17 May 2018 10:48:50
The transfer window opens a 11.00. If we don't sign 3 £80 - £100 million pound players by 11.30 we are doomed. Might as well write of next season at 11.35! 😏😏.


1.) 17 May 2018
17 May 2018 11:21:47
Nothing from the club so far, no helicopters to melwood, I just can't believe it how slack we are in this transfer window. I'm usually positive but now I might change my name to negativeredSalah, I'm just fed up, if we want to progress and do well in the league we have to sign quality players, it's 20 minutes into the transfer window and still nobody? disgraceful! Shame on the owners, shame on Klopp! we'll come behind Everton next season you watch. ;)


2.) 17 May 2018
17 May 2018 11:29:53
Just been past melwood on my way to Tesco's. Absolutely zilch going on there. we're doomed!


3.) 17 May 2018
17 May 2018 11:47:56
just seen Yarmalenko walking his ostrich next too melwood, make of it what you will.


4.) 17 May 2018
17 May 2018 11:56:58
Don't worry lads, when Klopp sees the link up play between myself and The Raver at the charity game, he'll sign us both up 🤞.


5.) 17 May 2018
17 May 2018 12:06:56
Just saw Wesley Sneider, Gaston Ramirez and Konoplyanka sharing a pot of Earl Grey around the corner from Anfield. Coincidence? I don't think so.


6.) 17 May 2018
17 May 2018 12:25:09
Buffon is having second thoughts on retiring but won't play for another Italian club. here we go!


7.) 17 May 2018
17 May 2018 12:43:17
Babble copper getting fuled up as we speak😁.


8.) 17 May 2018
17 May 2018 13:19:00
Kovacic was spotted buying a copy of Gerry and the Pacemakers greatest hits at Madrid Airport. Make of that what you will.


9.) 17 May 2018
17 May 2018 13:19:54
Family friend saw Charlie Adam the other day, he didn't actually say anything but his eyes said enough. that's set pieces sorted, now we just need to convince El Hadji Diouf to come out of retirement to cover the front three and we're in good shape.


10.) 17 May 2018
17 May 2018 13:21:47
I'm an estate agent and I've just had someone who signed as L. Messi book in to see the most expensive houses in Liverpool. He'll have to be quick choosing one though because M. Reus just booked to do the same!


11.) 17 May 2018
17 May 2018 13:40:40
Sounds like Tranmere Rivera are going all out to break back into the Football League, hjikle!


12.) 17 May 2018
17 May 2018 13:46:51
Jus seen simao at Tesco's with a big smile, he must of eventually signed phhhhew.


13.) 17 May 2018
17 May 2018 23:25:59
Come on lads, we should all know that it's Arda Turan who we are getting in next 😁.


14.) 18 May 2018
18 May 2018 07:37:16
I just seen Honda driving a Honda round and round outside melwood. Wonder what he's up to?