08 May 2015 13:26:56
Ed have we had any interest in the Dutch striker, Schute De Bol ? Natural goal scorer it seems.

{Ed002's Note - Liverpool enquired but could not match the asking price. Cowdenbeath and Ards remain in the hunt for him.}

1.) 08 May 2015
08 May 2015 13:54:48
Ed, is there any interest in Schute De Bol's distant cousin, Scor Da Gol?

2.) 08 May 2015
08 May 2015 14:29:23
I believe we have entered preliminary talks with a Turkish side over another striker, Baccha Dannet? Can you confirm ED?

3.) 08 May 2015
08 May 2015 14:35:12
You do know that Ed's surname is De Dam Bol, don't you?

4.) 08 May 2015
08 May 2015 14:41:50
I like his younger brother, I think he's a goalkeeper who goes by the name of Save De Bol. He also as a nephew, who plays in midfield called Pas De Bol. Definately two to look out for.

5.) 08 May 2015
08 May 2015 14:49:35
Their dad is a proud man, Ouch de Bol.

6.) 08 May 2015
08 May 2015 14:58:52
cant believe i searched google too see if it was a real person. its been a long morning.

7.) 08 May 2015
08 May 2015 15:04:22
Ah ha. So this is what banter looks like!

8.) 08 May 2015
08 May 2015 15:09:06
Yeah you've killed it now

9.) 08 May 2015
08 May 2015 16:16:09
Ouch de bol had n illegitimate child with Beeg Bol. The child goes by the name of beeger dan bol. Hear dat he is lighyyears ahead of messi

10.) 08 May 2015
08 May 2015 17:51:50
Sorry lads,,, I'm staying put