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24 Apr 2019 07:29:01
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24 Apr 2019 07:29:01
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Also more posts are being added to the Liverpool Discussion Posts and the More Liverpool Posts pages.

24 Apr 2019 07:29:01
With our site (no Ed002). More posts will be going up on that Liverpool FC Banter site from now on.

Review Of The Day 24th April 2019

24 Apr 2019 07:29:01
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Review Of The Day 24th April 2019

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24 Apr 2019 01:15:31
Greetings ED's!
Have Liverpool looked at Houssem Aouar? Thank you!

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{Ed002's Note - About 3 years ago.}

23 Apr 2019 21:50:54
If man utd win or draw tomorrow night i will obviously be happy as it leaves the door open for us.

If man utd get beat tomorrow i will also be happy? WHY because it could be the end of there top 4 hopes for this season, so no champions league next season will hit them hard financially and also will ruin there transfer plans for next season as top players want champions league not Europa Football, it will also mean them playing more games next season if they go far in Europa and the embarrassment for the fans in having to play of a Thursday Night/ Monday Night (Prem) . I honestly think another 4-0 is on the cards maybe more! he has made de gea captain so he thinks he may stay next season! player power has returned, to our detriment!

I see in the papers that OGS wants to give Youth A chance next season, he thinks he is going to emulate the Busby Babes, Fergusons class of 92 (beckham, giggs, nevilles etc), he already looks like Ronald Mcdonald and talks/ acts like him?

I see he is from Norway, no (r) way will he get a result tomorrow?

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23 Apr 2019 22:17:17
Hi ed
Could you explain more about the klopp cheating and lying apart from the grujic example if you get a chance and also how this affects the club in the future and if other managers/ clubs do similar

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{Ed002's Note - You just want to drag it out more then - we will start with van Dijk. Tell us how cool it is what he did. It will get uglier and uglier of course.}

23 Apr 2019 22:32:10
I'll start. He took vvd for dinner in a restaurant in blackpool. Thus the tapping up saga. :D.

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{Ed002's Note - It is illegal, it cost Liverpool between £15M and £20M - entirely unacceptable. The fans love it that he went on strike - hardly the model professional of course.}

23 Apr 2019 22:35:51
Why so keen to rehash a topic that has been done to death and only ends in vitriol toward Ed2?

Klopp lied to Grujic about playing time and lied to get him a work permit. Klopp also tapped up Virgil and has done a number of other things that can be considered unethical for want of a better word.

Don't get me wrong, I love the guy and how he has turned us into title challengers but ignoring the above is just naivety.

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23 Apr 2019 22:36:14
Ah, but alls well that ends well :D.

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23 Apr 2019 22:54:03
Too true Benny. For some, if he wins us the league the ends will justify the means and all will be forgotten.

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24 Apr 2019 01:45:20
I also remember 2 more incident during kloop time one involved keita and other involved the 15 or 16 year boy from stock city academy for which we face 1 year ban to sign youth player. So their are clearly known example but because he is our manager and we are continuously improving under him it is hard for us to see the flaws in him.

Anyway thanks ed02 for providing us a different perspective.

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23 Apr 2019 21:03:57
There seems to be a fair bit of vitriol aimed towards Ed02 tonight, whilst what has been suggested about Klopp may not make for pretty reading, I feel it is something that has been highlighted numerous times over the course of his tenure. I feel a little aggrieved at some of the ridiculous posts aimed towards Ed on the basis it does not fit with personal agenda’s. I am not attacking anyone, however, it seems a little silly to be grasping at every shared word regarding incomings as gospel, yet anything other than what would be deemed as positive is labelled as “Bias towards LFC etc. It smacks of selective reading, simply if you are unable to take the rough with the smooth, then perhaps an open and honest forum is not the best setting for you.

I apologise if this comes across as rude, however, I feel a little respect for and appreciation for what the Ed’s give to site and its users is much needed.

Ed’s, keep up the fantastic work and the honesty of your posts/ responses

Have a great evening all.

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{Ed002's Note - Thanks, you can munch on my monster anytime. I would have to charge you of course.}

23 Apr 2019 21:16:21
Ed002 would your monster be pickled or flaming hot pickled would probably be less painful.

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{Ed002's Note - £825 an you can come and find out.}

23 Apr 2019 21:20:52
Ed, you are too sweet. Perhaps payment in Gin?!

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{Ed002's Note - I am stuck in an airport hotel awaiting and early flight working my way through the gin right now.}

23 Apr 2019 21:22:00
If it's pickled I'm there Ed.

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23 Apr 2019 21:24:02
I have £4.18 on me what does that get me!

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{Ed002's Note - I think one stop on the tube in London.}

23 Apr 2019 22:02:43
Without the input of all the Eds we would not have a great website, you have to remember they are only human beings like us. So will have good days and bad days and family/ health issues like all of us mere mortals have, they are not saints which reminds me belated "Happy St Georges Day" to all Eds and Posters.

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23 Apr 2019 22:05:08
I don't think I have been vitriolic towards ed2 in the related posts below. just stating that so it is clear about what I say isn't intended to justify the position.

My thoughts are that the info on the related topic are basically only provided by ed2, which is golden. It means that we don't have all the info and therefore most of the time are responding with hearts over head.

However ed2's thoughts are shared with ed2's opinion laced through it. We all love how direct ed2 is, but, rightly or wrongly that can cut through the heart of some posters here. And in a season where everything has been so warm and bubbly, to me it isn't a surprise to see that ed2's comments about Klopp have riled some people!

So morale of the story, we are all human and emotional in our own way. let's move on and turn into Manchester United fans for 90-odd minutes.!

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23 Apr 2019 21:56:19
Ed002 is drunk; which means I am not leaving the site tonight. It’s sad, but I live for these nights.

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23 Apr 2019 20:55:05
Ed002 don't worry about these same morons that pop out of the woodwork whenever you tell the truth that some don't want to hear. Your appreciated by 99.9% of us. Thanks.

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{Ed002's Note - Don’t worry Mark - everything is fab and groovy.}

23 Apr 2019 22:14:25
aussieMARK, i don't always agree with the eds, but i do "RESPECT" all of them. Ed025 is my Favourite and he is an Evertonian i get better replies off him than i do from.

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23 Apr 2019 22:33:31
from my mother when i ask if i was an accident.

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23 Apr 2019 20:37:47
Ed 02- why do you detest lfc so
Much? You shouldn’t be working on here if you are so biased against certain teams.

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{Ed002's Note - Where have I shown any bias at all? I have told you the truth - either you are happy to have a coach who lies and cheats - or you simply don’t understand. I certainly don’t detest Liverpool or Klopp - it is the TRUTH.}

23 Apr 2019 20:54:22
Kfgace, mate, give it a rest. If you can't see that the information Ed02 offers is without bias then you have some learning to do. Ask a question and you get a response as best as the Eds can offer. If you visit any of the other pages on this site you'll soon see that there is zero bias involved.

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23 Apr 2019 20:54:55
1) Ed002 gives his INFORMED opinion on lots of football matters and he always comes across as impartial to me.
2) I don’t think ed002’s contribution is classed as “work”. Although it must take him a lot of valuable time, I believe he does it voluntarily. If he is paid, he is probably underpaid for the time and expertise.

He doesn’t hate LFC, I don’t think he really cares that much about football clubs per se. My opinion is indifferent to LFC it’s just that it is a huge contrast to the fans who love LFC.

My opinion ed002, I hope I don’t speak out of turn 🤝.

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{Ed001's Note - he does not get paid a penny.}

23 Apr 2019 20:56:02
Probably won’t get posted but I have always noticed quite snide remarks from Ed02 at any opportunity. Ever since the very start of Klopp coming to Liverpool. Yeah he’s not perfect and makes mistakes, as do the club, but no club or manager is whiter than white!

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{Ed002's Note - I have never heard the truth described as “snide”. Perhaps some basic English lessons are in order.}

23 Apr 2019 20:58:14
I'm more than happy to have Klopp as Liverpool manager. No mater what he does. Imagine if we had Sari ball haha what a mare.

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{Ed002's Note - I assume you were banged repeatedly on the head as a child to come up with something so stupid. Chelsea again; oh dear.]

23 Apr 2019 21:06:39
Ed002 gets paid in mint juleps and moscow mules

Harry cleans his house once a week, but ed002 doesn't know about this. its a stalkers secret.

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23 Apr 2019 21:07:11
He’s a closet Liverpool fan.

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{Ed002's Note - An interesting fact - I don’t own a closet - nor is there a closet in my house.}

23 Apr 2019 21:08:18
Ed002 has zero bias. He’s always frank and honest in his opinions, he gives useful info and gives good banter. Plus the music in the sharkopod is always brilliant. Much respect Ed002, keep up the good work. I am also right in thinking Ed also donated some kit to the charity game? To the OP, you need to show him some respect and courtesy.

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23 Apr 2019 21:13:09
Just had a look at the latest on the rumours page.

Honestly 😔🙄

Why do we have to make our players and managers out to be saints? They are not saints, they are human. They will err just as much as the next man/ woman.
Enjoy their undoubted talent, as I do and revel in it but let’s not pretend they’re something they’re not.

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23 Apr 2019 21:23:12
I’ll get right on that Ed02 - will book a tutor tomorrow.
But if you, or any of your devoted lapdogs on here could show some examples of you painting Liverpool in a positive light, it would actually clear up any ‘bias’ or otherwise.
There is surely plenty of positives about Liverpool is there not?

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{Ed002's Note - There is no bias at all - if you could read the posts and not be abusive about me and the other posters, perhaps you could find out.}

23 Apr 2019 21:27:29
Christ, only just got on here and ED002 getting grief off posters over Marko Grujic! never saw that coming.
Ed002 does not single out Liverpool for criticism, he gives his honest opinion on what he knows to be the truth. Ed002 has also condemned some Chelsea supporters over their abuse and others, so it is plain wrong to accuse him of hating Liverpool.
If he hates Liverpool so much, then why does he go to the trouble of preparing valuable info that we ask for, the most recent being the potential transfer targets of Liverpool which he wrote only last week.
The majority of us love his one liners and put downs, and if Klopp has done wrong then surely the Liverpool site is where it should be mentioned.

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23 Apr 2019 23:11:59
Lantern, if you read the site at all, you would see plenty of comments from Ed002 that are very complimentary of LFC. All he does is report what he knows good and bad.

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24 Apr 2019 00:18:06
FAO Lantern Jaws:

There have been several occasions recently when ed002 has praised Liverpool’s improvement off the pitch and also their achievements on the pitch.
I’m not going to quote him or search for the posts because I shouldn’t have to.

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23 Apr 2019 20:34:56
Given the recent links to Felix from Benfica, what are your thoughts on how Thursday’s youth match final will go?

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{Ed002's Note - I would not hold your breath over Felix joining Liverpool to sit on the bench.}

23 Apr 2019 22:11:03
I was hoping you’d pick up on my subtle rumour quashing, you are usually so switched on!

Very excited for Thursday playing in the youth final, a lot of promising players!

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23 Apr 2019 19:02:34
Ed 002 does not, and never has, known anything about Liverpool Football Club.

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{Ed002's Note - Truly amazing the levels of embarrassment this is now getting to.}

23 Apr 2019 19:09:53
Ed can you just ban these few idiots please from posting on the site? It’s a small minority again that is throwing up trash mate.

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{Ed002's Note - Don't worry about it - there seems to be an effort to make the fans a laughing stock again. They sould not really ask about things that lead to the truth being shared. I am sure they will all stop soon.}

23 Apr 2019 19:13:30
Why did you even bother letting that nonsense through ed?

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{Ed002's Note - Everyone wants their say.}

23 Apr 2019 19:13:39
Football knowledge second to none on this site, regardless of football team. Keep up the good work Ed002.

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{Ed002's Note - Post of the day.}

23 Apr 2019 19:18:40
You upsetting the knuckle draggers again Ed002.

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23 Apr 2019 19:35:53
I just don’t get it. This site is the best there is, simple really. So why do a few choose to post such crap is beyond me, don’t let them get to you Ed002. Keep up the good work please.

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23 Apr 2019 20:05:26
It beggars belief sometimes, ed002 gives up his time between being a rodeo clown for this site, if you don’t agree with them fine. You simply can join another site.

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23 Apr 2019 20:08:34
@ properscouser. My instinct tells me that you are about as far from a proper scouser as it gets. If you feel that Ed knows nothing of liverpool football club then may I simply ask, what are you doing here? Im sure there are plenty of people on twitter 'in the know' that are looking for followers.
I for one very much appreciate the insight all of the Ed's offer, free of charge.

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23 Apr 2019 20:19:07
Jesus, the amount of knowledge the Ed’s bring on this site make it what it is, if I see anything I come here to check it’s true.

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23 Apr 2019 20:39:53
Thanks for all your insight Ed02 even if it's not particularly palatable for fans who love what Klopp and team are doing on the pitch. Seems like off it there's a lot of ethical work to be done.

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{Ed002's Note - I think that is absolutely correct.}

23 Apr 2019 20:41:26
Properscouser never been seen before tonite, I preferred it that way please go and crawl back under your rock.

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23 Apr 2019 20:45:10
That is very embarrassing.
Please don’t let it deter you from your brilliant contributions ed002 🤞.

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{Ed002's Note - It is not a problem Ron. There are far worse out there.}

23 Apr 2019 21:08:13
Thanks for all the Ed's contributions and work!

Sorry for having to deal with the idiots.

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{Ed002's Note - You are very sweet. Do you have a sister?}

23 Apr 2019 21:23:27
You have probably never seen him as he probably posts as a difficult username normally but doesn't have the cajones to post under his normal user name so more than likely a quickly made up account so he can have a sly dig at the Ed's because he didn't appreciate the email criticism of klopp mind you his Ip address should come up so if he does post as someone else it should be quite easy to see.

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{Ed002's Note - He left his webcam on, does live in Liverpool and the boys are on their way round.}

23 Apr 2019 22:34:42
Jesus, sometimes I think you should just tell everyone that Klopp is Jesus reborn and a cut if all LFC player sales goes towards building toilets in Africa. Some people will never be happy.

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{Ed002's Note - I have a great story about his wrecking the career of a player he wanted to recruit and promised to pray with.}

24 Apr 2019 05:32:36
Is Propperscouser the day kid from Bolton in disguise?

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23 Apr 2019 17:37:21
James Milner: “Someone who hasn’t been spoken about much this season is Simon Mignolet. It’s incredible how he is around the training ground, he has the best attitude I’ve ever seen in my life. ”

Well said. Credit to Simon Mignolet, a true professional.

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23 Apr 2019 18:54:54
A post so good, you posted it twice.

Thanks eds ;)

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23 Apr 2019 19:14:38
Always looks invested in the team when he’s on the bench, celebrates every goal.

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23 Apr 2019 19:29:34
Klopp always speaks highly of Migs and now we see why. Hopefully if we win the PL, he gets a medal (I know the 5 game rule and all that) cos he has been a good influence in the DR.

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23 Apr 2019 20:46:11
I wish I was in his shoes (boots) .

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24 Apr 2019 01:58:21
I have seen meunier interview during world cup where he said that mignolet is the most hard working player in the Belgium squad. The man might not be the best but one thing no one can take away from him is he is a wonderful fella and very hard working player. I don't mind if he agree to stay LFC as a second choice.

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