Liverpool Banter Archive December 25 2015

 

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25 Dec 2015 22:04:15
News coming out of the Anfield canteen that Daniel Sturridge has dislocated his shoulder eating his Xmas dinner. Sly spurts just broke the story aswell. Yellow banner on the bottom of the screen and everything. Apparently it's both shoulders!

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26 Dec 2015 12:13:05
Hes been warned before about doing keepy uppies with sprouts.


25 Dec 2015 19:46:03
Eds, Banter. Humor. And christmas time.

Premier League finishing team positions

1. Vardy and Mahrez FC

2. Ozist FC

3. We want Guardiola FC

4. Always in Arsenal's Shadow FC

5. Sack LVG FC

6. Pardew is the best FC

7. Ighalo FC

8. We beat them away FC

9. Klopp needs time FC

10. Lukaku FC

cheers guys.

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{Ed033's Note - Good bit of humour, EG. What's with you and the number 9? (9 years and counting)

25 Dec 2015 22:04:58
Been close to 9 years with the site. Very well remember those times. Torres first goal etc. Incredible 2008/09 season. His transfer. Caroll purchases. FSG take over.
Relationship of nearly a Decade.


26 Dec 2015 03:28:29
Don't forget our mate ken aguero. He got into all manner of strife.


26 Dec 2015 10:27:11
Never forget Ken, The only poster who predicted Lallana would turn out to be another Charlie Adam.


25 Dec 2015 20:04:13
¡ Feliz Natal!

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25 Dec 2015 18:58:42
Merry Christmas eds and reds and wish you all a fantastic new year.

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{Ed002's Note - Enjoy John.}

25 Dec 2015 17:43:09
Merry xmas to u all. it's been a while, looking for to tomorrows game.
#YNWA.

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25 Dec 2015 17:41:10
Merry Christmas
I hope you all have a good Xmas Night.

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25 Dec 2015 16:41:35
Infrequent poster but avid reader and would like to say a huge thanks to the eds and fans who make this site my daily addiction.

Merry Xmas all and am totally convinced we will see a new Lfc emerging very soon.

Keep the faith.

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25 Dec 2015 16:41:35
Infrequent poster but avid reader and would like to say a huge thanks to the eds and fans who make this site my daily addiction.

Merry Xmas all and am totally convinced we will see a new Lfc emerging very soon.

Keep the faith.

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25 Dec 2015 14:38:46
Will there be a Christmas party for the ed002 appreciation society?

Merry Christmas Eds and Reds. hope everyone has a blessed day.

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{Ed002's Note - Thanks TJ.}

25 Dec 2015 16:30:25
Ed 2 won't be there.

Apparently, he's leaning on a bar in the shippers mate dock bar, necking back treble whiskeys and ice, wearing a dodgy Christmas jumper, chords and brown loafers singing mistletoe and wine.

According to slimy Dave (the dodgy cock-eyed proprietor and a good mate), he's refusing to leave as he's got no physical means of exiting as his legs have failed to perform even the most fundamental physical action of 'walking'.

Christmas spirit on a different level, but rather selfish by not turning up to his own do.


25 Dec 2015 16:30:25
Ed 2 won't be there.

Apparently, he's leaning on a bar in the shippers mate dock bar, necking back treble whiskeys and ice, wearing a dodgy Christmas jumper, chords and brown loafers singing mistletoe and wine.

According to slimy Dave (the dodgy cock-eyed proprietor and a good mate), he's refusing to leave as he's got no physical means of exiting as his legs have failed to perform even the most fundamental physical action of 'walking'.

Christmas spirit on a different level, but rather selfish by not turning up to his own do.


25 Dec 2015 17:37:04
Tj you're late!

Make sure you get here before the speeches.

Merry Christmas one and all.


25 Dec 2015 14:33:02
Merry Christmas fans, readers, posters and especially the Eds. Thank you for all your hard work.

Rest up whilst you can, it's transfer window time soon!

RedNick.

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25 Dec 2015 12:59:06
Football life would simply not be complete without this site. Thank you to all, the good, the bad and the Harry but especially Eds 1 and 2, Merry Christmas.

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25 Dec 2015 13:07:21
Merry Christmas to you and your family mate. Stay safe and be blessed.
YNWA.


25 Dec 2015 13:35:56
Merry Christmas to all the eds and fellow reds. Hope Santa was good to all. I hope you enjoy your families as much as I do mine.
Cheers.


25 Dec 2015 11:14:51
Just wanted to wish all a merry Xmas not been posting so much of late but big thanks as always to Ed 01 and 02 for the time and depth they spent answering my questions when the transfer window was open. Nice post also Ed 02 on the players we might be looking at. Bet you can't wait for Jan be pulling your hair out again haha.

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{Ed002's Note - Thanks man - enjoy your day.}

25 Dec 2015 11:58:47
Merry Christmas to all and a big thank you to the eds for all the hard work you do all year. I wish you all a healthy and happy festive period and new year . YNWA.

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25 Dec 2015 11:54:06
Merry Christmas to all the Eds and everyone else out there in planet football. Have a goon one!

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25 Dec 2015 11:52:38
December will be magic again. 🎈🎈🎉.

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25 Dec 2015 15:54:06
Hit disagree by mistake.

Hope Dec is magic as you said.


26 Dec 2015 00:03:12
What about poor Ant.


25 Dec 2015 11:42:09
Merry Xmas to all the eds and reds. Let's have a better 2nd part of the season. Onwards and upwards.

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25 Dec 2015 11:39:58
Merry Christmas to all the eds and people on this site, have a great one.

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25 Dec 2015 11:10:14
To all the Eds and fellow Reds, I just want to throw in my very best wishes to each and every one of you This Xmas day.

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{Ed001's Note - thank you mate, Merry Crimbo to you too.}

25 Dec 2015 09:23:59
So the sky sports headline this morning is
Gerrard loss still felt
For a change they've actually got something right.

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25 Dec 2015 10:34:06
Not sure I see much difference between this season and the last in terms of quality. I don't see the loss of Gerrard has affected us much except that Can has had more chance in midfield. He was one of the greatest Liverpool players ever but last years Stevie G wouldn't add anything to the current team.


25 Dec 2015 11:12:59
If used properly he could still be giving us more than anyone currently offers us
I'm a big fan of Can and long term I think he'll prove to be world class but as it stands we haven't replaced Gerrard for the here and now.


{Ed001's Note - his legs had gone and he is a shadow of what he was, he simply cannot give us anything on the pitch any more. Let him be.}

25 Dec 2015 11:26:15
I agree Ed, but he's still better than anything we have because we got rid without replacing him properly
Your opinion is skewed because you dislike him.


{Ed001's Note - no it's not, my opinion is just not blinded by love of a over the hill former great. His legs went years ago and the problem we are having is that we need more energy, it would be moronic to expect a man who couldn't keep up in the hyperslow MLS to provide energy in midfield. People need to grow up and move on from this childish hero worship.}

25 Dec 2015 10:43:42
I think Klopp means when Gerrard was the player we all remember. He can't honestly mean the last year we had him because he was awful.


25 Dec 2015 12:20:37
Where performing the same as we were last season with Stevie.

He is an absolute legend but he wasn't the player he use to be anymore, as ed says let him be.

Klopp seems to be doing a lot of foot in mouth lately though. Just a pop at the current team saying were missing gerrard, having him back in training leading the group? What's that all about.

And then he is trying to get his excuses ready by claiming the winter break wrecks all are chances in major tornanents etc. What I dint get about any of that is 10 years ago for a 5/6 year period we had an English team in every semi and united, arsenal, liverpol and Chelsea in the finals. Yet we didn't have a winter break then?

Klopp needs to focus on this team and get to the words were Liverpool and were going to try to win every game, as simple as that. Whatever the result don't bang on about missing gwrrads or winter breaks. Sorry for the rant on Christmas day.

All the best eds!


25 Dec 2015 13:48:10
We have never recovered from the loss of Suarez or Hyypia.


25 Dec 2015 13:49:02
SG has nothing to offer us anymore and it's even debateable if he offered us anything last season so Chris, he's history and should stay there. As for
Klopp's comments Paulo, he's been saying that he doesn't support the lack of winter break in the PL since he got here so those aren't excuses, they are opinions which aren't news to those who have been paying attention. You may have a pro with what he's saying but that doesn't mean they are excuses. Since, Klopp got here, not once has he blamed anyone else for our being poor so your idea of him getting his excuses in already is quite dishonest, frankly.


25 Dec 2015 14:19:18
I don't think at any point I said we miss Gerrard from last season
I'm saying we're missing Gerrard, as in we haven't replaced him
What's wrong with you people?


25 Dec 2015 09:06:08
Merry Christmas one and all.

If you find yourselves tired of presents and turkey there is a nice extended interview with Jurgen on sky sports. He speaks only sense and came across once again wonderfully well.

It's going to a long road but I think we are all going to have a great journey with this guy.

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25 Dec 2015 08:39:40
Merry Christmas to all eds (shout out to 001 002 and 033) and all the posters. By far the best Liverpool site out there. You guys do a wonderful job at keeping it all up. Don't post ofthen these days but make sure i read it every day 🎇🎉🎊.

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{Ed001's Note - cheers Reet, enjoy your holidays mate.}

25 Dec 2015 11:10:34
Hear hear
Merry Christmas to all.


25 Dec 2015 12:17:03
Don't have any holidays mate had to go today also. Told you being absolutely cramped these days.


25 Dec 2015 08:31:45
Happy Christmas to the eds and fellow reds hope you all have a great one.

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25 Dec 2015 04:23:55
Merry Christmas to Eds and Reds!

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{Ed001's Note - Merry Christmas mate and everyone else.}

 
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