1.) 20 Jul 2017
20 Jul 2017 22:10:00
Very confused by this whole post.

2.) 20 Jul 2017
20 Jul 2017 22:13:03
I think I speak for everyone when I say WTF?

3.) 20 Jul 2017
20 Jul 2017 22:18:52
Back away from the spice lad!

{Ed007's Note -

4.) 20 Jul 2017
20 Jul 2017 23:01:49
Sweet mother of mercy.

5.) 20 Jul 2017
20 Jul 2017 23:03:07
Hendo's heel, that's the problem I'm afraid matey, and that's where our tale begins. You see, I just can't get enough of it. Sugar, spice, everything nice, I can't stay away. I'll sniff, snort, gum, inject, swallow, inhale, you name it, but I needed my fix.

So there I was a cold saturday night out with my team from the lab and Harrison asks: "You want some gary glitter bud? " Quick as a flash I said yes and next thing I know I'm waking up naked outside my missus' house, must've been 3 in the morning. So I go up and there she is having the time of her life with the fella from next door.

So, I do what any lover scorned woul do, and grab the nearest object I can find - in this case my hardback copy of a Flash annual- and give the mane a beating, grievous bodily harm they said in the report, of course my daughter sees all of this, thinks old daddy's a monster and next thing I know I'm out the house and got a bloody restraining order slapped one me.

But who's the real monster? Me or mummy dearest, letting her 4 year old lassie stay up till an ungodly hour while I'm out just having a bit of fun, doing bit of snif.

Hope that clears it up for you guys, and wish me luck again.

6.) 20 Jul 2017
20 Jul 2017 23:19:45
Stan Collymore is that you?

7.) 20 Jul 2017
20 Jul 2017 23:31:23
Good luck speedster 👍.

8.) 20 Jul 2017
20 Jul 2017 23:34:52
Eds, why is this drivel not on the "other posts" page?

9.) 20 Jul 2017
20 Jul 2017 23:42:58
Mate your an absolute head the ball. can you have a regular column cos that's dead funny.

10.) 21 Jul 2017
20 Jul 2017 23:58:58
Love Zoom's posts.

11.) 21 Jul 2017
21 Jul 2017 00:07:34
Zoom, dude I am not sure if the above is not an ingenious metaphor for LFC's transfer window situation. With you being Klopp, your obsession for "sugar and spice" being VVD and Keita, the "tapping up" with a hardback, and the restraining order from Southampton and RBL. But good luck with your situation - I hope you overcome your weaknesses and have a blissful life with your daughter's company.

Addictions like alcohol, gambling and drugs are too common in our society and ruin too many lives.

12.) 21 Jul 2017
21 Jul 2017 01:52:43
Its the little girl that I feel sorry for.

I hope she is safe Ed. Is ther any way you can find out?

I hate that stuff.

13.) 21 Jul 2017
21 Jul 2017 06:22:55
I ain't read anything this strange in a while. I think this guys sh! tt! ng out of his mouth and throws up at his arse. Regardless. this guys got to go down as funniest member of the week lol

Oh and by the way hows all the eds doing. Doing a swell job! Keep up the good work.