13 Apr 2018 20:36:39
I just dropped a massive fart in the bath, and before I could laugh, Harry Kane popped his head round the shower curtain and claimed it 😧 What's going on Reds?!


1.) 13 Apr 2018
13 Apr 2018 21:13:07
You think that is bad, that's nothing.

A few days ago, my wife and I just had our first baby, little girl called Ciri, proudest day of my life.

Then Harry Kane, of all people, just marches in and declares it as his. Before I could even register this he snatches the baby from my wife's hands and walks out, I tried to chase him but officials, Premier League registered, I think, stop me in pursuit and decide to use VAR to figure out ownership rights. So, guess what happened.

Simple, my wife and I are now without a child and Harry Kane has claimed it as his own.

LIVID!


2.) 14 Apr 2018
13 Apr 2018 23:54:30
Mango, if var was used, then clearly you have Cctv set up in your bedroom, naughty boy ☺.