Liverpool Rumours Archive July 01 2021

 

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01 Jul 2021 16:25:49
Hi Ed's, can we have a transfer round up? Few names being bounced around now and i can't lie i'm getting excited;
Malen
Otavio
Baumgartner
Isak
Coman
Neuhaus

Also, any news on outgoings?

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{Ed002's Note - I have explained about these players if you search.}

02 Jul 2021 00:34:11
I'm tagging in Ed002. If it's blow by blow he wants and as long as accuracy is not his thing, I'm the man for the job.

Malen (rw/ cf/ lw/ could possibly do a job as AM if your stuck) Klopp is definitely chasing him but Malen is very very fast.

Otavio (am and possibly other positions. I wouldn't put him in goal. he is quite small) Klopp rang Pórtó and said "I want Otavio" . Porto said "not for sale" . Klopp says "i got a grujic" Porto say "deal by 12 pm or we ll explode the release clause" 12pm passed and nothing. Release clause exploded. Non runner now.

Baumgartner (plays all the ballack positions as he is the next ballack) klopp tapped him up in a restaurant in Vienna. The sat back to back at separate tables so as not to arouse the suspicions of the authorities. A quite brilliant plan. Klopp said "try the beef". Baumgartner said "I prefer fish". Klopp got up and left. No further interest.

Isak (ST) he is faster than Malen. Klopp has no interest in chasing him.

Coman (lw) too expensive. Even Coman thinks Coman is too expensive.

Neuhaus (cm for borussia modg. Madgin. Madgen. Oh forget it. A German team) complete misunderstanding. Klopp was looking for a new house. Not a Neuhaus.

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{Ed0666's Note - literally the funniest post for years! If the poundland hamper wasn’t gone it would be winging its way to you! Hilarious posts like this are always appreciated!!

02 Jul 2021 00:56:48
Davey Sulls, with Klopp looking for a new house you have just started Klopp for the German job rumours!

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02 Jul 2021 01:59:56
Very good Davey fair play.

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02 Jul 2021 04:18:46
Encore Davey
Can we have a weekly roundup?

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02 Jul 2021 06:42:31
We need a weekly dose of this Davey. PLEASE.

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02 Jul 2021 06:43:37
The Baumgartner one had me in stitches.

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02 Jul 2021 07:57:05
top post.

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02 Jul 2021 08:37:45
How about a new feature-l - The Daily Davey?!

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02 Jul 2021 10:12:00
Is Otavio not an X-Men character no.?

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02 Jul 2021 11:12:56
Haha I love it. 🤣🤣
Can we not send Davey a spare set of Ed025’s dentures as a well-deserved consolation or something?

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{Ed025's Note - i need them all juicer, i have only got one real tooth left mate..thats why they call me juanita.. :)

 
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