14 Aug 2018 06:31:10
Lads im in trouble with the mrs. She said whos this alison youv been mumbling about in your sleep? I told her its nothing to worry about, that alisson is a six foot, broad shouldered, beast of a goalkeeper with unrivalled distribution statistics. Then she walked out. That was a week ago like. Maybe send her a text?

1.) 14 Aug 2018
14 Aug 2018 07:40:56
Maybe you should ask Gini, he may be able to answer you in three wishes 🤦🏼‍♂️.

2.) 14 Aug 2018
14 Aug 2018 08:25:54
Don't tell her Alison is someone very good with their hands and will hopeful give you a happy ending on many occasions! Alison wears what you want now and has made your dreams come true.

{Ed0333's Note - and whatever you don’t tell your Mrs Alison is Brazilian!

3.) 14 Aug 2018
14 Aug 2018 09:08:58
Only right to think about him between clean sheets I guess.

4.) 14 Aug 2018
14 Aug 2018 09:22:20
My Mrs must be a secret Arsenal fan I hear her mumbling about how much she loves David Seaman 🙄🙄🙄.

5.) 14 Aug 2018
14 Aug 2018 09:29:37
After reading this love in, I think he should change his name to Allison Angel.

6.) 14 Aug 2018
14 Aug 2018 09:57:03
Thank god we didn’t buy his brother too.

Your wife would be even more concerned if you were reassuring yourself in your sleep that even if Alisson can’t perform, Muriel can step in! 😂.

7.) 14 Aug 2018
14 Aug 2018 11:33:20
Could be worse my ex is called Allison, try explaining that when you’re calling out the name in your sleep.

8.) 14 Aug 2018
14 Aug 2018 11:41:51
Allison is great in the box area, or so I’m told.

9.) 14 Aug 2018
14 Aug 2018 12:14:36
Woman across from us is called Maureen
Apparently a couple of times I’ve said in my sleep

“Go on Mo’, stick it in”. ’

Whole world of trouble.

10.) 14 Aug 2018
14 Aug 2018 13:22:48
Hey MarcO. Does your wife actually say "David Seaman" or just "Seaman" and you take it to be David Seaman from Arsenal lol.

11.) 14 Aug 2018
14 Aug 2018 13:28:10
Text her and tell her she has nothing to worry about, Alisson is van Dijk.

12.) 15 Aug 2018
14 Aug 2018 08:40:38
I reckon its better to tell her the truth ed0333😂😂😂.

{Ed0333's Note - Believe me no woman likes Brazilian women.

13.) 15 Aug 2018
14 Aug 2018 18:45:27
You had me in stitches there, Ed333. OP, if all else fails, just get her diamonds and Belgian chocolates. Trust me, she will say, "Allison who? ".

{Ed0333's Note - I’m not sure she’ll be too bothered about chocolates if diamonds are on the scene mate.

14.) 17 Aug 2018
16 Aug 2018 06:57:08
After the description that you have given she's looked at your 5'2'', pigeon-chested body and the fact that you are just a beast and has probably gone looking for him. A 'brazilian' is very popular with some ladies!