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28 Jun 2017 00:19:54
Are we linked with anyone atm (who would be in the first 11) who can take a free kick or a corner?

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27 Jun 2017 23:13:10
Before we all bemoan the transfer targets LFC allegedly 'miss out on' this window, was it 2 years ago teeth were grinding because Southampton signed Ramirez over us. and he looked great on youtube. don't know his FIFA stats, but then I lost interest in computer games after sensible soccer, ask your parents.

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27 Jun 2017 19:24:50
Hi folks. Question

Where will VVD end up.

1 Liverpool
2 Chelsea.

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27 Jun 2017 19:34:55
Or 3. Stay at Southampton.

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27 Jun 2017 19:44:52

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27 Jun 2017 20:22:33
Option 3, DaRedMan.

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27 Jun 2017 21:00:02
You're welcome to 5/1 at the bookies for a stay at Southampton.

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27 Jun 2017 22:12:04
Liverpool, very confident.

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27 Jun 2017 23:21:12
Chelsea have been told no dice in respect of Bonucci and Southampton won't deal with us, notwithstanding the fact that we said we'd dropped interest. If we are signing someone for centre defence, expect to be disappointed.

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27 Jun 2017 23:25:24
Lets hope so sako is boss.

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27 Jun 2017 23:42:08
Its now 7/ 1 he'll stay!

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27 Jun 2017 18:20:20
Bored at work! interesting read though!

14 Mar 2016
14 Mar 2016 19:59:14
Puzzled got that bang on. What we need is Xhaka or Nainngolan.

13 Mar 2016
13 Mar 2016 08:14:58
We definitely need a top class CM. but very unlikely it would be Xhaka. I am skeptical on £23 mill coming in for Benteke.

19 Feb 2016
19 Feb 2016 11:19:56
Subotic is a possibility while Xhaka is the necessity.

18 Feb 2016
18 Feb 2016 08:27:48
Arsenal and UTD have looked at Xhaka in the past. He is a beast of a player. I wish we bought him 2 season ago when he was cheap and affordable.

29 Jan 2016
29 Jan 2016 19:33:32

Xhaka is defenately an improvement on Can. In fact he is a fantastic player ( I don't think you have seen enough of him ) . We haven't replaced Alonso, Gerrard and Masch yet let alone Suarez.

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{Ed001's Note - hahahaha, I have never got this love in for Xhaka.}

27 Jun 2017 18:44:30
Question is will Naby Keita suffer a similar fate or he is the return of a certain player whose name rhymes with movacic?

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27 Jun 2017 18:50:20
It's simple, ed, he scores a worldie once in a while so people overlook the rest of his game. Kind of reminds me of another Swiss player, Shaqiri.

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27 Jun 2017 18:59:13
I don't know why people are so happy to insult me! It's pathetic.

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{Ed001's Note - how is it insulting you to bring up what you said?}

27 Jun 2017 19:29:12
I think I described him as a walking red card, or words to that affect. Got loads of stick at the time 😂.

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27 Jun 2017 19:43:59
having gone through the posts, I can confirm you did infact say that MK.

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27 Jun 2017 20:25:11
Xhaka only looks the part. He is not a good player and wouldn't even make our bench as he is that poor. He is also a red card waiting to happen.

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27 Jun 2017 21:09:13
I think its more a case of you contradicting yourself Harry. 😉.

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27 Jun 2017 21:31:16
Don't take it personally Harry, we've all got it wrong on players, as do all managers and all scouts. It's not an exact science.
I admire your enthusiasm 👍.

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27 Jun 2017 21:52:56
Brilliant post.

Harry lighten up mate. I enjoy your posts. but you do come out with some absolute pearlers, mainly from being so outrageously impulsive and OTT with your player assessments. You open yourself up to this on the reg.

Things like Keita is WAY better than Kante. you know, the guy whos played immensely for the last two seasons and just won player of the year etc.

If you played everything abit more poker people wouldn't have the dirt to throw at you. (but please don't because I enjoy reading your posts ;) )

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27 Jun 2017 22:19:44
Agree with Ron here.
Being the guy who advocated for Balotelli's signing I probably know a thing or two about wrong opinions.

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27 Jun 2017 22:28:19
Harry there was some dude on here called East Midlands Scouser in 2014 who predicted that Rodgers would get the best out of Balotelli and he would score 20+ goals a season at Liverpool. Thank god that dude stopped posting 🙄 don't take it personally mate 😉.

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27 Jun 2017 23:26:44
Harry used to be EMS? Oh my.

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27 Jun 2017 17:46:04
U21s playing atm,

Hughes for 4.5mil upfront look a bargain for watford.

Gray got himself another goal.

Baker may aswell not be playing

Meyer don't see the fuss so far in the first 45 anyway.

Arnold looks good for germany.

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27 Jun 2017 19:12:23
Agree about Meyer. Not been impressed with him at all throughout the tournament. Certainly not good enough for Liverpool .

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27 Jun 2017 21:21:31
Don the worry yourself about how good or bad a player looks in a tournament, Diao looked pretty good. A league season amongst a consistent team and tactics is very different.

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27 Jun 2017 17:17:12
Hi Eds

I don't mind the ox but I would prefer Gyfi Sigudsson. Assists/ freekicks and decent corners not to mention he chips in with the goals. 25 mill valuation I think he's a smart intelligent player. Been saying it all season I see he was tipped for Everton but that now looks mute.

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27 Jun 2017 17:26:45
He struggled at spurs though. I think he has to be the number one man. No thanks.

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27 Jun 2017 17:42:41
He bottled it at Spurs. He doesn't have the fire in his belly to fight and hold down a place in the first team. He's a good player technically, but he's not what's needed when the going gets tough.

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27 Jun 2017 18:29:56
I don't want either thanks.

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27 Jun 2017 20:26:13
I don't want either, either Hansen so no thanks.

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27 Jun 2017 17:14:29
Not about liverpool, but seriously impressed with Everton's transfer business right now. Very efficient and have got most of they're targets.

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27 Jun 2017 18:47:51
And none of the players they've signed would get near our starting 11.

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27 Jun 2017 20:27:52
Benny, you must be easily impressed. 30m for Pinkford? Now, that is madness. As Sahko said, none of their signings (or players really) would make our starting 11 so if they wanna waste money on average players? Please, let them.

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27 Jun 2017 20:46:21
Typical fan of today. Praising other teams for signing bang average players and slating us if we don't go for Messi! Everton are signing players that are no better than they already have. I just can't make any sense of their transfer dealings so far.

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27 Jun 2017 23:27:51
Me neither, Banana.

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27 Jun 2017 12:52:34
Ed002, just wanna say I appreciate all the info you provide us. Whether it's good news or bad news, cheers! I have to accept a lot of the things you've said about Klopp as he seems to be messing up things that should be so straight forward. But on the promises he made to winning the title, I do remember him clearly stating in a press conference upon his arrival that he would win the league within 4 years. Maybe he said something different to the owners? But he publically said it would take him 4 years, so I don't think he has lied about that as it's only been 2 years. And if he thinks it would take 4 years, that would obviously include new players as there's 8 windows in that time. Just looking to clarify that part as on my watch he still has 2 years to complete that 'promise'
(Not an attack, more a clarification)

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{Ed002's Note - Not what he told the owners to get the job.}

27 Jun 2017 21:19:31
Klopp knocking is so unbecoming of real fans. Grow up and enjoy the ride. The future is bright.

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27 Jun 2017 21:48:56
Josek, where do I knock Klopp? I'm a big admirer of Klopp, I think he is capable of returning an element of the glory days back, I back him 100% and trust him with the team. My point was about clarification on him winning the title. I'm grown up, and I thoroughly enjoy the LFC ride, your response is a little confusing though as it just seems you want to be negative towards other fans. Maybe you need to grow up and realise, although Klopp is the right guy for the job (IMO), some of his dealings with transfers have been dodgey, and put the club in difficult situations. you need to be mature and recognise this. Doesn't change my opinion or optimism, the future is very bright, but silly remarks with no context like yours, just slow us down.

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27 Jun 2017 16:07:21
Hi ed Have we shown any interest in Monreal or Gibbs from Arsenal Ed? With them signing Kolasinac and having Gibbs and Monreal in the squad already surely they will have to sell one? Both are better than some of the options we have been linked with e. g Robertson, cresswell, etc after missing on Mendy.

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{Ed001's Note - seriously? Why do we keep getting the same questions over and over!}

27 Jun 2017 16:27:00
Ed will Oasis ever get back together?

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{Ed001's Note - god I hope not, far too many Beatles tribute bands about as it is.}

27 Jun 2017 16:36:42
Cheers Ed Haha.

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27 Jun 2017 16:16:21
Neither esp. Gibbs who is relentlessly awful, are good enough and that is why Kolasinac is there.

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27 Jun 2017 18:52:33
Ed001, come on, we all know you're secretly waiting for the BeeGees reunion.

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{Ed001's Note - did the BeeGees break up? Jesus break it to me gently next time!}

27 Jun 2017 19:32:20
You sure on Oasis Ed? I met Noel once and asked him and 'he said Maybe'.

I'll get my coat.

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27 Jun 2017 21:58:07
Anathema. there's a good Liverpool band that suits since we're playing progressive, heavy metal football. Oasis? never mind that Manc rubbish withtheir whiny voices.

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27 Jun 2017 15:29:41
This should the line of the day

A player who couldn't displace The Swiss Robbie savage with the tackling ability of Paul scholes i. e. Granit Xhaka from the center of the park is not good enough according to me

Sorry Ox.

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27 Jun 2017 15:45:29
Line of the minute.

Be funny if he plays on the wing wouldn't it.

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27 Jun 2017 15:48:53
Why would an attacking midfielder/ winger displace a holding player?

Some people are actually surviving on less than a handful of brain cells and that is scary.

Think we should sell Arnold seeing as he couldn't displace Mignolet?

I think you'll find it was Coquelin who couldn't displace Xhaka. Deary me.

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27 Jun 2017 16:01:43

I am sorry mate but the news coming from his own mouth that he want to emulate the great Steven Gerrard and play centrally. Would you play him centrally? I wouldn't and hence I wouldn't want another failed winger!

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27 Jun 2017 16:01:44
With logic an grammar like that, it has to be Harry.

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27 Jun 2017 16:07:45
Is this harry's new name I've lost track?

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27 Jun 2017 16:49:04
Alfie11, Ox is not good enough to take a starting spot on the wing ahead of either Mane or Salah. Klopp is looking at him for centre midfield, which he's proven time and again that he's completely inept at. Therefore it's an utterly baffling bit of recruitment.

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27 Jun 2017 17:01:25
He's not better than Wij, Hendo, Can, Couts, and Lallana or even Grujic (I'd rather play him due to his obvious potential insted of Ox who has shown he is inept in CM) in midfield so again, where will he play cos he is definitely not playing ahead of Salah and Mane out wide?

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27 Jun 2017 16:14:27
Gerrard played in an attacking midfield role or box to box except for the last few years of his career in which he only had one good season doing that. I for one would be a happy chappy if we signed the ox tail soup. I don't agree with this view that the lad is some mentally impaired troll who just stands spinning in circles when he is on the pitch trying to create some transformative portal, I think he is a good player able to improve and very versatile of course coming along with brilliant athletic ability to boot.

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27 Jun 2017 16:15:49
Strange that one Harry, if he played centre midfield I reckon he would be the furthest forward of a 3, so using pace to attack from the middle. We did it with sterling a few years back and it was quite effective, and surely nobody is going to say sterling has a good technique? I'm not sure myself on this signing but in this position it could work?

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27 Jun 2017 16:19:56
Harry (as this is is new username, IMO) is correct (I know. I can't believe it myself) . It is Ox himself who said that he sees himself as a CM so Harry's question to some degree is valid. Now whether he thinks he'll be good enuff there and if Klopp can make that happen? That is another question. Now is his post the line of the day? I will reserve my judgement on that.

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27 Jun 2017 18:33:42
Ox is a totally different player to Xhaka so it like comparing Lovren with Clyne! Harry talking complete tripe once again. but there's nothing anybody on here can do to change the transfer if it happens or not. just sit back and enjoy the ride we will know soon enough if Ox is what we need pointless going on and on and on and on about it.

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27 Jun 2017 18:47:17
None of you get it, do you? Klopp got tired of reading about the friggin' AFCON on these pages, and is going out and getting a substitute (Ox) for Mane and Salah when they're gone. Brilliant, isn't it? (please note the cynical sarcasm before you all do a rugby scrum on my head) .

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27 Jun 2017 21:31:02
its not what the Ox wants, Klopp has the final say, THE Ox will play out wide in most of our B games, sorted .

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