10 Dec 2018 17:53:12
So its me bday tmw lads.
40 years young although i feel about 70.

All i want for a present is to smash napoli tmw

Currently in verona, italy

Promised the wife a meal out in a michelin star restaurant (even though its my bday)
Got it booked for 7 local time so back home by 8.30. got some hacker gold in the fridgematch starts at 8.45 i think local time
She has asked me why were eating so early as we usually go out for dinner at 8.30.

Any excuses, sorry i mean ideas what i can tell her?
Im going with “im feeling older already so want to get back to bed early”

Then ill make her notice that “oh i forgot all about the match being on tonight”
Until she sees it booked on sly.

{Ed001's Note - you could just say it is your bday prezzie to yourself?}

1.) 10 Dec 2018
10 Dec 2018 18:04:38
Itll never wash ed1
She’ll say i knew all along
Then ill b in the dog house and no special birthday present for me. you know the one every bloke gets once a year on his bday when youve been married 10 years.

{Ed001's Note - divorce?}

2.) 10 Dec 2018
10 Dec 2018 18:23:40
Yeah seems like the only option left

Can i include your name in the divorce papers?

Got a spare room at yours?

{Ed001's Note - I assumed that was the 10 year birthday prezzie you were mentioning?


And there is plenty of room here, just so long as you can clean up after yourself.}

3.) 10 Dec 2018
10 Dec 2018 18:27:33
Pretend to feel ill from the meal - quick acting dodgy carbonara.

4.) 10 Dec 2018
10 Dec 2018 18:33:02
I'd be demanding that special prezzie whilst watching the game. Especially if it's my birthday and I just splashed the cash at a Michelin star restaurant.

5.) 10 Dec 2018
10 Dec 2018 18:50:18
Yeah maybe get the prezzie at half time.
Im always trying to find something to do for 15 mins.
So that will be just 14 mins and 30 seconds of time to fill instead 👍 good shout.

6.) 10 Dec 2018
10 Dec 2018 18:55:48
Happy birthday lad 👍🏾.

7.) 10 Dec 2018
10 Dec 2018 19:37:28
Happy Birthday for tomorrow mate, hope you have a good one!

8.) 10 Dec 2018
10 Dec 2018 19:40:41
Ta lad.

9.) 10 Dec 2018
10 Dec 2018 20:04:59
Be honest with her mate, i assume the trip was part of your birthday celebration, so you should have carte blanche, especially after a slap up meal! Happy birthday for tomorrow, hope you get win and your birthday treat!

10.) 10 Dec 2018
10 Dec 2018 20:39:24
Or (and don't take this the wrong way) grow a pair and tell her it's your birthday I've sorted ye a decent scran now I'm watching the match, end of, done.

11.) 10 Dec 2018
10 Dec 2018 21:10:10
I wouldn't have expected anything less from u waro lad haha.

12.) 10 Dec 2018
10 Dec 2018 22:20:44
Happy birthday mate have a good one 👌🏻.