29 Mar 2017 08:50:01
Hey Red's and Ed's. I'm back after a fairly lengthy sabbatical (formerly I was Brenda's_dentist) . I just want to say that Emre Can will come good and can we abuse Harry some more please. only joking about Harry! Ed's 001 I know you've missed me and I'm truly sorry I sent the flowers back you sent me but I was in an abusive relationship and if my boyfriend had found out another guy was sending me flowers he would have rearranged your face and made my life a living hell. He just gave my mobile phone back to me after a year because I didn't cook his macaroni cheese to his liking! Anyway life goes on without Adam Lallana. As some French guy once said '10 games to greatness'.

{Ed001's Note - have you been drinking heavily by any chance?}

1.) 29 Mar 2017
29 Mar 2017 09:16:41
Welcome back brenda.

{Ed001's Note - don't welcome them back, they might stay this time!}

2.) 29 Mar 2017
29 Mar 2017 09:22:27
I drink to forget the times we shared together 001. Unfortunately there's not enough alcohol in the world to drown my woes.

{Ed001's Note - trust me I know that, which is why I gave up drink....}

3.) 29 Mar 2017
29 Mar 2017 09:39:59
Thanks Ron. I implore you not to take head of Eds'001's bunkum he has repressed feelings for me that he knows will never come to fruition. Unrequited love is a slippery slope 😜.

{Ed001's Note - something like that....}

4.) 29 Mar 2017
29 Mar 2017 16:24:35
This banter made my day!

{Ed001's Note - easily pleased then pankaj? Brenda will like that, it is just her type as she is easy....}

5.) 29 Mar 2017
29 Mar 2017 19:32:08
Though doth protest too much Ed!

{Ed001's Note - you can never protest too much zimbo! Treat her mean, keep her keen an all that mate.}