1.) 10 Jan 2018
10 Jan 2018 18:33:24
Shocking 😂✌.


2.) 10 Jan 2018
10 Jan 2018 18:33:35
No, all the focus is on Artie Effpee.


3.) 10 Jan 2018
10 Jan 2018 18:43:53
Or the Italian kid, Rephairto Feccinposto.


4.) 10 Jan 2018
10 Jan 2018 19:08:53
I think his real name is Joueur Quelqonque.


5.) 10 Jan 2018
10 Jan 2018 19:09:40
Or the Dutchman Van Har Derturan.


6.) 10 Jan 2018
10 Jan 2018 19:10:43
And the Austrian Herr Babb Allkoppter.


7.) 10 Jan 2018
10 Jan 2018 19:14:25
But sadly none of the above will join us this window as apparently their taxi broke down on their way to signing -
If only they remembered their Handy Caroil.


8.) 10 Jan 2018
10 Jan 2018 19:14:32
Or the Austrian Justa Smokescreen.


9.) 10 Jan 2018
10 Jan 2018 19:22:21
I'm not familiar with any of those players.


10.) 10 Jan 2018
10 Jan 2018 19:43:41
What about young whan king from seville?


11.) 10 Jan 2018
10 Jan 2018 19:45:12
This is the Liverpool page, take random player names to the European page 😉

Haha.


12.) 10 Jan 2018
10 Jan 2018 20:11:14
Crooks 😂😂👌.


13.) 10 Jan 2018
10 Jan 2018 20:05:35
I think PSG have him lined up on a loan to loan to maybe buy to loan to sell deal on $74bn (as reported on bleacher report) .

So too late for us I'm afraid :(.


14.) 10 Jan 2018
10 Jan 2018 20:24:53
Notin trested.


15.) 10 Jan 2018
10 Jan 2018 20:42:15
Heard we offered a contract to that young German lad, Per Sonalterms. Both parties can't quite agree.


16.) 10 Jan 2018
10 Jan 2018 20:54:54
A lot of people have been drooling over the russian Igor Dropabottleofpopoff. They say his skills will make you fizz with excitement.


17.) 10 Jan 2018
10 Jan 2018 20:58:32
The best player we seem to constantly linked with on here is Nigerian born Hyeds Eni Enterestin!