16 May 2019 12:32:02
Ed, read a couple reports saying PSG might be interested in Bobby. I'm sure he's perfectly happy where he is, but I was wondering if there was any truth in their interest?

Cheers.

{Ed002's Note - See previous answers please.}

1.) 16 May 2019
16 May 2019 14:34:59
I’m interested in Scarlett Johansen but I’m not going to get her.

2.) 16 May 2019
16 May 2019 16:05:43
She has said she has been single for almost 10 years now Southern Red. So you may have an easier shot than you think. 😉.

3.) 16 May 2019
16 May 2019 16:44:20
Ah seen, many thanks.

4.) 16 May 2019
16 May 2019 17:10:37
I have such hope every hour of the day, although she never responds to my carrier pigeons.

{Ed001's Note - I think your problem is that you have been sold false hope. Carrier pigeons (I believe) are extinct. So the ones you are sending out are obviously just ordinary pigeons and are not delivering your messages and that's why you have got no response. You will probably see some old dear throwing bread for them in the local park.}

5.) 16 May 2019
16 May 2019 17:39:20
Johansen is famous for loving a good pigeon.

I think your messages ARE getting through, TSR, despite Ed001's scurrilous stirring, but unfortunately she eats them before she's had a chance to reply.

I wouldn't send an e-mail either as she's also partial to a byte.

Letter is best, just not rice paper, as that's her favourite accompaniment to sauteed pigeon.

She's also a fan of cat-toast.

You heard it here first.

6.) 16 May 2019
16 May 2019 17:58:57
But maybe the old dear will go out with you mate!

7.) 17 May 2019
17 May 2019 09:54:46
They are wasting their time. PSG are nothing but a running joke in France right now esp. after they were humiliated by Utd, embarrassed by Rennes in the French Cup and how they were humiliated again in the League Cup. Joke of a club and their manager is just as clueless.