1.) 10 Jan 2018
10 Jan 2018 18:33:24
Shocking 😂✌.
2.) 10 Jan 2018
10 Jan 2018 18:33:35
No, all the focus is on Artie Effpee.
3.) 10 Jan 2018
10 Jan 2018 18:43:53
Or the Italian kid, Rephairto Feccinposto.
4.) 10 Jan 2018
10 Jan 2018 19:08:53
I think his real name is Joueur Quelqonque.
5.) 10 Jan 2018
10 Jan 2018 19:09:40
Or the Dutchman Van Har Derturan.
6.) 10 Jan 2018
10 Jan 2018 19:10:43
And the Austrian Herr Babb Allkoppter.
7.) 10 Jan 2018
10 Jan 2018 19:14:25
But sadly none of the above will join us this window as apparently their taxi broke down on their way to signing -
If only they remembered their Handy Caroil.
8.) 10 Jan 2018
10 Jan 2018 19:14:32
Or the Austrian Justa Smokescreen.
9.) 10 Jan 2018
10 Jan 2018 19:22:21
I'm not familiar with any of those players.
10.) 10 Jan 2018
10 Jan 2018 19:43:41
What about young whan king from seville?
11.) 10 Jan 2018
10 Jan 2018 19:45:12
This is the Liverpool page, take random player names to the European page 😉
Haha.
12.) 10 Jan 2018
10 Jan 2018 20:11:14
Crooks 😂😂👌.
13.) 10 Jan 2018
10 Jan 2018 20:05:35
I think PSG have him lined up on a loan to loan to maybe buy to loan to sell deal on $74bn (as reported on bleacher report) .
So too late for us I'm afraid :(.
14.) 10 Jan 2018
10 Jan 2018 20:24:53
Notin trested.
15.) 10 Jan 2018
10 Jan 2018 20:42:15
Heard we offered a contract to that young German lad, Per Sonalterms. Both parties can't quite agree.
16.) 10 Jan 2018
10 Jan 2018 20:54:54
A lot of people have been drooling over the russian Igor Dropabottleofpopoff. They say his skills will make you fizz with excitement.
17.) 10 Jan 2018
10 Jan 2018 20:58:32
The best player we seem to constantly linked with on here is Nigerian born Hyeds Eni Enterestin!