22 Dec 2015 16:19:41
Man I can't wait for the summary from ED002 on our transfer targets

Can you add the comments like Unlikely, possible, most likely as you did with the chelsea one.
That thing was gold and an awesome read.

Now for a not so awesome read but I'm going for it anyway.
Davey's stab:

Grujic. He wept like a baby when Klopp made the call. He had his heart set on Inter but came round to the idea of Liverpool when klopp slapped him right in the face over the phone. In that one move that defied physics, Grujic realised Liverpool was the place for him.

Matip: Scouts were sent to look at the mesmerizing Sane, and we've somehow ended up with a deal for Matip. This is a howler to exceed that of the Carl Cort/Jason Euell fiasco. Klopp will make it work though and will convert Matip to a silky winger he always wanted.

Embolo: Young, Powerful, Athletic but very very very raw. Not ready but has the price tag that says he is ready, willing and able to be the next luis suarez.

Andraz Sporar: I like the youtube clips. If klopp likes youtube then he'll like the youtube clips too I'm sure. My worries about his ability to adapt to the physicality of the premier league were laid to rest when after a stunning volley he whipped his shirt off exposing his bulging muscles. Yeah, he's ready. Real Ready. And Cheap.

Milik: Lewandowski is Polish. Milik is Polish. Klopp has signed Polish players before.

El Ghazi: Scouts are watching him. Analyzing. Even outside footballing hours. Every time he files another restraining order, we send another scout.

Sane: We've realised the Matip mixup and are quite embarrassed. We don't want to own up to the mix up so we are planning to turn this thing into double deal. Due to the mix up and the fact that double deals are awesome. They have a buddy on the first day.

Volland: Firmino said he's not playing well until Volland is bought.

Lucas Moura: Klopp saw a Brazil Friendly game once a thought "I wonder how many of them I could have in a single club side"

Begovic: He's Bosnian. Buvac is Bosnian. Klopp is German but that doesn't matter all that much in this case. We need a keeper and he's not too bad like klopp would say.

Timo Horn: He's young. he's German. We're interested.

Leno: He's young. He's German. oh I said that already. We need a keeper dammit!

Mustafi: Ed001 said he liked him. If he likes him, why would Klopp not.

Hoffman: Got sent off 2 mintues into his debut. He's got fire in the belly. We got to get this leg breaker in before Pulis snaps him up.

The entire dortmund squad including anyone that was ever affiliated with the club during klopp's reign. This includes anyone that Klopp said hello to when he was there. If you have ever worn black and yellow. We're interested. Reus. Interested. Subotic. Intersted. Deeney. very interested.

1.) 22 Dec 2015
22 Dec 2015 17:20:08
Nice one Davey, got a chuckle outta that.
Proper bants!

2.) 22 Dec 2015
22 Dec 2015 18:04:23
Very funny. Enjoyed that.

3.) 22 Dec 2015
22 Dec 2015 18:06:14
Funny, well done.

4.) 22 Dec 2015
22 Dec 2015 18:12:15
That was hilarious Davey.
He's young, he's German. We are interested. LOL.

5.) 22 Dec 2015
22 Dec 2015 20:36:28
Priceless Davey.

6.) 22 Dec 2015
22 Dec 2015 22:46:47
This is brilliant!

7.) 22 Dec 2015
22 Dec 2015 23:00:50
Brilliant! Much approved!

8.) 23 Dec 2015
22 Dec 2015 23:53:38
Awesome one, Davey.

9.) 23 Dec 2015
23 Dec 2015 04:36:21
Man that really made me El O El. Good one mate " Milik: Lewandowski is Polish. Milik is Polish. Klopp has signed Polish players before. " hahaha.

10.) 23 Dec 2015
23 Dec 2015 08:23:21
Haha, awesome!