25 May 2021 22:38:57
Got this message sent through and laughed so hard that I had to share it!

All true facts:

1. In the 1400s a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb.

Hence we have 'the rule of thumb. '

2. Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only.

Ladies Forbidden'. and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

3. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades - King David,

Hearts - Charlemagne,

Clubs -Alexander the Great,

Diamonds - Julius Caesar

4. In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase. 'goodnight, sleep tight. '

5. It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink.

Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

6. Since 1962, Spurs fans have said they are going to win the league at the start of every football season, hence the phrase 'deluded tw*t'.

The End. 😂😂.

1.) 26 May 2021
25 May 2021 23:32:10
brilliant zed.

2.) 26 May 2021
25 May 2021 23:57:50
Class Zed.

3.) 26 May 2021
26 May 2021 07:14:36
That’s class zed 😂😂.

4.) 26 May 2021
26 May 2021 07:39:49
Brilliant!

5.) 26 May 2021
26 May 2021 07:51:15
Best pist of the year. ace.

6.) 26 May 2021
26 May 2021 08:15:13
All true apart from "mead" is more of a wine lol!

7.) 26 May 2021
26 May 2021 08:35:23
Love it! . Post got me well invested and the end smashed it.

8.) 26 May 2021
26 May 2021 08:37:24
And Julius Caesar technically wasn’t a king, more of a dictator lol.
But excellent, most enjoyable 😎.