23 Jun 2014 18:37:44
dodgy rumour time . We are in talks with Bayern for Robben . This is from the same illustrious source that said we were in Milan to sign Sneijder when 2 days later we signed Coutinho. The source is, wait for it, my mate's Dad who's mates with an everton player's dad(the everton bit is just trivia) who's mate works at Melwood.

Maybe we'll only sign their kit man this time.