliant comeback by Liverpool with 10 men. I thought he actually played better with 10 men than they were with 11, which is a good surprise. No. But I've got to say about Newcastle United. They started off great. Really, I thought he played well first half an hour. We're on top. I had a couple of good chances. Maybe he could have scored another armour on at the post. But you've got to say this about Newcastle. They don't go out to measure a team. They don't. When you've got the advantage against City, they went out to lose. Nobody played Manchester City last year. They didn't go out to win the game. They went out to try and get a draw.

And that's why they failed against City. They never put City under any pressure at all. Same with Liverpool. They were playing well, couldn't believe, and done exactly what we had thought about Arsenal before. They sat back and hoped for a 1-0 win. And Liverpool, to their credit, took full advantage of that. I think there was more to it than that. For starters, it was the way Liverpool changed their set-up. They dropped their fucking stupid, inverted full-back system and just played Trent as a right-back. And immediately, they looked much better because the only threat was down the flanks in behind Trent before that because they were just hitting it in there for Gordon to attack him. Once he sat there as a full-back, all he had to do was hold position and just hold him up long enough for somebody to come over and cover, which is what happened. And Gordon isn't good enough to do anything with the ball. He's a terrible player, let's be honest. His only strength is if he can hit a shot. If he can run down, get a ball over the top, runs onto it and hits a shot. That's it. If he can't do that, he's absolutely fucking hopeless because he's got nothing else in his locker at all. Can't pass.

He can't tackle. He can't cross. He's just a nothing footballer, really, other than that. He should be a striker, to be honest, where he's playing for England. You know what, I was disappointed with Newcastle, not just because they sat back. I thought he created a lot of fouls against Liverpool. Too many. Joe Linton could have easily got sense off because he's done three or four really bad tackles. I don't like the attitude of their players asking for send-ins off, asking for yellow cards. I thought I don't like about Newcastle. When Trent was booed, did you notice Gordon after kicks the ball away, just the next time? You know, when he's. I can't play a lot with that, to be honest with you. I think anyone wants to remember where he kicks the ball away in front of the referee, straight afterwards. The next time there's a free kick given, he literally boots the ball away in front of the referee and the referee doesn't even have a word of him. Let alone boo him.

And that happened multiple times. The referee was a homer, full stop. They've got a bit of an attitude about the Newcastle that I'm not happy about, which is the time wasting they do. From around, when they're on and they play, they're a good side to watch as well. But do you have periods through the game where they start all this time wasting, little niggly fouls, getting on the referee's case? And I don't like that about them. And I think they've got. I think they're a better side than that. But I don't know why they start all this shenanigans about trying to waste time, trying to create little fouls, trying to break up play. As a spectacle, it went through the window after the first half an hour. For Newcastle's points of view, Liverpool obviously took advantage and threw great goals from you. And as you've got to say now, threw great goals. They don't ask like a late challenge. If you watch back, I don't know. The amount of times a referee just waved play on and never once went back and even had a word with the player, kicking that well after the ball's gone. Joe Linden was one of the worst, obviously, culprits.

But it wasn't just him. Gordon, all of them, seemed to just take a whack at them. After the ball's gone, clearly after the ball's gone, then they kick. Then they go in and kick. It's blatant and the referee saw it multiple times. And you see him and he's indicating play on. You're thinking, how is that an advantage when you should be booking their player? And I'm putting a stop to it. You know, it's not an advantage for Liverpool. What you're doing is giving Newcastle an advantage because you're letting them kick the shite out of Liverpool players all the time. You can still let that play on when they're booking afterwards. It's totally, yes. I hope you can do that. You know what I mean? You don't have to stop to play. To book a play. Let it play and then call them back and book them. But it never happened, especially with Joe Linden.

I was there. And I'm not fanning Joe Linden. I like Joe Linden. I think he's a gruff there. But he got away with quite a bit. He got a quick, Joe Linden. That's the Newcastle that I don't like. The nasty side of the game. You know, the time waste and the rolling around like Gordon does and things like that. I think they're a better side. I hope they're a better side than that anyway. And they've got their assistance a bit of a knob as well. A bit like Pep Lindes. Yeah. He wants to get himself in the papers all the time. He wants to be.

Some of the short. Put my finger that's a knob, Joe Linden. Yeah, I'm very regretted. There's a picture of Klopp doing it back to you. Oh, that was beautiful. That was beautiful. That was. Oh, yeah. Dunez is just. I love Dunez. I really do. Got to say, I've heard.

Jotter's got an assist for what he did. I mean, the first one, if you watch it, he doesn't even kick it anywhere near Dunez. It just happens that the defender makes a hash. Yeah, he's got it locked, yeah. Yeah, and flicked it into his pack. Yeah, that'll count as a Jotter's assist. Stats are just nonsense. They really are. When you look at it compared to the Salah one, which was a beautiful ball. Alan, do you think that Jotter was just a complete mess-up by him, and he's still going to get the same. You know, they're going to get the same. Do you want my game?

No, I had it on TV. I was sat in front of the TV, but I wasn't watching it. I'll tell you after the livestream what I was doing. Will you stay with your TV? Did you have your hat off there for you? I missed the goals, and I was literally just in front of the television. I don't know how. I had to watch the highlights. I had to watch the highlights to catch the goals. There's always one. I'll tell you, can you just broadcast with the cheeky dude after doing that? Lord, surely after that new miss is going to get into the starting 11 now. Surely. Well, that's because you're bound to put him back in your freaking fantasies. No, no, no. You'll never get another appearance. That's it, he's done. He should be in the bit.

Yeah, from those goals, it's very obvious to see that. If you give Nunez a chance, and he doesn't have to think about it, he's going to hit the target more often than not. I really like him. Him having time. It seems like him having time is his biggest issue. Yeah, some players like that instinctive. You put them in front. You just give them the ball, and give them no time to think about what they do, and just hit it, and that's it, and they're fine. When they have to think about what they're going to do, they can make a mess of it. There's a lot of players like that, to be honest, that are instinctive. It's not a bad thing, it's just the way they are. Oh, it's no other games, is it? Because it was no Monday game, I'd forgotten about that. What did you guys think of Tonali? What did you guys think of Tonali? He didn't have to investigate. Not much, not much, not much of nothing. All of their passing was awful.

That was their biggest weaknesses. They tried to play it in behind, constantly, you know, tried to play it wide, for the wide men to attack. Because obviously, the space is out wider, and you're playing against 10 men. They said, well, but every single time, they were putting it into, you know, the passes were awful. Even when they actually reached the player, they were never good passes. So, the whole team didn't have a good game, to be honest. No, I thought Bruno had a very bad half an hour or something. I only caught the last half hour or so. To be fair, at times, he stood out as, I've got to say, tactic. But I forgot what Bruno did at times, you could see he was quality. But at other times, he was just, you know, he was just. He was getting caught out in position. Yeah, he was getting caught out in position. But at times, he did some beautiful things. And then he, you know, some nice turns, stuff like that. But when he actually came up with the passing, every player, in fact, both teams, it must be said, were awful on the ball.

Passing was abysmal. I mean, trying to play out from the back was terrible, for Liverpool, because they just pressed them into mistakes. Yeah, I mean, it was really bad. Bad game for watching, in terms of the quality of passing, it must be said. Excellent, not an exciting game, I must admit. Sometimes that's a good thing, is mistakes can sometimes make it more exciting. Yeah. That was a good watch, I thought. Well, as I was saying, I think he has only the wrong players' enemies. I think that affected Bruno, to be honest, which I don't think he's an excellent player. And I don't think them fixed the Newcastle's employees, which was to step back and not actually try and, you know, win the game, even at one home. They didn't look as though they were going away. They were probably going really long way, even though Liverpool were down to 10, man, in the last 20. Liverpool were the best at size. Amazing, and they're checking out. Yeah, once Klopp made the substitution, it changed the game, didn't it? Completely, it just absolutely, they didn't have an answer for it. I've got to say, once they lost Botman as well, they looked really, really messy at the back.

And Burns didn't have a clue how to handle. Don't burn, sorry. Not Burns, burn. He didn't have a clue how to handle Nunes at all. I mean, he was giving him yards, and he still couldn't get anywhere near him. He was still just running past him before he could get near him. There's just not a chance. Well, do you know when you look for a batter on a flatback pole when you've put him on down? Don't you think Klopp can see that this invasive fallback role isn't working? Don't you think he should put his foot down and say, this is not working? I've got a chance. Yes, so that's the way you're going to play with a flatback pole. Now, Lindes has been on every single podcast, I think, in existence lately, telling everyone. I think our one's the only one he hasn't appeared on yet, to tell everyone how great this invasive fallback, and how it'll work, and how he's bet his year's salary on it working and all this.

So I think he's. I think Klopp's been talked into it, convinced it's going to work, and the stats will be manufactured to show that it works, and the results keep coming. But yeah, you're thinking to see how bad he is, and how much better Liverpool have looked every time we've swapped to a flatback pole. We look so much better. I just don't understand the point in this invasive fallback. No, we hear that. Arsenal are doing the same, and it's not working with them either. Just don't see why it's not broken, why fix it? Arsenal play one last season, and they don't come through this amazing fallback position, and they're not playing as well as they were last season. It just even seems a way of coming. Yeah, our test is as bad as Pep Lindes, where he thinks he knows better. He has to show how clever he is, rather than just. trying to reinvent the game. I just don't understand why Lindes thinks he's achieving by doing this.

I understand you want to get Trent on the ball in the centre of midfield, and all over the place. So put him in the fucking centre of the pitch. Put him in midfield, if that's what you want him to do. Don't expect him to do both, because it's not possible. He's fucking human. He's not Superman. He can't be in two places at once. I'm staying off his soapbox this week. I'm not going to get out of it. No, no, no, no, no, no. Right. Yeah, no, it's just all this. Oh, it's been absolutely everywhere, and it's really driving me mad. I was ready to come bust inside, reading some of the comments he made on podcasts and stuff this week. And you're looking at it, you're thinking, this guy is an absolute fucking moron. He thinks he's clever. He's so convinced he's a genius that he's an imbecile, if you see what I mean. You know what I mean?

The cleverest people know they don't know everything. You know, when you, the more you know, the less you do, the more you realize that you don't know enough. You know what I mean? There's so much more to learn. And whereas him, he's one of those that thinks he knows better than everyone else, that he's the bride. But all he does, everything he was saying about, I did this, I did that. But then you read it, and he's saying about like, he got this idea from Ben V. So you didn't think of this, like you're claiming. What you did is you saw somebody else doing it. Well, I'll copy that. And I'll, you know, because that's, I'll claim it was my idea. Well, no, it's their idea. You know, like he's brought in the cages from Ben Vika, used to play street soccer in Ben Vika, and he's brought them into the Liverpool's training ground, like, and stuff like that. But it's him. It's I, I, I did this. You know, it's never we. And that, for me, should rule him out of a job in football, because it's a team game. Yeah, he's not.

He's like fat Sam. That's why he's never been. That's why he can't be a great manager. That's why he fails. So, you know, he fails to move on any further than, like, any step further up than he's ever been, because he's too much about himself and not enough about the team. And it's a team game. You have to be about the team. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Sorry, I was just going to say, you do read it, and all it is is I, I, I, I, I, I did this. I did that. I brought this in. I thought of this. Literally, that is what he's talking about. None of it's about that. And then then he'll suddenly like, it's like he was suddenly realised that he's got to say something about. But Klopp says, you know what I mean? Something like that.

But it's always after he said about what he's done. I've brought this. I've done this. And he's clearly lacking. Well, considering he so comes across as so arrogant and up his own backside, he clearly lacks self-confidence, really, because he's he's so desperate for people to think he's he's great. You know what I mean? It's quite worrying. Yeah, yeah. I don't listen to him all day. No compulsion to listen to the man. Yeah, don't bother. You won't miss it. You're not missing anything apart from lots of eyes and me. Right. Transfers just got along this week. No nerves to Lance City. You mean Mattias? Yeah, he's with Tommy Doyle is going to go the other way.

Yeah. Yeah. Actually, not only alone would an action survive, don't it? Yeah, it's not the only one that's going there for a part of this deal, they're not the Santiago Buenos moved there from Girona on the cheap as well. Yeah. It's I mean, it's just a way of getting around FFP rather than paying them the money they don't want it. He's just offered it, you know, give them a better deal on players they want from you, you know, from your other teams. It's it's just it's wrong. I mean, they shouldn't be allowed to have all these other teams. I really dislike the way it footballs go in with all these feeder clubs and that. It's just wrong. Yeah, I can see that. It's just cheating. It's just a way round FFP and I really dislike it. Sorry, I'm going to get them back on my soapbox again. I'm not saying about Betzel. Shall I admit this first? Apparently I hear.

Apart from the fact that he's obviously Ivan Tony's favorite player. I hear he's a bit of a beast. He's the best player in the world. Best out of wonderful striker. He's unstoppable. And that was just on the Everton site last night after he made this appearance against bottom of league two. Don't cast the rovers. Oddly enough, that's that apparently is enough to me. He's the greatest player of all time. He's one of them. He's not the best player. Tell him with that sort of belief. But I think he's a full second better. But you must be gutted though because you lost Mason Hallgate unknown. Yeah, that was a bit of a whole new segment. I know he's one of your favorites. Good exclamation. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, it's only unsensory thousand a week. So, you know, I think we should have a collection for him. And maybe a testimonial for him. Time for that. He's only on loan so we can come back for next season. Don't worry. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Oh, I forgot to mention on Wolves who also signed the youngster from Libertad as well. Enzo Gonzalez when we were on Wolves. I don't know. I know. A Paraguayan team, Libertad. So you're not likely to have to be honest. I'd be shocked if you had seen him. I'd be wondering what the fucking hell you're doing. What's your Paraguayan football? I've got to be honest. What else happened?

Chelsea lent Romelu Lukaku back out to Roma for a 5 million euro fee. Loan fee. It's not bad. That'll nearly cover his wages. They're just about acting. And they lent Andre Santos to Forest. See, I really don't like loans within the league. It's also in the competitiveness. It really just feels uncomfortable. And they've brought in, they're bringing in Cole Palmer from Man City, it looks like. She's a nod. Yeah. Can somebody explain that one to me? No. And there's some things about that man. Actually, Matt Foote, I've never heard you say what you mean. Don't know if you've got a chance and says he's a.

. Matt Foote is right with you. Very wasteful on the ball. Lazy, but he doesn't trap that. Very wasteful. Good shot on him. Good skill, good technique, and that, but he's not got very much in the way of brains in that. I can see why Pep doesn't want him, but I just don't know. But I just don't understand why Chelsea want him. Can you explain that one to me, Seamus? I know you're very hot on all these Man City players. You've barely touched the ball in a city year, somehow getting huge money moves to another club. Is he even there? Has he gone? No, tell me this belief. If you.

What if everything aren't needed for attacking firepower? Right. Was he one of the guys in your radar? Maybe you wouldn't have thought he was going to be affordable, but hey, there's a young kid at one of the top clubs. Maybe we could loan him in. Did you think that way for him? How do you guys. Sorry, if I didn't just say. Cole Palmer. Cole Palmer. Did he even consider or hope maybe you could keep your hands on him? No. That's easy, right? That's easy.

Oh, no, I'm not trying to be funny. If the likes of Everton, the likes of Forest, if they're not looking at those players for loan, then why the heck are Chelsea spending 40 million dollars on someone who's 21 years? Exactly. He's not 19 already, right? Yeah, hardly managed to get into City Squad. I'm not saying first 11 squad. And it's not like he's pushed onto the scene and scored a few and created some chances and he's just kind of getting lucky with being able to start him. No, he's been around for two, three seasons. He made his debut two, three years ago and the most important thing for us to remember is City have already lost a left-footed winger in Mars. They've not brought anyone in to replace him. When they, instead of trying him out, brought someone in and are selling him on, what does it say about him? It says he's not good enough. That's why I don't understand this Chelsea move for him. I mean, I don't understand it because it's not like I've watched him and thought, yeah, you know what, he'd be a really good player to get, you know, to look at. I can understand what I get. I look at him and I think, don't see it. He was in the Euro final for England and I watched him and I thought, he was the weak link for my thinking. He kept giving the ball away and, yeah, he had some good shots and that and he was dangerous to attack him but he was too wasteful on the ball for my liking.

I couldn't see a player there that was good enough for the Premier League. But Chelsea already have a left-footed, young attacking English player. Madawackie, exactly. Yeah, exactly. Who looks a better player to my thinking. Even if he isn't, it's not worth the spending 40 odd million to replace him after six months. To block his path after six months. I just don't get the finances after small amounts of the logic behind it. Actually, I mean, if they didn't have, they hadn't signed Madawackie. They've already got Stirling, who can play on the right and he's having a good season so far. Who else have they got? They've got a few others. I'm sure in the youth teams, not that they can play there, but they're boring. I just don't understand it. I really don't get it. It's one of those that you just think, something really odd going on there. Who else has moved then? Oh, just because he's been linked with everybody seemed to want him.

If all the fans seem to obsess over this guy, Benjamin Pavard's joined in from Bayern. I do not understand the hype about him. I thought he was very average at best, but for some reason, all the fans on the site seem to love him and be obsessed about him. Because five years ago, he scored a world in the World Cup. What a finals. Yeah, that's the only thing he's done in his entire career. Let's be honest. He's a very average player. My impressions of him have been pretty clear from day one. It's he's a poor man's Lindelof and Lindelof is not a world-class player. I like him, but he's not a world-class player. Yeah, he makes Lindelof look like a thug, doesn't he? Because he's really weak, Pavard. Too weak to play centre back and he's too slow to play right back. No, my impressions of him is that he looks weak as a fullback. That shouldn't happen to suppose a centre back. No, quite the opposite, you're right. Yeah, if anything, looking slow for a fullback can be understandable to the centre back, but looking weak, you shouldn't be too weak to be a right back when you're a centre back.

What else, Sam? Arsenal sold Balagan to Monaco. I think that's a huge mistake. I don't understand what they're thinking on that one. The other movies. When they've gotten Kettier, why wouldn't you sell him instead? And of course, they've also loaned Sociedad Kirantini. Yeah, I was never a fan of Sadie to be honest with you. A bit weak for me in the other lot and I think they've done well to get the other one. If they've got money for him, I don't know what they've got. If they've got money for him. They've only loaned him. They've got a million. How do they loan him? Oh, right, OK. They've got a million. I think they've just got to look for a real ache. No, I don't.

Oh, he's injured anyway. Even if he's good enough, it doesn't matter. Even if he's good enough, it doesn't matter. When you can't fit, if you can't stay fit, what's the point? Yeah, yeah. That's simple, isn't it? Yeah, that's right. Yeah. It's just a really quickness sign in for Sociedad Kirantini as well. And then the Spanish League is very soft. So it might be all right there. Love call of loans. Billy Cometio out to Dunkirk. Last chance saloon for him, I think. And that's Phillips as well? He's sort of behind Cheryl Quonser and people like that. So, you know, he needs to do well there or he's basically on his way out. Probably is anyway.

Phillips has gone to Celtic on loan for the first half of the season, apparently. I thought it was a season long loan, but apparently it's just the first half of the season, they've said. That's got the Liverpool on that one, he said, which seems a bit odd. And it looked like about to sign Grabenbeich from Bayern. Timothy Castaneda is doing Fulham from Leicester. I think that's a good sign in for Fulham. Yeah, and I just want to ask you, I think, Chris, are you a believer? Am I a believer? Yeah, and Carlos Belava. Carlos Belava, this one's that one. Yeah, why don't you sign them as the likely replacement for Casteda, Carlos Belava, from Lille? Oh, I missed that one. So you're not a believer? I'm obviously not a believer. Oh, no. I got the Ansu Fati one, where they're in the middle of talks to get him, aren't they? It could be all done and dusted. And what about, why, what, what, why are they bringing Fati into this?

Surely, his best position is the same as Midomos. No, Midomos plays, always playing on the right, on the left, and Fati tends to play on the right, his normal position. Oh, I thought he was a left-sided attacker. Well, I saw him play on the, maybe he's played on the left of us. I don't know, I've seen him as a kid, so. But he's not played enough to. He's doing, yeah, he's young enough, he can work, and Midoma, I'm sure, could play either side. Because he's, I think, to be honest, I think Midoma might actually benefit from moving across to the other side, and against left-backs, I think, might shoot him. His left-side is said to be wrong, you know, tend to be mostly in the Premier League, a right-footed, so that'd give him a chance to get at them. And we were talking about Thorne, because Thorne could get one of the signs of the year, by the way, in the next couple of days. Then after, everything starts again. Or another? No. Have, you're gonna sell better already, you're only just fucking sold? That's Leon. You know what I'm still talking about. Ellen's name, man, the running machine. Yeah, you're in about a whooby, aren't you?

He could be going for four for 20 million. One good sign, but he's going for 20 million by the sound, yes. One good sign in the whooby. 20 million what, though? I mean, nobody in their right mind would pay more, pay money to sign Alex a whooby, let's be honest. Only a company, unless a moron would spend money on him. Sorry. 20 million rupees, 20 million rupees is an overspend on him. Even the Saudis wouldn't want him. Well, that's a bit of a transfer of stock, and where did you sign up at the moment? Yeah, I've heard that, but you just think nobody could be that stupid, surely. Maybe they can reinvest that money into Maguire and Maccominee. That's true. Yeah. That would be a double sign in, wouldn't it, hey? Take everyone up a level. That would kill me, that would kill me. I didn't manage something.

I'm going to ask you. I'm going to ask you. Could have him as well. They can't afford his wages. That's a fair point. Well, I think Marcia learns more than Van Dijk. Let me check. That would sound about right, for man, you know, you'd tell. While you're looking at it, I was just thinking what else has happened. Mohammed Qumash, two discs, even, to Ajax, to West Ham. Yeah. I'm not going to go there too much. It's possible that he will play, but I haven't seen much in a moment, was it? Yeah, not really. What I've seen have been done at press, but that doesn't mean he's not good, because, like, I've only seen a little bit of himself. But, yeah, I wouldn't attest. Like I say, I look at the Ajax players. They play a certain way, which seems to make them look better.

You know, people seem to think that because they're playing in that style, they're really good players. But I think it's just because they've got an Ajax shareton a lot of the time, because most of them you just watch, you think, they're not very good. The touchmaking, the playing series, that is, it must be. I must have by the end. They're really fine winning in the league, were they? Nice season to the PS4. No, Firenord won it. Firenord, sorry. Firenord lost Firenord. You have Firenord. Yes, that's it. I was going to say, it's Thingy's old club. Roo Toilets, that's what it is, isn't it? I don't know about Roo Toilets, but Firenord is a Liverpool legend, Mr. Workaholic, hard-working Toilets. He actually went back and won the league with them as well. And my preliminary research says Marshall is on 30,000 more than Van Dijk. That's great.

I don't know if Van Dijk holding 220 a week is true or not, but I am pretty sure 250 for Marshall is actually accurate. I think that sounds about right, to be honest. Who else? Cameron Arches, come to Sheffield United from Villa. Ah, is she dying? See, I don't understand. Cole Palmer is with twice Cameron Arches. I don't understand it. Cameron Arches proved more and more before. You know, got more games, and there's bells. Curtis is worthless than Palmer. How come? Those things don't make sense. I'll grab him back so I know where to put it. Yeah, he must be happy. Trust. Yeah, excited. Not a big fan, to be honest.

Like I said, I don't really think any of the players that have recently come to Ajax have been any good. I just don't think Ajax system works anymore. They've fallen well behind the rest. The players they've produced just. Yeah, they were being cracked up a few levels by a certain board, Dutch manager. Now he's left, so they couldn't even win. I think it's more the rest of the league was so bad. Yeah, it's not great. Not going to find a deep performance. Find a deep performance in Europe as well. Past two seasons, actually. I don't know what else we've got. Sorry. Yeah, it doesn't make sense, though, because Kudos has at least played regular player team football. And he's played.

. And he's played in the World Cup as well? Yeah, and he's played in Europe. European competition. Cole Palmer has just had a few substitute appearances, and he's never really impressed. He's scored the odd goal, but like he's playing for Man City, and they're absolutely dominating teams, and he's come on. A partner is one month younger than Anthony Lange. He has one goal less than Anthony Lange. One costs 10 million, another is about to cost 40. I just don't understand it. It just doesn't make any sense. See, it really doesn't. I do not understand what Chelsea are doing this summer. They started off looking like they'd sorted out all their recruitment issues, and now they look like they've just gone back to what they were doing before. Finally off. Boli must be back in charge of it all. That's what it feels like. Vouvel's left, like you were saying earlier, Seamus.

Like, it just feels like Vouvel's left and handed the range back to Boli. It's really bizarre. I mean, they spent like over 10 million on the keeper from New England Revolution, that Georgy Petrov. Petrovitch, for a backup keeper. Why would you spend money on a backup keeper about a man? You still haven't got a first choice? Because you can't. But you haven't got a first choice. Yeah, but you need a first choice keeper. You're very right. It's, you know, they've already got, they've got, Sancho says they've already paid too much money for. And you still haven't got a first choice keeper. So why would you buy, you don't buy backups when you haven't got a first choice, do you? You buy your first choice, then you buy, you know, then you can save the backup for him. No, here is how things have happened. Just for the keepers, okay? At Chelsea, they sold one day. They brought in Sanchez.

They loaned out that guy, Slolina. No, no, Slolina. Yeah, they loaned him out. Then they loaned out Kepa. They brought in Robert Sanchez. They've got Robert Sanchez only. They're bringing in Petrovic. Why? Why are you spending money when you could have had at least two, two of those three or four keeper deposits stay at the club? Yeah, it's just a real mess, isn't it? It's just, it doesn't make sense. I mean, just pick out Slolina and put him in the gold. It can't be wasted. Having be the backup, having be the backup, and if he's not good enough to be the backup, then sack the guy who recommended you to sign it. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's just beggar's belief. I mean, they're spending money for the sake of it. I don't get it.

I really don't understand it. Still, it could be worse. They could be signing him regularly to be their left back. I mean, to anyone that had signed that cloud. That's when you've got to worry about recruitment, isn't it? Sorry, Man United are signing him, by the way. I know, I know, I know, this is the worst thing in the world. I didn't realize why I was saying that. That is another idiotic move. I don't care whether it's Regyon, Kukure, or anyone. If we have to sign a left back because Luke says, turn his leg, like, see knee, I don't know what he's done it. For what is supposed to be a couple of weeks, might be a couple of months. I think we should shut down our academy if that is the state of the academy. Yeah, our academy is the same. Unless someone is like, let's say if it looks out for the whole of the season, then I can understand it. If not, then make do with the players you've got. Maybe move someone around. Maybe bring someone in.

There's a fucking Alvaro Fernandez who spends the season out alone and wants young players. Young player of the year for what is Preston? No, kind of. Yeah, no, can be. You have, either you use him or you sell him and you don't sell him. Now you sell him at the start of the window. Yeah. Yeah, it's a really bizarre situation. They don't, clubs just don't seem to want to put the faith in you anymore. No. Sometimes it makes sense to do so. I mean, for Chelsea, for instance, they're as well. They're in a similar position. But I don't understand if you're signing Pukarele to replace Shaw, whether he's getting away, and even when he comes back fit, you're seeing him as a replacement and improvement. Or Reggaeon, if it's seen as a long-term. But stay come on alone. We'll just take over. And apparently, the reason why we're not quite sure on Kukarele's lonely list, because Chelsea don't want to include a termination clause in January.

So it seems like we only want to play until January. Why? Use someone from the new team. Yeah, yeah. You take someone. I tell you why, I thought my team said, to replace the time they've had the least. You get one player coming through, maybe, in every five years. Because they want to want it to go on the line, I'm just so disappointed. That's why I was really pleased to see Kwanzaa getting a go. In the Newcastle game, he brought him on. Went for it, you know what I mean? But then you look at it, and you think, well, where did he actually come from? Did he come from Liverpool's academy? Or did he get brought in later on? And that's the thing. That's the other thing, is it's really annoying. It's how many people will talk about as being from the academy. And then you look at him, and you think, actually, he didn't actually come from Liverpool's academy.

He's joined it at, like, 17 or whatever. A lot of these players. That's just as bad. What's the point in an academy if you're signing players to fill it up? I just wish they'd, uh, you know, I wish they'd- No, why do you invest in the- You set up if you're not going to make use of it at the moment of crisis. That's exactly a multiple. He is staying up. You've got all these kids. Give them a freaking chance. Just, don't put your hands up. He came through. Kwanzaa's one of the ones that came through. He's just Scottie, so that's it. I remember there was something about him that made him. He's half the possibility of playing for Scotland or England. That's it. It's about him. But, like, you get a lot of them.

And you think, you know, it's not one of them. But you get them, and they're, like, Harvey Elliott and that. And they'll talk about- And Yulia didn't talk about how- Bendoc! . you for policy. You know, you for policy. And you're thinking, well, hang on. He didn't actually come- He was thinking- From a long game. I think the guy you can use for this example is Bendoc. He came from Swelting, yeah. Yeah, that's the one I was trying to think of. That's who I was thinking of. Because he's Scottie's. I was getting him mixed up. Because Kwanzaa's half-Scottie's as well. But I'll qualify for Scotland or something as well.

I like Scottie's and something. No, he is. I like Scottie's. Sorry? Scottie's Scottie. Whiskey. Hehehehehehehe. Billy's favourite. No, no, it's gross. Anyway, it's not inside your mind, see? It's time for my thing. Is it pizzas, or- I'm- No, no, it's actually for chicken burgers. I'm- Why, I don't know. I thought you were getting here. For the chicken burger. For there, I think it's about time you did you, where- You pushed the boat out and did your own cooking for once and cooked there. A nice meal. Nah, but it doesn't work like that in this house today, are you?

We have blue jobs and pink jobs. I have a bowl of blue jobs. I don't have stairs and do any roofing. And she doesn't ask me to do any iron and cooking. Or eat, or any of that. What are you saying, David? I just- I just read it's 40 million for grub and work. Wow! Ryan must be like, come on. They've doubled the money without having to do anything. They didn't even play him. Fuck yeah, now. This just feels worse. They signed him for less than 20, now they're getting more than 40. And I don't even see why Liverpool need him. We're speaking about the youth again, it's like, well, what position is he gonna play? He's not a defensive midfielder by any means. Even if he is, McChris.

Even if he is, like I pointed out in our chat, it's- There's one thing that is surplus in Liverpool's midfield right now. And one thing that is lacking, actually, what surplus is under 23 players? What's lacking is experience. Exactly, that's why I was so pleased to end up. Because it was exactly what Liverpool needed. There's a bit of experience. Now we're showing another 22-year-old, because it's not like we've- Well, I must tell you some homework. So, I'm afraid I will only say that. Okay. Okay, both of you, see you next week. Thanks very much for watching today. I'll let anyone listen, and I'll see you next Thursday. I'm having sex victory. Yeah, absolutely. Ta-da, James, ta-da, ta-da. Bye, Billy. 21-year-old midfielder isn't what Liverpool needed. No, it isn't.

Certainly not for 40-plus billion. I can't believe paying that much is- I just don't understand it. I mean, it just means Elliot and Jones got less chances. Yeah, you've got Elliot, Jones, Stobosh, Lai, Bychittis. All 23-and-under. Exactly. I just don't see the need for him. And even Max- And he's only, what, 25? Yeah, 25, I can't remember which. So, I mean, it's just- Oh, well. Hopefully, it'll turn out to be a great sign-in, and that he'll be able to ram it down my throat, say I was wrong. But, yeah, I'm just not convinced he's that good a player. Yeah, it is a win-win for me. Either he's shit for you, or he's good for Liverpool, and I can just- You can tell me I was wrong all the time. Yeah, if he's terrible, you get to laugh at me, because he's terrible. If he's great, you get to laugh at me, because he's wrong. You're right, it is a win-win for you, bastard. Yeah, either he's terrible, and that's- Either he's terrible for Liverpool, or I can just laugh at you.

Yeah, you'll just laugh at me anyway, let's be honest. It's jealousy, that's what it is. When you're a male- Yeah, I'm jealous of your youth. You're jealous of my youth and good looks, that's what it is. And my irresistible ability to be heard. You see, I'm so irresistible to be heard. Even had one nesting in the air conditioning, that's why it was broken. That's what it was, there's a beard nesting in it. Safe being stalked, even the feather time can't resist me. You don't get- Did you call them beards? Did you call them women beards? Yeah, I know. Yeah, sorry, I wasn't sure if it wasn't- I just thought I might have gone over your head. No, I use that term all the time. Ah, right, I'm just- Just sort of check, because you know when you suddenly think, I could absolutely be wasting my time saying this, because you might not get it. Because like most of the jokes I tell here, I'm the missus to just sit and look at me. I just say, what the fuck are you talking about? And I'm like, you know what that is, right?

No. Do you don't get it? Ah, and then you have to explain- Okay, come on, let's not try Chris. I'd like- Yeah, because we never do that. Yeah. Yes, just to end this with my question for you. Oh, God. No, the one. Gravenburger, I'm Rabat. At this point, who said that? Oh, yes, yes, you were gonna- I am- Who- No, there are a few questions, like, thank God. At this point, who's better? In three years' time, who is likely to be better? And who is a better transfer for either Manchester United or Liverpool? Right. Okay, start with the first one. Who's better now? I don't rate him Rabat at all.

Every time I'd watched him, he'd be absolutely awful. And then apparently, he was really good. He was terrible for the European team, and then he went away for the World Cup, and apparently, he was brilliant. So, obviously, I don't watch international football, so I couldn't watch the World Cup because it was pay-per-view, so I didn't watch it. And, like, everyone's raving about him, and he's still can't get in the European team. But he's on a strike. He's on a strike, and he's easy to play. Yeah, now he is, yeah. But, I mean, he's just, I've never actually seen him play well. So, I'd have to say, Gravenberg, who's average, would be better than not very good. So, Gravenberg, right now, would be a better player. And I'd expect him to improve and be better than Ramrabbat in the future. Though, I'd also expect Ramrabbat to improve, playing for Man United, and working under a better coach. Oh, shouldn't he have a good coach? Shouldn't he have a good coach, actually? You'd have a better coaching set up right now than they have overall, as in, like, the whole set of coaches. Because they don't just work with the head coach, obviously. There's a lot more to it these days, isn't there?

No, but, Italian is one of the more impressive young Italian coaches. I was just watching, you know what, I was watching French football lately. I had to hurt her at Monaco, seeing how he's getting on. Because attacking Minamino, looking good. Looking quite good at times. Yeah, anyway, sorry, digress then. And what was the other one? Who's going to like you to be the better sign-in? Whoa. See, that. I would have asked, who would you rather sign, but it's already been done, sir. Yeah, I'd rather have Gravenberg, because I just don't see that Liverpool need him. But he's. No, I don't really, like I said, I don't really rate him.

So, I've never seen him play well. But I think he might be, if he's playing a lot better now, playing like everyone said he was playing in the World Cup, but he plays like that for Man United, he'd be turning out to be a better sign-in. Because I just don't see what Liverpool needs Gravenberg for. So, whereas Man United clearly needs Amrabbat. So, he should work out to be the better sign-in on that respect. And he'd probably be a lot cheaper as well, won't he? If anybody thought he'd be in this. They were almost giving him away at one point for routine, yeah? Before the World Cup, they couldn't get anybody to take him. And then after the World Cup, suddenly he's hot property and they're able to charge a price. It's amazing how the world works sometimes, isn't it? It's like the clubs never learn. You never buy players that have an international tournament. You never. But they all do it. Yeah, it's like nobody learns.

No, it's just like they all. Or maybe they need to keep relearning it because it's four years ago and they forget. But yeah, Inter will find that out. When was the last time a player was signed mostly on the back of a tournament? Performing, when was it? I know Chikari to qualify that as being signed after the tournament, but that was already in the works before the World Cup in 2010. I can't remember any. Because I mean, people say things like a large tooth, but that was already done before the World Cup. Mesut Ozil. He had a good 2010 World Cup, more to win the World Cup. Yeah. He's really well. I think Real Madrid is a bit different, I think, because you're playing in Spanish League and every team rolls over on there and has their bellies tickled for Madrid and Barcelona. Come on, he works, but he was very good for Real, come on. Oh, he was brilliant for Real. Which is, you know, I like Ozil.

I'm one of the few people. I always start to stick up for him. But I'm just saying that you can't really compare that, you know, a player moving to Real Madrid or Barcelona, because it's a really difficult. In a position that he plays, he should get fantastic stuff, but he was special for now, I agree. I loved him. They looked. The fans still, they absolutely adore Ozil there. And apparently Ronaldo absolutely loved him. As a player, they weren't like best of mates, but really appreciated him. I think they all loved it, because he created so many chances for everyone. I mean, he was a master at this, wasn't he? He just would put the ball on a plate for it, made it so easy for them to score.

His movement, his work rate. People say he didn't do anything, but he's moving the defence around constantly. You know, he's finding little pockets of space, and then picking out beautiful little through balls. They're like, you know, it's not just. See, this is the thing people forget, is it's not just where you place a pass, it's how you play the pass as well. You know, it's what weighting you put on it. And also, he had the skill and ability to actually put it onto the stronger foot of the player he was aiming for. Whereas a lot of players, they just play it in the general direction. You know what I mean? If you're playing it to Salah, you know. Yeah, you definitely have balls there. Yeah, you want to be playing.

But most players will just play it in his general direction, and then let him sort it out. Whereas the best, you know, the best players, the Ozils and that, they will put it on his left foot every time so that he can do something with it. Straight away, without having to take control of the ball. You know, that's the difference. That's the Johan Cruyff level of passing. That's what he used to talk about. The right pass isn't just about hitting somebody in a space and putting it in the right. It's putting it onto the right foot as well. For the person, not obviously the right foot. I mean, the better foot of the person and stuff. And putting it with the right weight of pass as well. So that they don't need to take a touch to control it, because they can just hit it first time if they need to, or want to, you know? Things like that. It's that kind of skill. There's very few players that can do that. I know it was one of them.

Shame what happened to him, the way he was handed in England. He was a target for the media, an easy target. And the thing is, they used to ignore anything that didn't say he was the biggest piece of shit in the world. They talk about how much he was earning. And then forget to mention the fact that he gave more than 50% of his earnings away to charity. I mean, how could you complain about someone earning a lot of money when he's not actually getting that much money for himself? Seems wrong. Especially when they were the same people that would attack Ozil over how much he earned, and forgetting that he gave away over 50% for the same ones that were writing the articles gushing over matters. 1% is initiative. You know when one matter was given away? 1%, 1% of his earnings to a charity. You know, and signed up a load of other footballers. Remember that? It's a good thing. It's a good thing that he managed to sign a lot of people. Yeah, 51%. But that shouldn't be.

. News there shouldn't be. It's only 1%. At the end of the day, it's 1% of 200,000. Yeah, exactly. 1% of 100,000. 1% of 180,000 just. That's peanuts, basically. It's not as many they won't even notice. And now write it off as a tax write-off, anyway. But no, you know what I mean? So it's not like it'll even be missed, because it'll just come out of their tax allowance, anyway. So they'll just reduce the tax they pay. Whereas 50% and more than 50% he was given away, that will not come out.

. You know, you're not getting that much of a tax allowance on charity. So you don't have to do that. It wasn't like he was doing it because he was a Muslim, either, because they only have to give away. I forgot what they have to give away. But it's nothing like that amount of money. I forget how much they have to give away, a percentage every year, anyway, to charity. You know, if they're making more than a certain amount, they have to give away a percentage of it. It's nothing like 50%. Yeah, so it's not like he was doing it off his own back, out of the goodness of his heart. And he was being crucified for saying he didn't want to take pay cuts. Remember, during the pandemic, he was crucified for not wanting to take a pay cut because he said he couldn't give so much to charity then. It wasn't saying I'd lose money. He was saying the charities would lose money. So make up that.

He was saying take it off my arse. Yeah, but you know, I'm not giving up the money for the charities that I support. And he got criticized for it. Yeah, and this was, you know, Arsenal obviously enjoyed that because it gave them a chance to put him on, you know, make him look the bad guy when they were the ones sacking people. And he was the one that was offering to pay the wages of the people so they didn't sack him. Do you remember? Because he was sacking the gunasaurus, the guy who played gunasaurus. Do you remember that? And he offered to pay all his wages, he offered to pay his wages so he didn't. I just realized I had my mic turned off. And I also realized, I also realized it's tomorrow is transfer deadline day. Yeah. Yeah. Do you want to do a, we might, we might be with, is doing a special idea tomorrow or Saturday. Talk about it all. Let's see, let's see. Yeah, see if we've got time we might do. So we'll promise anything.

But if we get time, we might do just run through all the transfers over the fall. We might as well do the fall thing if we do it. Yeah, maybe we can bring some other people in and do it at some other time. Yeah. Yeah, if we can figure out how to use that stream lab, we can get people to actually call in then. I was talking about my heart and soul. Oh, yeah, if we do it at a different time. The heart's rubber. Yeah, yeah. The heart's rubber. Oh, yeah, we can do it at a time. Now I see what you're thinking about doing it. Okay, you go. Okay, now I think it's time to say goodbye. You go get some sleep. I'll go buy me some new pairs of underwear. Get yourself some nice lawns around here. For the day, yeah.

I hope nobody that knows me ever goes this deep into the podcast. Nobody listens this long, let's be honest. They all say they listen, but nobody ever picks up on these kind of moments. So I don't think they do. Anyway, so we'll see you next Thursday, only one list. Oh, no, somebody's still there. Well, he just tuned in now. Ah, see, nobody listens to this long. Nobody actually listens to two and a half hours of his chatting. It was a mistake. Someone is here by mistake. Yeah, it's my cousin. Cow. Cow, yeah. Yes, it's definitely not my cousin. I asked, he's Welsh, he doesn't like football. He's rugby, strange boy. Don't get it.

Somebody's going to like rugby though, aren't they, I suppose. Bless him. What show you in life still in that BBC thing? He's going to have to try and think of something quick. Sorry, I wasn't listening. I'm really going through the life, cat. Yeah, BBC playing the bells. I didn't know it was still going on, actually, while we were chatting. Because I was trying to edit it as well, keep up with the editing. It's difficult to keep, it's hard work when it's, you know. Okay, cow. Okay, cow, let us go with a quick question. Ask anything, ask anyone. Ask anyone. A big impromptu, ask everyone. That's the question. Well, this could take a while. You say quick, but if it is my cousin, he won't be quick.

Are you coming for quick? Okay, okay, here's the question, Mr. Edward. Are you coming for Christmas? No, it's fucking cold at that time of year. Not a chance. I'll get an extra chair. No, your mother wouldn't do that for me. Okay, okay. It might get me cancelled, but let's end this on a joke. You see me in the chair. What part of a vegetable can you not eat? I don't know. What part of a vegetable can you not eat? The chair? Oh, no, oh, no, no. Yeah, I think you've got this cancelled. Well, it was a nice run anyway.

Take care, everyone. Yeah, I can't say I blame you, cow. Yeah, you're doing yourself a favour anyway. Never listed again. Unless you only listen to this bit at the end each time, then in which case you may as well. This is the best bit. That's how bad it was. I even messed up the beginning this time. I had to start it twice because it's that bad because I didn't even have it separate to the right. That's how bad it was. Oh, shit. I'm out to start it. Over done. Shit. No, I don't want to say it. No, I don't want to say it.

Over done.

See you next Thursday, cow.

Yeah, see you next Thursday, sorry.

See you next Thursday, everyone.

Broke something.

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See you next Thursday.

Bye-bye.