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30 May 2017 11:34:27
So keita is happy where he is and sessegnon prefers Tottenham. Haha let's hope we have better luck with our other targets. What if we were going for world class players, we would be screwed lol.

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30 May 2017 04:03:18
Sorry eds I also included in asking stupid question if you have time I m on west ham page and a poster Ironmike have some knowledge of their transfer. He said LFC is looking at yacin behrami of porto and in negotiations. Is it true Eds.

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{Ed002's Note - No.}

30 May 2017 08:08:25
I know the eds have said we not looking at a centre half unless one of our current crop leaves. my guess is one is going because bookies are convinced we are getting van dyke? Any of the eds heard anything new regarding van dyke because according to the bookies we odds on getting him and Chelsea. and mancs are slipped right out of the betting . I know it's only betting and nothing is nailed on just I always have a gander what's the odds on players going to different clubs are😉 Just thought the change in the betting today regarding van dyke was a bit strange. cheers if you reply 👍.

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30 May 2017 09:32:05
I hope not. I cannot cope with people spelling a 4 letter name wrong! Sorry to be a Dijk about spelling!

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30 May 2017 09:45:54
good for people to consult these pages before they waste money on those lines! Not saying it's you! but I imagine the betting agencies make a killing out of fans who follow the daily rags before laying on a few quid.

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30 May 2017 10:54:27
Sirry aboot me spelin bud 👍My bad lol.

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30 May 2017 11:24:11
Haha, I was only winding you up buddy.

In all seriousness though, I am not over ward by Van Dijk, Luan or Demarai Gray.

I like Mendy, Sessegnon, Pereira, Brandt, Malcom and Keita though. Even Chamberlain if used correctly can be an asset. Cannot expect to love all of our targets every summer though. We just have to trust Klopp I guess. He has done well enough so far!

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30 May 2017 07:40:12
Did i miss the second ballerpod eds? Been looking forward to that.

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{Ed001's Note - it has not been done yet mate, we were intending to do it yesterday but I had other things on sorry. I am ready now whenever Benny has the time though.}

30 May 2017 08:11:10
Oh no worries ed, just thought i had kissed it, thanks foŕ the update.

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{Ed001's Note - kissed it? You will be getting benny all excited, been a long time since anyone kissed him....}

30 May 2017 08:19:50
😂forgive me i only had 3 hrs sleep last night, but if benny is desperate for a kiss im sure brendas ex would be willing!

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29 May 2017 22:45:01
Hi Eds,

Is there any ballpark figure of funds available for transfers without selling any current players? Surely with the huge figures being touted for Keita and VVD among others, we would need to sell 1st?

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{Ed002's Note - No, why would you care.}

30 May 2017 01:34:08
Why would the club want to and you know the Eds don't talk money and quite rightly so! If it was common knowledge we had the £200m rumoured (wrongly) by some sources, sides with players we want would demand higher fees, so best to stay quiet and see how things pan out!

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29 May 2017 22:17:20
Danny Ward. What a humble person. After a barnstorming half season in Scotland he goes to little Huddersfield for the season and plays a massive part in their promotion push, then almost single handedly drags them through the play offs conceding just 1 goal in 330 minutes, and only 6/ 10 penalties. The journalists naturally try to pry a comment from him on these heroics, only for him to completely deflect the praise onto the guys who converted the penalties.

Maturity and leadership beyond his years. If he is not going to play for us next season, I hope he goes back to Huddersfield on loan and proves he should be in our goal for the 18/ 19 season. Keep it up Danny!

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29 May 2017 22:43:36
Massive respect for the boy!

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29 May 2017 22:49:33
He definitely didn't single handily drag them through the play offs. He had a watching brief for the majority of today's game, im pleased for him and it's a great position for everyone involved that they have gone up but it's a hyperbole reaction to say he dragged them through.

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29 May 2017 23:06:55
Well i am from Reading : ( ( (
But fair play to Hudders, i think they edged the game personally. Reading looked really nervous. probably because they are use to losing playoffs like that :)

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29 May 2017 23:26:30
'Almost' Cobra ;) I am well aware that he had plenty of help in normal time, but when it came down to the shoot outs it was just Ward vs the opposition and he stood up to that task in a situation where you quite simply have to do it single handedly. Saving 3 from 9 penalties on target is an astonishing record across a single round of play offs. Hard to count the one blazed over, but you could easily argue Ward has made himself big and psyched him out.

Obviously he hasn't done it all alone. That's just a turn of phrase, but he was easily the best player in their team across the 3 games. Let's just be proud of the lad anyway!

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30 May 2017 02:15:54
He did well.
Astonishing? I think that's a bit much.

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30 May 2017 06:41:51
Saving a third of penalties he faced is pretty astonishing in my mind!

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29 May 2017 19:53:05
When was the last time Liverpool signed a world class player? Do we think Torres? I think when we signed Suarez he wasn't known as world class and same goes for Coutinho. Eds do you think we can genuinely attract a player classed as world class anymore, say top 20 in the world?

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{Ed025's Note - of course gayfish, iit makes me sick but liverpool are still one of the biggest draws in the world for players because of their history mate.. :)

29 May 2017 20:35:18
Torres was far from world class when we bought him.

He was struggling to score more than 12 goals a season at athletico.

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29 May 2017 20:43:46
Liverpool have very rarely signed world class talent, a phrase used way too loosely. In my opinion we give the players the stage and make them into top talent. Torres certainly wasnt world class before he came and i think the same applies to Alonso and Suarez.

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29 May 2017 20:48:32
I would be shocked if we could attract somebody in the top 20.
Torres was probably the biggest name we have signed in the last 10 years but was coming off a couple of slow seasons.

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29 May 2017 21:19:51
We signed Djimi Traore 🏆.

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{Ed025's Note - now your talking world class ron.. :)

29 May 2017 21:30:06
People commenting really don't remember Suarez goals to games at previous club? He was a beast.

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{Ed025's Note - in more ways than one benny..

29 May 2017 21:54:36
Being a beast in the Dutch league is easy look how awful Ajax were in that final. Even dirk kuyt looked like a world beater and he's been past it for 4 years.

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29 May 2017 22:06:23
He was no way classed as 'world class'. No offence to the Uruaguay and Dutch leagues but he had to prove himself in a top league first.
So many players have scored at a similar rate to Suarez in the Dutch league and been complete flops over here.

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29 May 2017 22:13:49
87 red, it says 214 appearances and 87 goals before he joined Liverpool.

What's all that about then?

That's some goalscoring record that.

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29 May 2017 22:38:00
I'm just putting this out there, but I am pretty sure we signed Jose Enrique quite recently. The guy was an insta legend the second he walked through the door. An absolute tweet to have watched him play. Forget MSN at Barcelona. Boring. Enrique is the future. A Messenger from the gods. He always knows whatsapp'ning in a game before the opposition even know what they are going to do. Its like he can just look them in the Face, book them a flight, and send them packing so far into obscurity they have to develop a new Outlook on life just to stay in touch with reality.

Cannot believe how unfairly overlooked he is in discussions like this.

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29 May 2017 23:08:10
Who do you support ed25? Clearly not LFc :)

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{Ed025's Note - i am an evertonian gareth, a disciple of "the people.s club"mate..

30 May 2017 07:37:45
Luis Garcia.

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30 May 2017 07:59:47

A goal every 2.5 games is certainly not world class mate. He was a massive talent when we bought him but no more than that.

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30 May 2017 09:04:08
We don't buy legends. We make them.

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30 May 2017 09:21:41
Not sure if he was the most recent but I remember Liverpool signing Jari Litmanen and it being a massive deal.

He had played for Ajax and then Barcelona. Seemingly only being sold because he had lost out to Rivaldo.

Great player as well, one of my favourites for Liverpool, even if it was just for a couple of seasons.

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29 May 2017 18:07:24
Big congratulations to Danny Ward. Great penalty save to help win it for Huddersfield. Massive achievement for the lad and will do him the world of good. Looking like a very promising goalkeeper.

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29 May 2017 23:08:42
He did well, but Reading skied one of theirs : (.

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29 May 2017 18:03:46
Congratulations to Danny Ward. Thoroughly deserved, had a great season. Onwards and upwards.

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29 May 2017 17:58:11
Well done to Danny Ward and Huddersfield. Hopefully he goes back on loan to them next year for some premier league experience.

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