08 Sep 2016 15:30:40
Hi ed 002

You mentioned a while ago that you were not allowed into South Africa. May I ask why? Just curious as I am South African.

{Ed002's Note - It is not something appropriate to discuss here but the reaon is different to that which keeps me excluded from swathes of the Middle East and Africa.}


1.) 08 Sep 2016
08 Sep 2016 15:48:01
Life is tough for chimney sweeps and rodeo clowns.

{Ed002's Note - I am not a chimney sweep - most of the other Eds are though - except the florists.}


2.) 08 Sep 2016
08 Sep 2016 16:20:46
So you've been to Israel.

{Ed002's Note - Millions of people have been to Israel but that does not debar them.}


3.) 08 Sep 2016
08 Sep 2016 16:31:55
Hey ed, is your first name "James" per any chance?

{Ed002's Note - No, "James" is a ridiculous name, why would anyone's parent name them that?}


4.) 08 Sep 2016
08 Sep 2016 17:03:08
Ed002 is actually the reincarnation of John Gotti. This is why he's not allowed into Asia or South Africa.

Don't mess with the Teflon Don.


5.) 08 Sep 2016
08 Sep 2016 18:04:39
Haha class response ed, you did not rule out the other option, so i presume u are on a rodeo tour at the moment then.

{Ed002's Note - I am in England leaving Sunday}


6.) 08 Sep 2016
08 Sep 2016 18:17:08
Still better than Sergey, ed!

{Ed002's Note - Nice girl. Perky.}


7.) 08 Sep 2016
08 Sep 2016 18:45:34
Convicted illegal arms dealer?

{Ed002's Note - Illegal?}


8.) 08 Sep 2016
08 Sep 2016 18:47:37
There's always Coventry Ed002 😎.

{Ed002's Note - Nice cathedral.}


9.) 08 Sep 2016
08 Sep 2016 19:23:20
Their loss Ed. You're a welcome visitor to these shores.


10.) 08 Sep 2016
08 Sep 2016 20:01:59
Not a bond fan Ed? Shame, there are much worse names than James!

{Ed002's Note - JimmyBobBettyLouThelmaLiz you mean?}


11.) 08 Sep 2016
08 Sep 2016 20:22:08
There's rumours Ed002 is actually Pablo Escobar. And lives in that house in the Middle of the M62.


12.) 08 Sep 2016
08 Sep 2016 21:20:22
He is a she, or a promiscuous unicorn.


13.) 08 Sep 2016
08 Sep 2016 21:51:05
The Last Unicorn perhaps? Great book by the way.

{Ed002's Note - Nothing wrong with unicorns.}


14.) 08 Sep 2016
08 Sep 2016 22:08:11
Ed I'm hurt lol least I'm allowed to south Africa though ha.


15.) 08 Sep 2016
08 Sep 2016 22:19:50
Ed, if you're anywhere near the midlands tomorrow I still owe you a beer.

{Ed002's Note - Not tomorrow Chris.}