1.) 01 Mar 2019
01 Mar 2019 12:46:17
Someone’s been on the sherbet.

2.) 01 Mar 2019
01 Mar 2019 13:09:33
Get some fresh air pal 😂.

3.) 01 Mar 2019
01 Mar 2019 13:18:09
Ahhhhhh, Friday-afternoon-drunk, it's been a long time since I saw those days.

Enjoy, you madman!

4.) 01 Mar 2019
01 Mar 2019 13:19:31
🤔🤔🙁.

5.) 01 Mar 2019
01 Mar 2019 13:30:18
You need to lay off the Devils Dandruff mate.

6.) 01 Mar 2019
01 Mar 2019 13:30:59
Whats the weather like on your planet, 007?

7.) 01 Mar 2019
01 Mar 2019 13:36:32
Are you the raver from the spurs page bond? Haha.

8.) 01 Mar 2019
01 Mar 2019 13:54:35
What did I just read?

9.) 01 Mar 2019
01 Mar 2019 14:37:57
Hey 007, have you snuck into the nurses station and used Nurse Ratched’s computer again? I think there’s a shock coming your way.

10.) 01 Mar 2019
01 Mar 2019 15:22:27
I’ll have a pint of what ever he’s drinking please!

{Ed0333's Note - A pint of what the OP is drinking will be enough to inebriate an entire country. WTF? 😂🤔

11.) 01 Mar 2019
01 Mar 2019 17:35:50
Allow me to translate the OP's spider language for you:

"Hendo and Firmino didn't play against Watford and we were really good. That means they've played badly all season and I am a small child who's interest following a result is whether I can one-up people about players I don't rate. "

007, Google "The Fallacy of Composition and Division".

12.) 01 Mar 2019
01 Mar 2019 18:47:23
About right, cheers translator SR!

13.) 01 Mar 2019
01 Mar 2019 19:05:43
My Dad always told me to never do a drug named after your own arse!

14.) 01 Mar 2019
01 Mar 2019 20:02:50
WW, You have been smug the last couple of nights towards me, you can give it out but can ye take it? see ye mention Gender in one of your posts, so in fact "Wirral Wonder" should read "WONDER WOMAN".
Notice you say "SNUCK" Public/ Grammar School Girl/ Boy are we, Mummy use to pick you up from School. Are we going for our "VIRGIN" title Win, so you have little pains in your tummy understandable!
Me Ice in me veins as just turned 65 and being an OAP, seen them win everything in the flesh, best one never to be equalled Rome 77. 3 days travelling over the Alps on the infamous train journey. Hope they do it for your sake as you could be looking at another 29 years if they dont.
Sorry never replied to you earlier as i have been rolling around on the floor for two hours when i read the Post above that said Firmino was "World Class" i think he really meant "BUSINESS CLASS" when he travels on Easy Jet?, better not read it again otherwise could be rolling around again for another couple of Hours.

P. S. Hope Mummy let's you read this before she puts ye in Beddy -Byes? If you can't sleep you can always get something in the Nurses Station can't we. Hope you have Sweet Dreams of a Maiden Title Win!

15.) 01 Mar 2019
01 Mar 2019 22:10:22

{Ed025's Note - this rubbish has to stop now guys, its petty, childish and boring..