22 Aug 2017 19:50:49
Coutinho no reported as "ill"

Translation: Sick with embarrassment.
No more talk of "back trouble", then.


1.) 22 Aug 2017
22 Aug 2017 19:56:46
What odds on 'dog ate my homework' next?


2.) 22 Aug 2017
22 Aug 2017 20:06:50
I think the club won't just let him back into squad. He will have to apologize and earn his place back. then he will score vital goal and we will all be happy and he will be our legend lol.


3.) 22 Aug 2017
22 Aug 2017 20:21:48
Not sure if he will have to apologise. He wanted to go to Barcelona and I don't think too many people hold that against him.


4.) 22 Aug 2017
22 Aug 2017 20:30:34
Build him his statue that he talked of.
A plastic 4 inch bobble head behind Shanks'


5.) 22 Aug 2017
22 Aug 2017 20:33:07
I still wudnt b surprised if he got a face on, as said he had tension wid klopp an we relying on the press for info on him, this sick thing sore back all that, nope phil we ain't daft, get back in the team an shine!


6.) 22 Aug 2017
22 Aug 2017 20:54:08
Has this tension with Klopp or Coutinho being a stroppy gobsh@@@ ever been confirmed by a reliable person?


7.) 23 Aug 2017
23 Aug 2017 07:11:17
Fresh the only proof they have is him driving into training with a face like a smacked ass. But then there is pictures of bearly every player with the same expression cos some numpty is standing in front of their car with the camera flashing 50 times a second xD.