16 Jul 2014 21:55:06
So this Taxi Driver I was talking to this morning told me he seen Ian Ayre in his Nissan Micra on Edge Lane pulling out of McDonalds Drive thru. He had 2 Strawberry Milkshakes and a cheese burger on the Dash. Might be a coincidence but that's 'exactly' what Swansea are asking for Wilfred Bony. Pretty sure it's a done deal fellow reds, I tipped him £2.

Sorry eds, sometimes I miss the old crazy banter posts lol

1.) 16 Jul 2014
Some of the old ones were great and well thought out I think my favourite was the my mate cleans the windows at anfield and seen a aguerro screen saver on the managers pc or the babel copter another great one there's been way to many over the years shame we don't get many of the fanrastic dodgy rumours no more

2.) 17 Jul 2014
16 Jul 2014 23:46:53
The best one I heard was about a security guard goldfish who assured his owner that Aguero would sign.

3.) 17 Jul 2014
17 Jul 2014 09:31:34
Unlikely rumour as Bony is lactose intolerant and wouldn't go for cheese on his burger.

Sounds like Chico Flores order to me.

Probably need a Sundae to clinch the deal for him though?