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17 Mar 2018 19:54:14
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17 Mar 2018 19:54:14
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17 Mar 2018 19:54:14
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17 Mar 2018 19:53:41
I just knew a team would pay for it after last week, get in, Salah is just unbelievable, what a fantastic 3 points!

City! beware!

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17 Mar 2018 19:43:10
Snow is falling, all around me, players playing, having fun, tis the time for love and understanding, Salah 4 Watford none.

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17 Mar 2018 19:42:49
Methodical. Clinical. Deadly. And Mo Salah does indeed have a right foot, despite assurances to the contrary.

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17 Mar 2018 19:31:43
Absolutely delighted with the result today! I was personally concerned about Watford being a banana skin!

Mo Salah, my oh my what a player!
Congratulations on your first Liverpool hatrick sir! Surely the golden boot is his this season.

With the Robertson assisted goal I immediately thought of Ed001! You was referring to the shape of his crosses the other day, that was a prime example :)

One step closer to securing Champions League football for next season!

Well done Reds :)

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{Ed001's Note - and he got his head up before delivering! Beautiful ball it was.}

17 Mar 2018 19:41:28
I hope he gets past the 31 in 38 games record!

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17 Mar 2018 19:42:31
How good was Salah though? 28 EPL goals so far and there is still 7 matches to go.

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17 Mar 2018 19:43:08
Moreno at left back is looking like a thing of the past
Andrew is securing that position imo.

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17 Mar 2018 19:47:29
Great performance from Salah and great result for us reds. Enjoy your weekend gentlemen (and ladies) .

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17 Mar 2018 19:31:41
This is a difficult post to write but here goes.

You’re playing some super football right now and Salah is incredible, everything we hoped a Lukaku, or Sanchez would be. It pains me to say it but you are playing football the United way.

I was born in Manchester, live in Warrington, and have often worked in Liverpool. I hate your club, I hope you never win another trophy, but I know the people of Liverpool and they are sound.

My club found time to issue a statement asking fans to stop singing a song about Lukaku’s penis but they remain silent when tens of thousands of fans sing vile chants at games against Liverpool. It’s the one time of the year I am embarrassed to be a United fan. Banter is fine, hatred is not. On the pitch we hate each other, off the pitch we are all human, with families and responsibilities. It may be futile but I am writing to my club to point out their silence and ask them to step up and show some class.

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17 Mar 2018 19:39:53
wow hats off to you mate
class post.

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17 Mar 2018 19:40:27
Thanks AJH. I'm not a Liverpudlian, but I support this club since decades. All I can say is that you're "sound" too.

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17 Mar 2018 19:40:54
Much respect for this post. Very well said AJH.

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17 Mar 2018 19:41:15
Top, top man.

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17 Mar 2018 19:48:29
Lovely Post that.

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17 Mar 2018 19:53:07
We aren't playing football the United way at all mate, Liverpool playing the Liverpool way and have been building up to this since Klopp came in. Positive attacking football, United play the worst football i have ever seen atm.

Other than that decent post. Everyone likes a bit of banter.

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17 Mar 2018 19:27:32
Like so much of Egypt's treasures Mo Salah was stolen and taken to England. What a player.

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17 Mar 2018 19:36:49
Slight Jealous👀. nearly 40 goals scored, from the wing and still 2 months of the season left, my word he is an astonishing player. Its the quality of the goals he's scored aswell, not just tap-ins, first goal today was reminiscent of Messi's vs Bayern.

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17 Mar 2018 19:25:47
Somebody lift that plastic bag of the pitch for gods sake. It was there right until the end. Great win tho.

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17 Mar 2018 19:25:06
Utter domination. Robertson has made LB his position. He is thriving.

Emre Can, let me just say that we are not going to miss him once Keita arrives.

Salah, Salah, Salah. What more can one say.

What a goal from Firmino and how much better is our midfield with Henderson calling the shots?

Karius although he had not much to do has definitely brought calmness to our back 4. Van Dijk just needs the perfect partner.

3 points, clean sheet and 5 goals.

The only way is up!

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17 Mar 2018 19:53:54
Thought hendo was top notch today. Was given a lot of space though! But can't take away from the top performance, Ings looks so sharp.

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17 Mar 2018 19:24:56
WOW Just WOW! That fourth goal was my favourite, plays an amazing ball to Ings and the ball still ends up at his feet. Im running out of things to say about the guy. #EgyptianKing.

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17 Mar 2018 19:21:50
Mo Salah's goal scoring is frightening. Top bounce back performance for the lads.

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