22 Apr 2017 19:01:33
Hey ed001 i read somewhere tha sturridge.

{Ed001's Note - someone finish this sentence for him please.....}

1.) 22 Apr 2017
22 Apr 2017 19:08:56
Sorry about that one man i tapped the send button unknowingly. by the way i finished the sentence by myself in the latest post😜.

{Ed001's Note - I was hoping for some funny comments to end the sentence though.....}

2.) 22 Apr 2017
22 Apr 2017 20:06:10
. auditioned for Casualty.

3.) 22 Apr 2017
22 Apr 2017 20:37:32
Isn't injured.

4.) 22 Apr 2017
22 Apr 2017 21:13:32
Is a footballer.

5.) 22 Apr 2017
22 Apr 2017 21:25:56
Had signed for Liverpool.

6.) 22 Apr 2017
22 Apr 2017 21:37:51
Got a role in a musical where he is allowed to dance on every surface except for grass.

7.) 22 Apr 2017
22 Apr 2017 21:47:31
acting as the lesser spotted yeti in the abominable snowman.

8.) 22 Apr 2017
22 Apr 2017 22:09:19
Gets unmercifully slagged off on here even though he doesn't get injured on purpose.

9.) 22 Apr 2017
22 Apr 2017 23:06:57
Played the role of Lily Chao in Casualty.

10.) 22 Apr 2017
22 Apr 2017 23:10:32
Is taking over from Ibrahimovich at Greater Manchester Sourtheners.

11.) 22 Apr 2017
22 Apr 2017 23:11:42
Could have been a great player if he wasn't so fragile.

12.) 23 Apr 2017
23 Apr 2017 00:44:56
will be co-staring in the latest Star Wars movie.

{Ed007's Note - He dips bread in Bovril.}

13.) 23 Apr 2017
23 Apr 2017 01:20:25
Auditioning for Britain's top model.

14.) 23 Apr 2017
23 Apr 2017 06:37:19
Is actually only 4'6 but it's in his contract Liverpool only can recruit short players to make him look taller.

15.) 23 Apr 2017
23 Apr 2017 09:42:13
Is a modern day Harry Kewell.

16.) 23 Apr 2017
23 Apr 2017 10:22:02
Is actually the lion from the wizard of oz.

17.) 23 Apr 2017
23 Apr 2017 12:05:05
Was spotted leaving a club holding ping pong paddles accompanied by 2 midgets dressed as Yosemite Sam.

18.) 23 Apr 2017
23 Apr 2017 12:19:49
New boot deal is with Boots.

19.) 23 Apr 2017
23 Apr 2017 13:04:25
thinks his signature celebration is an Olympic swimming technique.

20.) 23 Apr 2017
23 Apr 2017 13:06:02
Will win event wrestlemania.

21.) 23 Apr 2017
23 Apr 2017 15:02:14
I was having a really bad week until I read all the replies lol. Absolutely fantastic everyone of you thank you very much.