Liverpool banter 3

24 Apr 2024 10:59:26
Question for ED01 - So Jota is injured again. Is this a recurring injury concern, was he rushed back too soon, or is this just bad luck? - he seems to spend a lot of time on the treatment table. Is there anything we should be doing to help him stay healthy?

{Ed001's Note - stop him spending so long on the videogames would certainly be a big help.}

24 Apr 2024 11:37:17
Ed001 you’re sounding like his dad!

{Ed001's Note - I love playing videogames myself, but I also know that playing them for long periods leaves your muscles and ligaments stiff and prone to picking up injuries. It is just the way it is. That is why you need to limit the amount you play. Or the same applies to working on a PC or any similar period of lethargy.}

24 Apr 2024 12:13:30
Given his injury record Ed1, would you conssidered selling him? Not going to lie, his injury record started to frustrate me. Its the same with Curtis, injured most of the time.

{Ed001's Note - I think we are going to have to consider it. If a decent offer was to arrive, it would be silly not to take it.}

24 Apr 2024 12:53:06
Most importantly, you are not getting the type of rest and sleep you need for your body to recover if you are a pro athlete.

24 Apr 2024 16:49:35
Ed do you think we could see Jota Salah Diaz all leave? That leaves us with Gakpo and Darwin who themselves have question marks over their long term future with us.

{Ed001's Note - I doubt that many would leave without replacements.}

24 Apr 2024 18:05:27
Remember our keeper David James had a very poor time and it was down to him being on video games, he was moved on not long after it came out.

24 Apr 2024 10:33:54
'Slot' is an unfortunate name in that in Liverpool, it's pronounced the same way 'slut' is.

24 Apr 2024 11:23:18
Guess he’s

Gunna be

Are slut then.

24 Apr 2024 16:50:16
As long as Arne doesn’t sound like Horny.

24 Apr 2024 16:51:53
Horny slut? Haha.

24 Apr 2024 08:45:59
So many terrible strikers around at the moment they just don’t make em like they used to. Clinical finishing is a dying art it seems. Close your eyes and hope for the best is the new normal.

24 Apr 2024 08:59:38
That Jackson attempted header vs arsenal in first half was comical.

24 Apr 2024 10:28:53
Nunez will still be the only one criticised in the media though.

24 Apr 2024 12:55:55
ShipleyKopite, that's cos Nunez plays for LFC and we all know talking down on LFC players drives clicks. Let me introduce you to Trent Alexander-Arnold.

Jackson? Who da football cares about some bange average forward playing for an irrelevant team like Chelsea? That don't sell papers, man. Nunez hits the post, it's news for a week.

24 Apr 2024 08:43:35
I wonder if a Mr Arne Slot will be tuned into Sky at 8pm tonight?

24 Apr 2024 09:13:24
Yes, I believe he is a Bluenose, Cornish.

24 Apr 2024 10:10:11
What channel are we actually on tonight?

Seen it says sky above but i thought all Everton's home games were broadcasted on the comedy channel.

24 Apr 2024 08:32:13
If Arne comes to Liverpool do you think he’ll turn us into a Slot machine?

24 Apr 2024 09:08:23
Get you coat pal 🙄😂.

24 Apr 2024 09:15:58
I reckon Gordon will get some game time. Slot and R Kaide are made for each other.

24 Apr 2024 07:39:01
{Ed's Note - Lets Be Rational has posted a new article entitled, Has PGMOL turned into an impossible to overthrow dictatorship?

24 Apr 2024 09:59:38
Feel like you’ve parroted a lot of what Goldbridge said in his podcast. I don’t disagree with the sentiments but this borders on plagiarism.

23 Apr 2024 21:53:18
Joyce saying Slot is the man.

23 Apr 2024 22:07:04
He's gone even money favourite with the bookies.

23 Apr 2024 22:50:39
I’m happy with this.

He’s been courted by many teams and we’re the ones who’ve snaffled him.

23 Apr 2024 23:03:09
Steady on, Ron.

23 Apr 2024 23:16:54
Ed 2 rarely if ever wrong, huh?

23 Apr 2024 23:59:10
Out of curiosity ron, which teams courted him?

24 Apr 2024 00:14:54
He plays inverted wingbacks. Trent at left back?

24 Apr 2024 03:43:49
Ok, just so that I’m sure about this - is it correct that I should like Arne Slot for the job?

I’ve been let down recently first when I was informed that Alonso was the man for the job and was what we needed.

Then I was informed that Amorim was not only the man for the job but he had actually been given the job and that he was what we needed.

As someone said recently, I didn’t know who Arne Slot was until yesterday so I’m just hoping that this one is actually the Messiah. Don’t get me wrong - I hope for all our sakes (and our collective mental health) that he is - if he does indeed get the job we can safely get on with the summer and rationalising that he is the manager we all wanted in the first place.

Just in case though, can I ask all those who know about such things, who I should be warming up to like if we have to move onto option number 4?

24 Apr 2024 04:06:51
WDW3 - maybe stop searching for a messsiah and just look for someone to come in and keep the ship rolling.

24 Apr 2024 04:29:27
It seems to be common knowledge that Slot turned down both Chelsea and Spurs last summer.

24 Apr 2024 06:24:51
Whoever gets the job the fans will get behind him as we should slot will be honoured to get the job as there is no better job on offer at the moment and he has birthday virgil gakpo and gravenberch there already.

24 Apr 2024 06:25:45
WDW3 - he’s not the messiah

He’s a very naughty boy.

24 Apr 2024 08:13:47
😁😁😁 That made me laugh out loud @Rabh. The only reason most people would get behind a number of the candidates mentioned would be to stab them in the back the first time we lse a game.

24 Apr 2024 08:13:51
If he plays inverted wingbacks it will be a very short tenure.

24 Apr 2024 08:44:08
That's the spirit, Mizer.

24 Apr 2024 11:40:28
@Mizer #ArneSlotOut yeah? He’s not even signed yet and already we’re looking for holes in the armour to stick him in 🙄.

24 Apr 2024 12:57:37
Well, if Joyce said it then it must be true. Welcome to Liverpool, Arne. Hope you Slot in with us like other successful managers in our history, have.

24 Apr 2024 18:28:48
Is there such a thing as an inverted wingback Mizer? A wingback is a mix of a fullback and a winger. If he’s inverted then he’s missing the ‘wing’ part of the wingback persona.

Maybe a midback or an invertback or a fullfielder might be a more apt name?