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16 Jun 2018 19:07:20
Be honest, if you were manager of livbant fc who would you sign

Jordan pickford


Lori's Karius.?

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16 Jun 2018 19:46:43
Karius. Pickford is over rated.

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16 Jun 2018 19:52:05

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16 Jun 2018 19:55:07
I don’t think they would be interested in signing for livbant.

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16 Jun 2018 19:55:21
Karius, he's a Liverpool player.

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16 Jun 2018 20:06:18
I'd stick with my Nan in nets.

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16 Jun 2018 20:47:10
Oh wow, the image that conjured!

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16 Jun 2018 20:54:15
Pickford, I think he will be a top keeper in a few years.

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16 Jun 2018 21:23:52
It’ll be Karius for me.

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16 Jun 2018 22:07:32
The times I saw Pickford I wasn’t impressed. He’s too short to effectively deal with crosses and didn’t look anything special. He made a few shocking errors too. Like the game against Everton when he lost a ball in flight that was almost straight at him. There is a dearth of quality in English goalkeepers, there has not been a good quality one since seaman retired, which is an unequivocal fact.

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16 Jun 2018 23:28:12
Karius for me. Not seen anything to suggest the Lazio lad is any better than Karius. Unless we are going to replace Loris with genuine top class what’s the point of paying big money someone of similar ability and potential?

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16 Jun 2018 23:37:53
But the hair cuts have improved!

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17 Jun 2018 00:18:22
Meant to say the game he played against West Ham. Was a nothing shot from Arnautovic and he literally lost it in flight and it was almost right at him.

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16 Jun 2018 18:55:32
Iceland are like Burnley an west Bromwich Albion mashed together, I would hate for us too play them every week typical type team we struggle against, hope we get some different options for teams like that next season.

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16 Jun 2018 19:52:41

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16 Jun 2018 18:27:59
Hey gents, missed the game but found it on Facebook so will watch the highlights later, looking forward to a write up. Would love it if faces could be matched to usernames.

I think someone mentioned that another just giving page was opening, would love to donate if I still could.

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16 Jun 2018 20:48:15
Putney what’s the link mate?

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17 Jun 2018 00:37:45
I just searched football rumours and it came up.

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16 Jun 2018 18:02:22
I was hoping people would scribble their user names on the back of their shirts so we could put some faces to names!

Top entertainment guys. Thanks to all involved for going the extra mile for a good cause. I would have loved to be involved but am based in Canada now. Hopefully it becomes a regular annual event.

Is there a new link for donations Benny? I've had a scout here and on the FB page and can't see anything.

Thanks again YNWA.

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{Ed002's Note - Fantastic job everyone, I'll do more to help next year.}

16 Jun 2018 18:19:11
The jerseys were great ed2. Hope you got a chance to see the fruits of your labour. Your team annahilated ed1’s. Ed1 out.

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16 Jun 2018 19:26:26
I think Ed1 has gone into hiding! It's alright Ed mate, it was MK's fault, don't sweat it ;)

Ed2, a really nice gesture you getting that kit for the lads mate, bravo, what a man.

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{Ed001's Note - no mate, I was just congratulating the jammy get benny on his flukey, close call victory....

Seriously I was just finishing off the research on Arturo Gatti as I found some interesting stuff at last that wasn't related to his death like most stuff is.}

16 Jun 2018 19:40:34
That is music to my ears ed 001
I can't wait.

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{Ed001's Note - I am glad I held off to do a bit more searching, found some interesting stuff reported at the time of his career that completely changes the whole picture of his life that I had got from the reports that came out after his death.}

16 Jun 2018 19:51:45
Oh wow I had no idea you was doing a piece on Arturo Gatti, looking forward to that mate, I know very little about the mans life to be honest but loved him as a boxer. He died far too young, late 30's wasn't it? can't wait for this. Nice one mate.

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{Ed001's Note - yes mate 37 he was. JCJ requested the piece and I am glad he did.}

16 Jun 2018 20:00:23
Ah 37, it's no age is it mate the poor bugger. A great request that John!

Ed, do you happen to have Thomas Hearns on your list?

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{Ed001's Note - I do now.}

16 Jun 2018 20:16:56
Cheers Ed that'd be brill! Hope you've had a good day mate.

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{Ed001's Note - I have spent it mostly waiting around for the paint to dry on the desk my friend built for me. He spent all day yesterday building it into the corner of the room but I am wondering if he is playing a joke with the paint. You know how you get candles that you can never blow out? Well I think he has used paint that never dries out!}

16 Jun 2018 20:34:18
Lol what did he paint it with, Gloss? takes forever to dry, I hate the stuff.

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{Ed001's Note - no idea. It is just paint to me! Does look bloody good for a freebie though and it gave me something to watch that was as enjoyable as the performance of my team today!! ;-)}

16 Jun 2018 20:56:16
It was mk’s fault ed. You shouldn’t have chosen him at all. What were you thinking.

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{Ed001's Note - I got drawn in by the hype *sighs*.}

16 Jun 2018 17:54:06
Any truth in the rumours we've put a bid in around 35mil for Strakosha?

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{Ed002's Note - I am not aware of a bid for Liverpool but that would align with the asking price quted to another side - who then walked away.}

16 Jun 2018 18:15:41
Thanks for reply Ed002, wasn’t sure if there was any substance to it.

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16 Jun 2018 18:43:42
Ed am I right in saying we do have interest but not seen as a number 1.

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{Ed002's Note - He was one of the two looked at as second keepers - at the asking price he would need to be first choice if Liverpool look to making an offer.}

16 Jun 2018 18:49:29
Ok ed thank you.

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16 Jun 2018 20:58:14
Definite upgrade on incumbents

Could be a good option but still has a lot of improving to do to be world class.

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16 Jun 2018 22:10:19
Never seen the kid play so can't judge him BUT if he is young (younger than the ones we have), still needs to improve or has a high ceiling then thanks BUT no thanks. He's going to be another project, will make his mistakes as that is how it always happens during the bedding process, fans will get on his back (cos it is what they do) and we will be back to square one. Not interested.

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16 Jun 2018 17:22:35
Credit to Benny, Ed1, Ed2, the players and everybody else involved. The amount of effort that went into the charity match was incredible. You all did a great thing today and I applaud you all!

I watched about 80 minutes of the game in total and enjoyed every minute of it.

Well played all, get home safe :) .

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16 Jun 2018 17:39:29
It was cracking. MK Scouser at fault for ALL the goals. Well done everyone


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16 Jun 2018 17:51:26
Spot on well said guys. I can’t believe my was at fault for all the goals though. Even Benny said it himself in the commentary.

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16 Jun 2018 18:06:46
Couldn't believe mk today. On a positive note the kids on commentary made my day.

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16 Jun 2018 19:05:29
So are you saying that MKS really just talks a good game?

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16 Jun 2018 19:28:50
Told you lads I wasn't fit 😂 anybody see me hobbling for the last 10? 😂.

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{Ed001's Note - you looked to be hobbling before you got on the pitch!}

16 Jun 2018 19:50:02
He was decent on the ball and his distribution was very good. HE WAS AT FAULT FOR ALL THE GOALS. it’s just a shame Harry Kane claimed them all. He finished top scorer of the tournament so he’ll have at least one piece of silverware to keep now.

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16 Jun 2018 20:10:59
Well done mk. Hats off to you. Even if you had a bit of a mare. Really mate, only the goalkeeper is allowed to pick up the ball and run with it- you might remember that for the next match. Ah well, we all make mistakes. At least you are on a forgiving site. Seriously though- have a well deserved beer and if you are still out with the lads, send all our best. It was a brilliant spectacle altogether.

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{Ed001's Note - he will never be forgiven!! At least not until tomorrow when I have slept and forgotten about it all.}

16 Jun 2018 20:19:11
haha reminds me all too much of the Karius saga this does, god help you MK now mate, everybody will be saying how you should never be putting on the Ed1FC shirt on again!

Lol well done mate you did well! hope you had a great day and enjoyed it, get home safe.

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{Ed001's Note - he needs to start training now for next year's game! He needs to be at peak fitness.}

16 Jun 2018 20:28:56
Just out of interest, how is a striker at fault for all the goals? 😂

Don't worry Ed, I'll be much fitter next year. I won't get cramp until the 60th minute next time 😉.

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{Ed001's Note - that will be 60 minutes longer than this year then!}

16 Jun 2018 20:40:07
I can't believe at 24 I had the least hair out of everyone. I need regrowth treatment!

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{Ed001's Note - your lack of hair is the least of your problems mate...}

16 Jun 2018 20:53:33
Ed001, you really are giving me the Luke Shaw treatment.

Please consider this a written transfer request. I want to go and play for Ed025's team in blue.

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{Ed001's Note - to be fair you are on about a par fitness wise with Luke Shaw.}

16 Jun 2018 20:59:04
I honestly don’t know mk but somehow you found a way.

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16 Jun 2018 21:13:11
Aoe, you know I was the bald 5ft striker/ left winger right? 😂

Ed001, you are not wrong there. I'm planning on getting back into some kind of sport soon. The 2 years drinking Budweiser and eating KFC have done me no favours!

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{Ed001's Note - at least you haven't spent the last few years living on my cooking. Though it would help you keep your weight down...}

16 Jun 2018 21:46:15
You can't be that bad Ed. You're alive 😂.

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{Ed001's Note - that's because I don't eat my cooking.}

16 Jun 2018 22:08:54
With the smashing beard. Don’t worry, I was watching mate 😉 and I’m going to beat this it was all your fault joke for as long as I can.

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16 Jun 2018 22:37:02
Awh, you think my beard is cracking 😊 means a lot seeing as it is the only hair i have left! You can beat the joke mate. I give you permission.

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16 Jun 2018 16:41:26
Wow who's Allison, let's just sign that Icelandic keeper. Man kept out 11 shots from Messi 😮
In seriousness I wonder if there will be a mad scramble for GKs this world cup just like after the last one.

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16 Jun 2018 17:47:45
Never buy a keeper (*or any player) off the back of a Workd Cup. It’s how we ended up with Diouff, Barcelona with Bravo and Madrid with Navas.

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16 Jun 2018 17:56:51
Contrary to popular belief Liverpool did not sign Diouf based on the 2002 World Cup. They had already tried to buy him from Lens before the World Cup but only managed to complete the deal after.

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16 Jun 2018 18:04:05
Diouf was actually signed before the world cup fella.

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16 Jun 2018 18:25:10
And Arsenal with Ospina right.

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17 Jun 2018 00:21:19
Dioff wasnt a keeper ( in any sense of the word)

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17 Jun 2018 15:39:04
We signed Diouf before the World Cup.

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16 Jun 2018 15:45:26
Well what I can say fellas is, so far watching this charity game it's definitely more exciting then watching England!

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16 Jun 2018 16:03:25
The commentary has been wicked.

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16 Jun 2018 16:16:26
It certainly has Walter, very impressed!

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16 Jun 2018 16:36:20
Anyone got a link? I can’t find the FB page.

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16 Jun 2018 17:16:00
Ah you were missed in the comments salah mate but glad you got to watch it. Benny and the lads are to be congratulated. As were the young lads for doing a brilliant job.

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16 Jun 2018 17:51:04
Yeah aoe mate I saw all of your comments :) you, Walter and co had me giggling at times! class!

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16 Jun 2018 18:16:56
It was some good banter alright. Hopefully there are more live events over next the season. Ed2 can regulate it and put us in our place when we get out of line. I still think it should have been ed2’s fighting mongooses v ed1’s squirrels in the rain but there’s no accounting for taste I suppose.

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16 Jun 2018 20:36:12
I’m looking forward to the video as my boy was 1 of the commentators. Good job done by all.

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16 Jun 2018 15:38:19
1-0 to edd 2 team in the charity match.

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16 Jun 2018 13:14:39
Not strictly liverpool related but was watching the france game today and have a few points go make.
How can pundits argue after the decision was given to give a penalty, wasnt the best way to get there but the right decision in the end.
Lawrenson picking out the young rb just shows why our players will never succeed. He was played out of position and did nothing wrong.
The play acting in football is a joke and needs stopping.
Sorry in advance eds but i can see why klopp like fekir, he chases everything and has quality as well. Hope we pay up.
Kante is literally a brick wall, and should be given more credit.

And finally whilst im posting good luck to the teams later and special mention to Benny for pulling it all together!

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16 Jun 2018 13:42:46
I know it was only one match but Dembele looked like Stewart Downing after a couple of coffees. Fekir, however, oozed class despite only playing a third of the match. That french left back looked like he learnt his trade at the Sergio Ramos School of Theatre.
And Matt Ryan looked like a quality assured keeper. Im pretty sure we looked at him a few seasons back.

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16 Jun 2018 14:02:29
Fekir is not happening and after catching the second half it now feels a shame. I’m sure we will have a great second opinion. Our third one last summer worked out ok.

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16 Jun 2018 14:07:38
I would say dembele was just the team not playing to his strengths, don’t understand why the winger was sacrificed when you have Giroud coming on.

I think Ryan was looked at but most didn’t like that he hadnt played in the prem to them that point.

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16 Jun 2018 16:07:02
I'm gutted Australia lost to 2 video calls. France's second goal was legitimate but the penalty was borderline as the defender was scraped the ball first before taking greizman down. Still proud of our performance though. Matt Ryan is a good keeper and can sweep up ok but not sure if liverpool fans would be happy with him as our no1 after being linked to alisson and oblak.

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16 Jun 2018 16:32:11
Wyred, absolute agree with your play acting comment, god it is awful to watch. When will the football associations get an appetite to really punish it.
It ruins the wonderful game.

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16 Jun 2018 16:33:34
Jurgen, any chance of a loan of that crystal ball that allows you see the future?

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16 Jun 2018 18:06:58
Sure. I borrowed it from Steve McMananan and has been seen by a few others so no problem lending it out.

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16 Jun 2018 22:14:08
Aussie, gutted you lost as you deserved at least a point BUT Both decisions were correct and by the way, the second goal was not by video. It was by goal-line tech. which has been in operation since 2014.

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17 Jun 2018 15:34:05
Fekir was average today and didn't stand out more than anyone else. I think people see what they want to rather than what is in front of them. I'm not saying he's not the man we need, but on today's performance I didn't think 'oh goodness, sign him up'.

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17 Jun 2018 17:40:29
I think they were both legit calls for France. The first was not the initial phase of the tackls but the trailing leg. We did ok and maybe could have taken a point. Liked the look of Fekir as well.

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