23 Aug 2021 14:37:58
My daughters wedding is this Saturday. Ill see you there PS.

I know its bad planning but any suggestions on how to sneak away for the Chelsea game?

1.) 23 Aug 2021
23 Aug 2021 14:57:28
Say you have a bad stomach. Blame it on anything egg-related in the buffet.

2.) 23 Aug 2021
23 Aug 2021 15:22:31
Tell them "I'm going at 5:30 and I'll be back at 8".

{Ed025's Note - how about be a man and just say "im going to watch the game at 5-30 and if you dont like it tough titty", truth is always the best policy and its been my mantra all my life.. :)

3.) 23 Aug 2021
23 Aug 2021 15:30:21
Create a scene at 5pm to get yourself thrown out, then go back at 8pm with petrol station flowers and an a half hearted apology.

4.) 23 Aug 2021
23 Aug 2021 15:44:45
Wow your daughter’s wedding and your ducking out to see the footie. That’s deep.

5.) 23 Aug 2021
23 Aug 2021 16:27:01
Easy way out, tell the no doubt gorgeous bride that she looks fat, follow that up by making a forceful pass at the groom whilst screaming at his mother "I FAKED EVERY ORGASM", front up to the officiating professional and inform to him "Say one word princess and I'll report you to the council ", knock back a cheeky pint then use it as a receptacle for voiding the bladder, pour this on the wedding cake, announce that that's what the guests deserve and its your party and you'll do what you want, skip joyfully out of the venue singing Breakin the law by Judas Priest or Firestarter by the Prodigy, and return later in the evening claiming it was all just a misunderstanding voila! Let us all know how it goes. And congrats to the happy couple.

{Ed0666's Note - brilliant 😂

6.) 23 Aug 2021
23 Aug 2021 17:22:22
Sounds like you've had experience vermi.

7.) 23 Aug 2021
23 Aug 2021 17:40:37
When my daughter got married she checked that there was no game on that day first.
She wasn't taking any chances!

8.) 23 Aug 2021
23 Aug 2021 18:01:10
School boy error mate. Should have picked an international break.

9.) 23 Aug 2021
23 Aug 2021 19:10:53
Family before football!

{Ed0666's Note - that’s subjective and dependent on ones family

10.) 23 Aug 2021
23 Aug 2021 19:58:34
I waited until the season was over. Schoolboy error marrying in the season.

11.) 23 Aug 2021
23 Aug 2021 19:40:59
My brother-in-law got married in Bridge Inn in Port Sunlight on the day Liverpool were in a FA Cup Final. It was pure chaos as guests and staff were constantly nipping out to see the latest state of play!

12.) 23 Aug 2021
23 Aug 2021 19:41:42
Bang a tablet about 4 o'clock you'll be talking broken biscuits by 5 and frankly they'll be glad to see the back of you.

13.) 23 Aug 2021
23 Aug 2021 18:33:17
I knew you lot would save the day. All i ask is that Liverpool rumours, the BBC, LFC and all ther media sites don't report on the game and ill watch it sunday.

Problem solved. Cheers boys.

ps ed25, i won't be 'manning up' anytime soon. How do you think i've stayed married for 30yrs.

{Ed025's Note - i have done a 43 year stretch wiltshire myself, my bird knows her place...but dont tell her i said that mate.. :)

14.) 23 Aug 2021
23 Aug 2021 19:21:24
Thats what I meant Ed025. Tell them out straight. As long as there's no speeches etc to be made he won't even be missed.

{Ed025's Note - dead right OMM, us neanderthal,s are a dying breed mate.. :)

15.) 23 Aug 2021
23 Aug 2021 20:32:10
Ed025 my daughter has said to me in the past if Liverpool was on and it was my wedding you would be watching the football and my reply was getting married in July then.

{Ed025's Note - your a man after my own heart grino, treat them mean it keeps them keen, i believe a man likes a woman to be a woman and a woman likes a man to be a man mate...old school you see.. :)