1.) 16 Jan 2019
16 Jan 2019 19:49:37
What with this and you’re match review Ed001 I salute you and tip my hat (if I were to be wearing one that is)
Thanks a million mate.

{Ed001's Note - cheers mate.}


2.) 16 Jan 2019
16 Jan 2019 20:20:26
Fantastic Ed, you never know danger until it's too late. I had to get stitches on my bum when I was around 13 as well, fell off a stool in the snooker club and landed on broken glass.

{Ed001's Note - where you out on the lash with Andy Carroll? He fell off a stool in a drunken stupor in Derek Llambias' casino, which is how he picked up the long term injury he had when we stupidly signed him.}


3.) 16 Jan 2019
16 Jan 2019 20:48:29
Haha Ed, if I was on the lash with big Andy then it would have been a bit easier to explain. Don't think any of my teachers believed me when I was unable to sit on the hard seats in class.

{Ed001's Note - I know that feeling mate, I remember the second time I got the cane and the teacher who did it was a sadist, and he forced me to sit down on a hard seat afterwards. I thought I was going to be in so much trouble when me dad found out, but he was more furious with the school as it was illegal to give the cane. If only I had known I would have told him the first time it happened but I was terrified of me parents finding out as I thought I would get walloped again!}


4.) 16 Jan 2019
16 Jan 2019 21:30:15
Jeez Ed. Lucky the compass wasn't pointing further north or you may have lost your bearings. ;)

Worth mentioning Nicolai Muller of hamburg who ruptured his ACL I think it was whilst celebrating a goal. Madness.

{Ed001's Note - I still have a long list of them for a later article, but didn't want to just use them all at once, thought I could save it for when I next am pushed for time.}