03 Jun 2015 17:33:28
Hey Eds. I'm guessing our transfer budget will be a modest one this summer but there are one or two freebies available that would add quality in strength and depth.
Firstly Milner, who seems to be already on the verge of joining.
Micah Richards, who in my opinion has the strength, youth and experience to fill that right sided defensive role.
Yehven Konoplyanka, who we almost signed not so long ago, again, experienced and undoubtedly talented.
If we brought these three in we could use all the money available for a proven striker and a new keeper.
Do you see any of this happening or do you expect a dissapointing transfer window this summer.
Your thoughts would be appreciated.
Cheers.
Dodge.

{Ed001's Note - if we brought in Micah 'last on first off the training ground attitude on legs though I am actually not half the player I think I am' Richards, then it would be an extremely disappointing transfer window! Luckily we would not pay the wages the greedy get asks for anyway.}

1.) 03 Jun 2015
03 Jun 2015 18:01:49
Ok, so you're not a MR fan I guess. What about the other names?

{Ed001's Note - they would not improve the team much but I expect Ings and Milner to sign, not Konoplyanka though.}

2.) 03 Jun 2015
03 Jun 2015 19:26:34
Classis reply ed, absolutely classic ! Love it

3.) 03 Jun 2015
03 Jun 2015 21:21:24
So that's what his middle name is,

{Ed007's Note - Well it's better than Ivanhoe!}

4.) 04 Jun 2015
04 Jun 2015 06:13:16
Whoa! who's Ed007? I've only heard of 1 and 2 until now. I need to sit down.

{Ed001's Note - Ed007 is a secret.}

5.) 04 Jun 2015
04 Jun 2015 07:35:54
Does he/she wear a tuxedo and drive a car with loads of gadgets and sleep with beautiful if slightly evil people all the time?

{Ed001's Note - no his missus is a secret agent too though, she hides behind a brunette wig at all times, only a very few have seen her unmasked as the blonde she really is.}

6.) 04 Jun 2015
04 Jun 2015 09:23:48
Haha, I'm guessing there are also Ed003-006 hiding around here somewhere too?
Maybe I should expand into other rumour pages besides the Liverpool one to investigate