31 Jan 2014 22:04:56
I have never ever known a more insanely topsy turvy day in my life? How many Liverpool fans are have been pressing refresh/F5 in unison all over the world since this morning! I went to run some errands for a while and I've never experienced a rollercoaster of emotion like it. I nearly crashed the car 5 times. He's signing he's not signing he's signing he's not signing. Has he friggin signed yet? I can only imagine what the boys in Ukraine must have gone through. And I can't believe i'm saying this but kudos Ian Ayre. I can't believe i'm giving Ayre plaudits for doing his job. that's how bad he is! Eds 001. Got any fingernails left buddy?

{Ed001's Note - no fingernails or hair left mate. Pulled both out before 7pm!}